💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Goku 1000000 O]

I like how Gabe basically called Nick a sadistic pedophile but then starts to end things by saying, "Well I hope he's a better person nowadays."

Jesus christ man

 

[SigmaBalls]

"I will be making my exit from the 'sektur' as it were" ""

NARRATOR: He is infact, not making his exit from the sektur. As it were.

 

[woodedbag]

Her ability to not bad mouth clients is probably a quality that most people hiring a nanny would appreciate.

I don't know if I'd consider it bad mouthing to explain why she called CPS on a former client

 

[Kiwi Yuga]

Hoffman last week: "I have credible allegations of criminal acts committed by nick rekieta"
Hoffman today: "im not saying any of this is illegal and but its weird isn't it anyway im not going to comment on any of this anymore and im actually exiting the sektur forever."

 

[StannisTheMannis]

Why does he keep talking about an iceberg?

He's Jewish. Iceberg is probably his wife's maiden name

 

[CoomerTine]

Fire up a steam and celebrate this w Nick

 

[Maker's Mark]

FUCK YOU GABE! FUCK YOU!

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

"This may or not be the tip of the iceberg, you know nick watched redo the healer. It's an VERY important picture of him."

 

[Genghis Hitler]

Keanu told him to drag it out, and he sure does.

And all of it is… Hearsay!

Wait until Gabe hears about Nicks drug use. He'll have the sector halted for a month while he recounts how cool he was in highschool.

 

[Coaltergeist]

Underestimated height because the door is further and you can't just draw a line like that.

Just saying I did a straight line from the ground and there's only a one inch difference. I doubt it's more than two inches more than my estimate, unless he's like bending his knees a lot (hard to see)

 

[Kipersonapiscesotter]

Okay, I was disappointed, but this is even funnier. Gabe didn't know about the chiropractor incident. Nick outed himself for no reason.

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

Drex, let Keanu interview you next week.

 

[CoomerTine]

This woman doesn’t have a functioning brain

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Is this gods punishment on us for being goyims?

 

[MeltyTW]

idk why he still thinks its effective to try to appeal to this idea that hes a normal lawyer dad and saying he did something really bad is some far out there thing like if i just randomly said metokur fucked a horse in front of his gf's family, you admitted to a ton of crazy shit nick. like ket and cocaine. yeah itd seem crazy to say that about you years ago, now not so much. youll have to expand your gaslighting there. the tricks you used before no longer work. maybe try "where is the proof" or idk something else

 

[Redo of Healer Fan]

This has been the biggest 4 hour nothingburger in the history of nothingburgers. Ok, after a winding leadup, now we have specific claims of physical violence. Now what? This is just another entry in the long long list of Bad Things Nick Has Done.
At least it got Nick to self-report something nobody knew about. That's probably the best thing to come out of this spiral.

 

[fggt_mcdckface]

Okay, I was disappointed, but this is even funnier. Gabe didn't know about the chiropractor incident. Nick outed himself for no reason.

That kamikaze felt does almost make this feel worthwhile.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I really wished he would have just came on, said he was fucking with Nick and he had nothing then spent the rest of the time making fun of Nick with guests like Podawful.

 

[Harm]

This stream sucked, but it did stimulate some thought.

My theory with the chokeslam incident is that it probably happened, it was without witnesses, the son told the nanny about it to try to escape the abuse, the nanny reported it in good faith, and then Nick finds out about the allegation and has another bad day.

When he ultimately doesn't get in trouble because there's technically no proof, he tries to get the nanny in trouble for "false reporting." He finds out that she can't get in trouble because she's reporting in good faith an allegation a child told her, even if they couldn't prove it and press charges.

Suddenly, Nick gets the idea that this is all fair play. He starts saying that the nanny abused his kids! Better yet, he was told this by his own children too! It's perfect. It'll damage her reputation and it couldn't possibly bite him in the ass since he's also "reporting in good faith" (the hypothetical truth being that either he put the kid up to it or he fabricated it).

The sister-in-law "clearing him" was just her stating that she didn't witness it, which is different from witnessing that it absolutely didn't happen.

 

[Strix454]

Is this gods punishment on us for being goyims?

Its god's punishment for expecting something serious to come out of a sekter (Gabe) and dabbleverse (Keanu) collaboration.