💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.
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- 13 Lip 2017
No, you weren't. Stop fucking lying.Edit: I was joking...
It was none other than Null.Was this Null or a rogue janny?
This is truly a red letter day for the Kiwifarms.
Soon, Nick's transformation into Ethan Ralph will be fully complete. After which, the Battle of Jim's Driveway will commence, followed by the Dimensional Merge.
All of this is playing out exactly according to the Great Kiwi Prophecy™.
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- 26 Lis 2016
I remember the clip about risotto rice that stupid duck was totally wrong about.
Umami already has its own specific word/term in Asian cooking. The Japanese calls it umami while the Chinese calls it 鮮 (xian). We didn't have one. Since so called "umami flavouring" or monosodium glutamate was first synthesised by a Japanese biochemist, it made sense to just take a word from them. They do it all the time to western dishes as well. I'm personally sticking to terms like browning because I'm not a food scientist. I'm just some autist who likes to cook and sometimes spends too much time cooking.
I feel like I'm being psyop'ed. DO NOT wash chicken. It's retarded and unnecessary, chicken juice splashes everywhere and congratulations, the entire kitchen top with whatever utensils and other items are now contaminated.
Yeah, that absolutely sounds like something skelly would say.
Enjoy salmonella or better, botulism, stalker child.
Hilarious, it's the butterdish tripod all over again. Time for something funny.
I was!No, you weren't. Stop fucking lying.
Some got upset at me earlier for posting about Nick's Billy larp outfit because they didn't find the meta level joke to be as funny. In hindsight I think they're right, it wasn't as funny as I made it out to be.
This is just meta of another meta. I'm not going to explain it.
Poopy skelly. I really hope Ethan Ralph does the funny.
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- 21 Mar 2022
That fart sounds like it came from a prolapsed and boosted asshole, he can't keep it closed anymore from the amount of gay sex he's having.
Honka Honka Burning Love
In Clown World, the only god is the one who Honks.
True & Honest Fan
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- 29 Sie 2019
Captain...a Second Shart has hit the Farms.
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- 28 Wrz 2022
First Rage Pig, now Balldo. It's like pottery.
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- 21 Sie 2018
Soon Lolnarok will be upon us and at its conclusion Chantal shall consume the Earth.
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- 18 Kwi 2019
That fart was from an asshole that has been dragon dildo'd.
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- 28 Gru 2014
It's just a meme bro.
(It's from this thread.)
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- 14 Cze 2020
Alabama white sauce is fucking disgusting. Nick’s cooking is also disgusting. Both can be true at the same time.
Also mustard sauce. Total South Carolina death
edit: words
also, Total Balldo death
Also mustard sauce. Total South Carolina death
edit: words
also, Total Balldo death
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- 28 Maj 2024
Don't worry, I know not to wash your chicken, I'm just saying that Nick's looking for literally any excuse to criticize Kurt and would invent retarded nonsense reasons
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- 19 Kwi 2025
Looks like he learned from the Ethan Ralph School of Embarrassment and Self-Destruction. Can’t wait for him to go off the rails completely and start jumping from streaming service to streaming service like the gunt himself did.
Taco Conspiracy
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- 27 Maj 2024
We're going to start debating whether or not Nick farted aren't we? LOL
Sloppa
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- 10 Mar 2025
We already have a Demon-Baby from Rekieta's aborted Mulatto baby at the Cuckold BBC Plantation in Jamaica. The bottle of the ass locals picture was the Thumbing-Sextape, and his minor child being drugged up is Ralph getting beaten after attempting to solicit CSA from a Moroccan pimp.No, you weren't. Stop fucking lying.
It was none other than Null.
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This is truly a red letter day for the Kiwifarms.
Soon, Nick's transformation into Ethan Ralph will be fully complete. After which, the Battle of Jim's Driveway will commence, followed by the Dimensional Merge.
All of this is playing out exactly according to the Great Kiwi Prophecy™.
In the Gunt Chronicles, Nick has just left Portugal 1 and the bodycam of him getting arrested will be Portugal 2.
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- 14 Cze 2020
I hope not. He’s greasy, hairy, leaky, and smells like shit at both ends. It’s a fart no matter the route it took.
Looking at that horrid photo of the slattern and the fleshlight kissing Captain Nick Sparrow, I am uncertain as to how he’s attractive to anyone. I’m ashamed of women right now.
April “dated” down when she left Aaron for Balldo. Aaron can at least wear a good suit.
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- 29 Wrz 2018
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- 22 Lip 2017
You guys just don't understand. He's on that whey life, bulking up and getting ripped. You guys just can't see his absolute SLEEPER BUILD under his shirt. Bro is shredded at 10% body fat.
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- 28 Gru 2014
It's not my favorite. My favorite is probably Kansas City style (but with added hot sauce), followed closely by North Carolina and Memphis.
I still kind of like the white sauces, although again, I'm going to add more hot sauce.
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- 28 Sty 2021
This is why I keep coming back to this thread.