💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Big Brutus]

Hardin v. Kandiyohi

"Hardin..."
"Yes, my lord?"
"Go to the Wisconsin System... There on Kandiyohi, you will obtain the bussycam footage."
"As you wish, my lord."

 

[RaptInPlastic]

"Hardin..."
"Yes, my lord?"
"Go to the Wisconsin System... There on Kandiyohi, you will obtain the bussycam footage."
"As you wish, my lord."

Talking about things being hyped... Bodycam is the goy version of the Hoffman stream... And it has done the same thing, Rekieta jumped out ahead of it the way all totally innocent people do.

 

[Vibralldo]

Kevin Brennan has Keanu on MLC right now and she’s playing the victim about how she has no agency in her dynamic with Gabe. Before she came on, KB watched Karl and Moody saying condescendingly that “everybody knows” Nick’s daughter couldn’t get a second drug test because Nick already told us. (I think it was from this TLP stream that is still live.)

I didn’t think it was possible for such effeminate men to emasculate themselves any further. Mea culpa.

Keanu is a retarded snake too stupid go to have loyalty

She fucked over Aaron, then she fucked over Nick, now she's fucking over Gabe

A truly despicable hole

 

[Paul Revere Pantry Raider]

Keanu is a retarded snake too stupid go to have loyalty

She fucked over Aaron, then she fucked over Nick, now she's fucking over Gabe

A truly despicable hole

She and Nick deserve each-other.

 

[CoomerTine]

Suffah Rekieta

Uncivil Law was on stream with six other lawyers who have actually tried cases

 

[SaltyFanta]

https://x.com/RekietaLaw/status/1933642960089883095

https://archive.is/MmXSM

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The Gabe interview was a wet fart and Nick's still got a new obsession

To call Gabe's interview an adaption of "source material", kinda creates the suggestion that there was true "source material" to what he's saying.

1. Not speculate on what Gabe would reveal in a foolish effort to "get ahead of things." Wait to see what he's actually gonna say.

One of my favorite Ethan Ralph moments is when he answered the question "Hey are you Ralph?" with "No I am not Ethan Ralph."

And now one of my favorite Nick Rekieta moments is when he answered "I know something secret about you" with "No I was not witnessed choke slamming my son at the chiropractors".

 

[lIllllIiiiiLLLLiiiiIIIIll]

Bodycam footage on page 10,023. Screencap this.

I'm going 10,022. Price is Right rules; closest without going over.

If that's true then the smartest move is to go 10,024

Edit: fuck, I got it backward? Classic. Standing by it though.

 

[Vibralldo]

I'm going 10,022. Price is Right rules; closest without going over.

If that's true then the smartest move is to go 10,024

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

It's surreal that one of the biggest Sektur enjoyers is a filthy rich heeb who manages a hedge fund. That'd be like learning that Klaus Schwab is actually a big fan of Murdoch Murdoch.

Wait until you find out that Rackets is encouraged to ruin his life by a council of 4 Jewish kiddy diddlers and that almost every lolcow is funded by a small hat, it will rock your world.

 

[BubbleButt]

Nick was visited by the norwood reaper one night and said
"Give me the aaron cut"

With a frown from his Norwood 3 to his crown

 

[AnOminous]

But, she's lazy, stupid and uninformed. She simply believed it would be a bombshell because people said it would be.

Nobody would even be bitching if he'd just said let's have a stream and talk about Rekieta. Instead he went through this whole song and dance about new information. That's almost always a sign of an incoming nothingburger. "I know something you don't and I'm hoarding dox! I rule so much!"

And they always turn out to be gigantic faggots.

 

[Niggernerd]

I was cracking up seeing the promo posted later than usual. Looks like the boys had to put together a Friday night barrel scraper.

chaggot and some who comedian getting nicks spot
Nick being below Kurt again. How SAD! PATHETIC!

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

What I find most amusing about this is it wouldn't even be an issue if Rekieta didn't make such a huge deal about the bodycam footage. Total Striesand effect. This would all be over if he just shut his mouth, but let this thread be a cautionary tale about the dangers of drug and alcohol abuse.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Null 2035 after the failed lawsuit and fall of Minnesota

 

[Sloppa]

What I find most amusing about this is it wouldn't even be an issue if Rekieta didn't make such a huge deal about the bodycam footage. Total Striesand effect. This would all be over if he just shut his mouth, but let this thread be a cautionary tale about the dangers of drug and alcohol abuse.

And now we have a shiny new meme: Nick Rekitea's Twig Show. Choke Slamming his minor children in a massage parlour near you!

Welllll. . .it's the Twig Show!

 

[PhoBingas]

Also, since I'm Nostradamus, I want you all to know he'll end the stream with a Kurt cooking video. You heard it here first!

The only Kurt Nick needs to follow at all is Cobain, and suck-start a shotgun. Oh wait, the police took his guns. Too bad you can't sign people up without their consent or in people in other countries up for MAID.

He can't beat his dick.

Broke dick failed lawyer!

 

[Hey Johnny Bravo]

And now we have a shiny new meme: Nick Rekitea's Twig Show. Choke Slamming his minor children in a massage parlour near you!

Welllll. . .it's the Twig Show!

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Yeah, the fact that he isn't shutting the fuck up is amazing. More for us, I suppose.

 

[Swole McPole]

Hardin v. Kandiyohi

It appears as though the staff of the Sheriff's department of Kandiyohi County have been spending some time with Our Wife strapped to a St Andrew's Cross.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

QRD on the highlights of the lawsuit?

 

[Captain Manning]

Keanu is a retarded snake too stupid go to have loyalty

She fucked over Aaron, then she fucked over Nick, now she's fucking over Gabe

I'm of two minds on this.

On the one hand, you can certainly argue that the right thing for her to do would be to just be thankful she got 2,000 live views and some decent money. Which, let's be real, she probably won't ever see again anytime soon. She also displayed some pretty big technical incompetence. I don't think this is really gonna hurt her that much, in the long run, because there's not much to hurt. She has a small low audience show. Plus, everybody has a bad show now and again.

On the other hand, she's not wrong that was a complete dogshit stream, and that it's predominately Gabe's fault because he just didn't bring the content like he promised. I also think that the presumption he did it for her exclusive benefit was and is vastly overstated (I myself am guilty of thinking this, at first). It certainly seemed like he shopped this around before landing with her. He wanted to do this for as much himself as anything. I also think he might have misrepresented to her what he had.

Also, @Dixieland Buckaroo called it:

So doubtless Gabe will pin the fuck ups from this stream on Keanoo and call it a day.

Doing a livestream on Nick Rekieta shouldn't be this difficult. It's kinda bizarre what a clusterfuck this turned into.

QRD on the highlights of the lawsuit?

All you have to do is read pages 1 though 12. It's not that long or complicated. 13 onwards are the exhibits explained on pages 1-12.

Basically, Hardin did everything to get a copy of the bodycam footage that was submitted to the court, and entered into the court's electronic database (which is why people could go to the courthouse to view it), before Nick's attorney and the CA conspired to have the record changed at the 11th hour to now claim it wasn't. Accordingly, Hardin calls shenanigans and is suing.