💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
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  • Ankieta zamknięta .
And here I thought the Balldo was just a latex rubber band with a nub sticking out of it. That looks like something a dungeon master would heat red hot and slap on your nuts during the Spanish Inquisition.
Even the soldiers at Gitmo who torture Al-Qaeda suspects think it’s a little much…
 
What Gabe was trying to do was to show that Nick is kinda bad person. To an audience of people who can't decide if he's just an evil sadistic piece of shit or possessed by a literal demon.
What audience might that be? Because Keanu has fuck all for an audience, and everyone else there was brought in by this thread, KC, or other Sektur-related places, aka they already knew the backstory here with Nick. So this was for the 10 people Keanu regularly streams to?
 
What audience might that be? Because Keanu has fuck all for an audience, and everyone else there was brought in by this thread, KC, or other Sektur-related places, aka they already knew the backstory here with Nick. So this was for the 10 people Keanu regularly streams to?
I meant us, and that it was completely redundant.
 
PPP and Andy said they weren't going to go off on Gabe and Keanu but they ended up talking about it for the whole start of the show
(1.5x speed, from the replay so no chat)

More serious talk:

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The opening + gold star bit:
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Don't think it's been quoted here yet, but Kino Casino had a pretty funny segment about the Keanu Gabe stream yesterday. pretty much the same consensus people had here. Andy slipped a gold star joke too. :story:
 
He did mention that he literally has never watched any Only Fans content, but he knows some friends that are on it. They make tons of money, more money than YouTube.

This is a callback to an old Nick moment. One of the origins of the "Scandinavian Incel Prudes" thing is that Nick was invited to a church group and suggested to those people that christians should reach out to active onlyfans THOTS and get them to join churches (they would stay doing onlyfans work which the church according to Nick should approve of). The people at the church group were not encouraging of Nick's ideas. According to later streams with Nick, onlyfans performers were all women who just wanted extra money to take the kids to Disneyworld. They were also all incredibly rich and many of them owned private islands according to Nick.

Nick also I believe made various positive comments about Onlyfans as a career choice for young women and talked about its superiority as a career choice versus more conventional employment.

I would imagine as a major porn-hound, Nick watches alot of onlyfans and that his deep insights into the careers of professional THOTs probably comes from paid special interactions with them.
 
The only real video about Nick at this point is him insanely screaming at a woman in a high pitched voice like a complete utter faggot.
 
Looks like Keanu has snaked Hoffman and thrown in her shit with Ethan, Ethan, and Mersh.

Who'd have thunk it?
 

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He did mention that he literally has never watched any Only Fans content, but he knows some friends that are on it. They make tons of money, more money than YouTube.

This seems likes prepping from Nick to stop being Rekieta Law and become Rugieta Cuck. I'm sure there are wine moms out there willing to pay Crackets top dollar to see his skinny ass plow Our Wife. There was that one time he was talking about a hypothetical grandpa not being disappointed in his granddaughter is doing OnlyFans because she could take him to Disney Land with that OF money, so I'm sure his children won't mind too much, he can use that money to take them to Disney Land.
 
High on life! But, seriously Warski and PPP can actually interview fairly well. It’s an odd tag team dynamic, but it works.
Hey, the best drug, but they are atrocious and useless interviewers. I'm not expecting a skilled and interesting interview with them (like, say, Art Bell or Jordan Harbinger), but they are not insightful, their research is shit, their motivations pollute the information...they are just bad. Dingdingding retard alert woaaaahhhhh
 
Karen Read Stream - Day 33 Closing Arguments - Rekieta Notables
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No thumbnail at time of posting so you get Rekieta Subway sammy tongue.

TL;DR: It was an afternoon replay of closing arguments due to camp pick up. Low effort, distractable. He couldn't focus for more than 30 seconds at a time. Claims his brain is special because it "takes snapshots". A daughter (off screen) interrupted. She was looking for Kayla. They chatted. More Cooking with Kurt.

Branca came in at the end. Nick said that he knows "a couple of couples who do Fansly which is like OnlyFans". (Oh, really, Rekieta?) "The money per viewer is catastrophically high." Tagging @Not Who You Think bc I think they were tracking his porn connections (?).

He mostly ignored the drama of last night though some Supertips didn't:
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  • Top YT Live Viewership (approx): 900
  • Tweets During Stream (approx): 14 - I don't know what he was keyboard warrioring about but he wasn't watching the (very entertaining) closing arguments.
Note: 4:29:00 for about 30 min is worth watching/clipping for those who care about LawTube drama. He shits on lots of people and takes credit for everyone's success.

Intro

- Said he's been absent due to picking up some of his kids at camp which he's done for 10 years.

- Said he'll not be addressing the events of last night.

- Tries to do his OWN closing arguments but acknowledges that Jackson will do it better. (It was pretty bad. I assume he wants to clip it for a video.)

Defense Closing Arguments

- Gayly commented on Jackson's beard (which is fine; Nick thought it should be better groomed).

- He didn't know a bunch of MA law and trial specifics: 1) "Moral certainty" is part of ALL trials there; 2) The defense goes first in closing arguments; 3) The dog bite testimony was let in by Bev so the defense could argue it. (EDB knew all of this btw. Nick's chat had to tell him.)

- Incredibly distracted DM/Tweeting during the stream. He kept rewinding

- Made a poll on HIS (not Jackson's) closing argument.

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- When he realized he had no idea what was going on: "This is the stuff I missed because I was so bored."

- "I need some levity" and decides he'll watch more Kurt between the two closing arguments.

- More polls!
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- Big Supertip:
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- He owned a George Forman grill in college and would make steaks.

Cooking with Kurt

-Jokes about Redo the Healer needing to be required watching in kindergarten and Camelot. It was brief. He barely addressed it.
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Prosecution Closing Arguments

- Nick got all fired up with anger at the prosecution. Said O'Keefe (the dead guy) was not necessarily a good person because he made money by fostering his niece in nephew. (Interesting. Nick and Kayla fostered.)


- A chatter got defensive about Kurt. He said: "Take your issues and shove them up your anus."

- Stuffed a submarine sandwich in his mouth. It was the "cold cut trio" from Subway.
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- He kept bouncing in his seat.

- He mistakenly started reading out Twitter. Something from "MeatyActor"

- He didn't remember that prosecution had withheld the X-Ray evidence of no broken bones and the defense requested a mistrial.


Back to Cooking with Kurt

- Joked about Signal and nudes and how it's the best app.

- A third poll:

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- Lots of fake outrage and screaming.

- "Sometimes you just need to yell at someone and most of the time it's me [yelling]... because I'm a jackass."

- Joked about how he [Nick] is very bad at what he does as witnessed in his shrinking numbers.

- Says that all of LawTube stagnated when HE stopped doing trials. "Isn't that weird, Kurt?"

- Admits that he "stopped doing the work."

- Daughter came in - they conversed on where Kayla was.

- Mentioned Doug TenNapel and the YT algorithm.

- Insulted LegalBytes; called her a mean girl.

- Says his brain works in weird ways. He takes mental "snapshots" and processes them later.

- Branca arrived:
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- Branca has rebranded his channel, apparently. Now two channels. 1. The Andrew Branca Channel (political rants) and 2. The Law of Self Defense channel.

- Claims to have never looked at OnlyFans but obviously knows many creators who do. He also knows "a couple of couples who do Fansly which is like OnlyFans". (Oh, really, Rekieta?) "The money per viewer is catastrophically high."

- Gosney was in chat.

- Said Courtney Clenny (who they may cover together) looks like the cafeteria lady without makeup.

- Doesn't want to cover Kohberger trial bc it'll take too much work.
Edits: Some simple clean ups.
 
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