💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Major]

Obviously Nick mentioning the assault on his son was way overplaying his hand for literally no reason. But I think he may have been subconciously trying to deflect accusations of him being a weak, twiggy man by making him seem strong and powerful in recalling him slamming...his own son.

 

[Random Internet Person]

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I had testicular torsion before so looking at this caused me genuine physical pain.

I’m cringing on the inside. Why would anybody want to use this?

 

[Null]

I’m cringing on the inside. Why would anybody want to use this?

well son, when a man doesn't love a woman but they've been together 20 years...

 

[Hamstirer]

Hardin v. Kandiyohi

 

[CECA Loather]

well son, when a man doesn't love a woman but they've been together 20 years...

He has an urge to castrate himself but decides to go for the middle ground and...

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

I’m cringing on the inside. Why would anybody want to use this?

It stops the pee coming from the balls

 

[John Andrews Stan]

it's predominately Gabe's fault because he just didn't bring the content like he promised

It’s called KeanuCast and she is bitching that he sent her tons of emails beforehand, with links and images that would be forming the body of his “investigation.” She literally doesn’t realize that this was all within her control and she refuses to own her part in not running her own show. She deserves all the shit she gets.

And yes she made $900, more than she ever has or ever will again.

 

[mindlessobserver]

I hope Hardin gets a fat bag from this. He deserves it for all the autism he has to deal with.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

I hope Hardin gets a fat bag from this. He deserves it for all the autism he has to deal with.

A sack so fat he’ll need all the spacer rings.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

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I had testicular torsion before so looking at this caused me genuine physical pain.

And here I thought the Balldo was just a latex rubber band with a nub sticking out of it. That looks like something a dungeon master would heat red hot and slap on your nuts during the Spanish Inquisition.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

And now we have a shiny new meme: Nick Rekitea's Twig Show. Choke Slamming his minor children in a massage parlour near you!

Welllll. . .it's the Twig Show!

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HE'S FAT!
HE'S AN ADDICT!!
HE CHOKE SLAMS HIS KIDS!!!

ppp announcing rekieta to the ring.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

What I find most amusing about this is it wouldn't even be an issue if Rekieta didn't make such a huge deal about the bodycam footage. Total Striesand effect. This would all be over if he just shut his mouth, but let this thread be a cautionary tale about the dangers of drug and alcohol abuse.

And that's what makes a lolcow a lolcow.
They can't let it go.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Saw Branca wa live with Nick. Have we had the,”I di coke in the 80s and wasn’t that bad back then,” cope yet?

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I get what Gabe is trying to do. He has the revelation, but he wants to add weight to it by showing that Nick has consistently showed himself to be capable of it..

What Gabe was trying to do was to show that Nick is kinda bad person. To an audience of people who can't decide if he's just an evil sadistic piece of shit or possessed by a literal demon.

 

[Nigger Caviar]

well son, when a man doesn't love a woman but they've been together 20 years...

Nick Rekieta's theme song?

 

[CoomerTine]

Does anyone really believe Crackieta doesn’t have any OF subs

 

[Niggernerd]

I wonder if crackets will start saying nice things about KC because they shit on Gabe kinda hard lmao

 

[CoomerTine]

Still losing subs

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

Andrew Branca did a cameo tonight. He and Nick discussed the Karen Read trail and possible candidates for future trail coverage. Courtney Clenney is Nick's favorite. He did mention that he literally has never watched any Only Fans content, but he knows some friends that are on it. They make tons of money, more money than YouTube.

0:27

 

[Chibitzen]

It’s called KeanuCast and she is bitching that he sent her tons of emails beforehand, with links and images that would be forming the body of his “investigation.” She literally doesn’t realize that this was all within her control and she refuses to own her part in not running her own show. She deserves all the shit she gets.

And yes she made $900, more than she ever has or ever will again.

It's like she doesn't know what a streamer actually does.