2025 Israel vs Iran War

[lulwhat]

God just let the nukes fly already. Haven't gotten a raise in 3 years.

Hope you get a raise, bro.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Out of all of the world's worthless plots of desert land, it's impressive how so many jews chose the one with the most enemies in and around it. Quite a bold and intelligent move to lock yourself in a forever war over Nevada-frontier-tier real estate.

God told us to settle there and so we are. He choose it for us. Take it up with him lmao

 

[Ed Special]

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Friendly reminder.

Iran has been maintaining nuclear breakout potential for 30 years because "We can have 100 nukes in about a month" is every bit as useful in global politics as "We have 100 nukes right now" but doesn't carry anywhere near as much political baggage or incur the hefty expenses of maintaining 100 nukes (seriously, those fuckers are THE worst hangar queens).

Japan could have a world-leading nuclear arsenal, too, in just a couple years if Xi or Kim decided to get froggy with them. They have literally everything they need. It's just that they keep towing the peacenik line because they're constitutionally required to (for now) and so nobody thinks they're going to blow up the world over some dead dune coon warlord's "prophecy".

 

[John Badman]

Out of all of the world's worthless plots of desert land, it's impressive how so many jews chose the one with the most enemies in and around it. Quite a bold and intelligent move to lock yourself in a forever war over Nevada-frontier-tier real estate.

 

[Disco Inferno]

Apparently, the IDF is reporting more missiles have been fired.

 

[draggs]

HOLD ON WHAT'S GOING ON THERE THAT'S THE OTHER ONE HOLD ON WHERE IS MY CAPTION IT WAS BRIEFLY THERE WHAT'S GOING ON OVER THERE HOLD ON LOOK AT THAT

God I love Steve's asplosions trigger my happy autism funstream

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

Out of all of the world's worthless plots of desert land, it's impressive how so many jews chose the one with the most enemies in and around it. Quite a bold and intelligent move to lock yourself in a forever war over Nevada-frontier-tier real estate.

If you’re not in a forever war how do you demand money from your vassal states?

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

fuck the new missiles are aimed at israel's north. I like the north :/ I was gonna buy property there....

 

[Pendulous Dong]

how embarrassing

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

Got tired of being in the shelter and walking my dog, need to make supper before I starve to death.

Start up a stream Moishe. Get out there and catch some footage of Tel Aviv in flames.

Nothing in my area, not even the smell of smoke.

Wait. You lived in Tel Aviv the whole time?

Yes.

You mean you didn't take out an insurance policy on the building just before this? Rookie mistake there, Schmuel.

Owning any land in tel aviv is as impossible as any other western big city.

 

[Meat Target]

Out of all of the world's worthless plots of desert land, it's impressive how so many jews chose the one with the most enemies in and around it. Quite a bold and intelligent move to lock yourself in a forever war over Nevada-frontier-tier real estate.

The Sea of Galilee is pretty.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

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You guys don't push chairs for your buddies?

Get some friends.

 

[draggs]

The Sea of Galilee is pretty.
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En Gedi is also pretty if you can stand hellish heat with salt crystals all over everything that isn't fed by a spring

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

that's

The Sea of Galilee is pretty.
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that's the north. the more south you go the more desert it becomes. seriously the negiv is hot and sandy and sucks.

 

[The Stranger]

fuck the new missiles are aimed at israel's north. I like the north :/ I was gonna buy property there....

Well you can get it for cheap now

 

[Catch The Rainbow]

third wave now

 

[ShiftyBoi]

God told us to settle there and so we are. He choose it for us. Take it up with him lmao

If you got told you to jump off a cliff would you???!11

 

[G19]

The missile interception vids are pretty cool

 

[CyrusHowler]

Is it for real this time? Or...

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It’s that time again.

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

Iran launching their entire arsenal to save face?