💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[Briareus]

I believe there was a rumour Jake paul actually offered to buy creator clash, I don’t know if it ended up being true

I believe the idea as relayed by Bigbunjeeeeee was thus:
Ian was supposed to box Gregory Paul, Jake and Logan's father. Gregory wanted Jake to be his cornerman, which Ian apparently was so opposed to that the fight was cancelled. This allegedly slighted Jake Paul so much that he started working with Mike Leonardi to buy Creator Clash out from under Ian and Anisa.

Ian did bring up that part of the stuff he had to deal with behind the scenes was someone trying to "take over" (his words) Creator Clash. I'm sure the event would have been better off if they had done it. Oh to be a fly on the wall at those meetings...

 

[Orange Piccolo]

maybe it's good he dislikes guns now. He's got that columbine shooter phenotype.
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FTFY

 

[no ragrets]

I think the worst part is the Creator Clash actually could recover, and even become successful. Stick with me, but half of the fighters in Anus's own words were "sex workers", and as it currently stands CC is the closest thing to an Only Fans boxing tournament. If the Jomha's or the retards who took over CC were smart, they would dump the content creator schtick and go full in on the OF whore angle. Literally just do Foxy Boxing but with OF whores. I don't think anybody else is doing this, at least not anybody with clout.

The reason they won't do this though, and even if they did it wouldn't work would again be due to Anus. She would pull her retarded feminism shit, get a bunch of disgusting ugly whores nobody wants to see, along with some troons, and for whatever reason she'd probably have a couple OF faggots do a fight as well.

I think creator clash is doomed with its current format, with youtuber and influencer boxing being so dead. The only way they could save this event (if they wanna keep the boxing aspect) is work with the Paul brothers who no matter how cringe, are associated and working with actual fighters.

The best thing for them would also be to use the Jomhas as scapegoats and sue or blame them on the financial disaster this event was, which wouldn't even be incorrect. They can't fix Ian and Anisa's damage.

I know it's been speculated already, but i seriously wouldn't put it past the Jomhas actually fleeing to Canada to escape a lawsuit and the mess they left behind. We always have our fun theories and speculations and they're always confirmed months later with even much worse details, so how far off the truth could this be?

 

[CTR Operative]

He even points it out in the content cop, if she had just responded reasonably he would have looked like a jackass but he predicted her response would be so full of lies and exaggerations that she'd make herself look like an idiot. Ian wasn't a machiavellian mastermind like many people liked to portray him back then. He mostly just picked stupid, rude people and criticized them for being stupid and rude. However he wasn't a total idiot. He had some intelligence. I assume now none of it is left after Anisa pegged it out of him and the SSRIs have turned him into an unfeeling blob.

I honestly wonder how that Ian would have handled something like PsychologyInSeattle refusing to change Ethan's apology rating. I know the real answer is he would never have tried something so retarded in the first place, but I'd like to think if he somehow fell that far he'd still have the presence of mind to scrap the whole segment and not put him crying in. He at least was that competent, even if I don't think any of the old iDubbbz videos have really aged all that well - not because of the slurs, but just because after watching the Sam Hyde docs and the H3 Content Cop, it's so clear that even when he made a decent video, it was over bitchy personal reasons that anyone with a stable, well-adjusted personality would just ignore.

 

[orangecat]

Sometimes people get in these relationships where their partner is hypercritical of everything they say, do, every opinion they have, that they slowly just recede into themselves. They just become a husk who avoids doing anything for fear of more criticism. The fact he says he doesnt even know how to exercise agency without anisa anymore, and that as soon as she left him and the boxing coach alone he asked his coach if he was awkward makes me think hes just at the end stage of huskification. Not to defend him though, I also think hes always been an insecure snake with an ego, but the lobotomy is new

I agree. In some clips with Anisa and Hasan, you can see him wanting to say certain jokes or opinions, but he's so busy analyzing the other person to figure out their reaction that he talks himself out of saying it. I'm sure he's used to every word being overanalyzed and critiqued by Anisa. That being said, he needs to grow a spine and work on himself. No one should live like that.

 

[Surfin Terf]

Ironically, I think one of the best ways to save Creator Clash is to use one of the Jomha’s obsessions: confronting your haters. Basically make Creator Clash a bunch of creator vs critic fights. Lolcows vs A-Logs. 10 Uwe Bol fights in a row, that happened decades ago and people still remember it. No fake drama needed.
It would be trashy, but not as trashy as taking 34% of a charity’s money.

 

[DumbDude43]

Ironically, I think one of the best ways to save Creator Clash is to use one of the Jomha’s obsessions: confronting your haters. Basically make Creator Clash a bunch of creator vs critic fights. Lolcows vs A-Logs. 10 Uwe Bol fights in a row, that happened decades ago and people still remember it. No fake drama needed.
It would be trashy, but not as trashy as taking 34% of a charity’s money.

if you put all the biggest "lolcow versus alog" beefs into one event, you'll get a card like

>fight 1: idubbz versus ethan klein
>fight 2: idubbz versus sam hyde
>fight 3: idubbz versus andy warski
>fight 4: idubbz versus leafy
>fight 5: idubbz versus froggy fresh

i don't think poor old ian could handle that much punishment

 

[The Feline Solution 2]

Ian boxed with broken shins, which Anisa said made him "less bouncy."

So really it all came true.

I am 100% sure this retard meant shin splits, no man on earth could stand, let alone box, on broken shins.

 

[The Secret Sauce]

I am 100% sure this retard meant shin splits, no man on earth could stand, let alone box, on broken shins.

Why not? He's proven that he's able to stand and box with no spine.

 

[RandomGibberish]

The BPD was strong when she first got with him, as she was trying to be the woman she thought he wanted. Once she realized it worked, the NPD kicked in hard, and she proceeded to turn him into the guy she wanted.

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Time to butter up the family for extra sympathy cope

The Sahara looks like a tropical rainforest during monsoon season compared to the dryness of her mother’s cake.

Now we finally know where Anisa got her favorite torture technique.

 

[BussyBusta]

I

sure all that shit is "worse" than the jomhas total social implosion if thats what your metric is, but is it funnier? no. rekieta is a severe addict, hes been high on an unlimited supply of drugs for several years and completely lost himself. drugs feel good, you can kinda understand how he got to that point. but ian? he was formerly the biggest youtube edgelord coolguy until he shacked up with his low iq repulsive skank wife to whom he is unexplainably and unconditionally subservient.

anus has no redeeming qualities, she is a uniquely terrible woman who is so fucking stupid and unlikeable she can put off a first time watcher of her shitty nontent in less than 30 seconds, yet for some reason this very famous youtube creator is willing to do literally anything with his life up to and including total self ruination just to get... nothing at all in return from her. you cant help but wonder how long this relationship can last and the burning question of how it will end and what happens after is just fascinating. they are both completely unpredictable in much the same way rekieta is but rekieta just wants to get high. thats boring shit. what do ian and anisa want? who the fuck knows? thats why i will be voting for the ianus and anus soap opera as my loldairy plant of the year

Inexplicable retard behaviour is infinitely funnier and interesting than drug addled criminal behaviour.
I don't see what makes Rekieta special anymore, especially since this is no longer a fall but a lateral tumble in the depths.
I can find 100 Rekietas on the street in an hour. I'll never find another like the Johmas.

 

[Brian Oblivion]

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Inexplicable retard behaviour is infinitely funnier and interesting than drug addled criminal behaviour.
I don't see what makes Rekieta special anymore, especially since this is no longer a fall but a lateral tumble in the depths.
I can find 100 Rekietas on the street in an hour. I'll never find another like the Johmas.

Ian and wife is closer to the "platonic" ideal of a lolcow a la CWC. Rekieta is more of a villain or "worthy adversary" for the farms, and despite all of his drug use he isn't a complete mental child like Anisadubbbz and he's more capable of actually harming other people on his downward spiral so there's a heightened concern there. I strive to personally maintain an intellectual distance and objectivity as to which will be ultimately worthy of LOTY.

 

[Encouraged Spaces]

I found some helpful timestamps in the "Concern Trolling" comments:

The comments on this video are overwhelmingly negative. Like 90 or 95 percent negative, without exaggeration. The only positive comments I've seen are when I sort by "new", and I'll see a couple comments calling out the "brigading h3 fans" or something like that. I wonder what Ian's cope will be, after begging for likes in his previous video. People were excited when he resurrected Content Cop, but already the interest and excitement for new idumps content has died out, and now everyone just hates how boring and gay he is.

 

[AN/ALR56]

Fuck they are white trash.
"The trip is so good, I got to eat other kinds of fast food."

When I travel, I tend to eat at small local eateries, check out the different things they have in the supermarkets, or at a restaurant.

Something that makes me MATI is relatives or friends travelling to fucking china or Italy or anywhere in the world and going to some fast food chain or attempting to find the same shit they eat here at a restaurant menu or supermarket, like for fucks sakes, enjoy the local food you will probably never taste again in your life.

 

[anliteralidiot]

if you put all the biggest "lolcow versus alog" beefs into one event, you'll get a card like

>fight 1: idubbz versus ethan klein
>fight 2: idubbz versus sam hyde
>fight 3: idubbz versus andy warski
>fight 4: idubbz versus leafy
>fight 5: idubbz versus froggy fresh

i don't think poor old ian could handle that much punishment

What about Airsoft Fatty? He could stand in for Sam Hyde and make it a more even match. He's lost a lot of weight, too.

 

[Gene Sinclair]

What about Airsoft Fatty? He could stand in for Sam Hyde and make it a more even match. He's lost a lot of weight, too.

Remember what Fatty did to that door jam when he was pissed at Letty? He would kill Anisa's husband.

 

[ackack99]

I found some helpful timestamps in the "Concern Trolling" comments:

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The comments on this video are overwhelmingly negative. Like 90 or 95 percent negative, without exaggeration. The only positive comments I've seen are when I sort by "new", and I'll see a couple comments calling out the "brigading h3 fans" or something like that. I wonder what Ian's cope will be, after begging for likes in his previous video. People were excited when he resurrected Content Cop, but already the interest and excitement for new idumps content has died out, and now everyone just hates how boring and gay he is.

im sure iCopez would claim that the video has a positive like/dislike ratio and that the comments are simply representative of the vocal minority of chuds/trolls. i cant believe he actually said that about the Content Cop thinking people would believe it, while refusing to ever show the like/dislike ratio. this motherfucker's a liar, no one's buying it and all hes doing is feeding his own delusions that he isnt hated by the entire internet because reality would crush him. but Mr. Jomha knows the truth.

 

[Smithfield Ham]

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Inexplicable retard behaviour is infinitely funnier and interesting than drug addled criminal behaviour.
I don't see what makes Rekieta special anymore, especially since this is no longer a fall but a lateral tumble in the depths.
I can find 100 Rekietas on the street in an hour. I'll never find another like the Johmas.

Rekieta is incredibly fascinating in a tragic way, because if you used to watch him you got to see him deteriorate from a decent enough person with his shit together to a horrible drug addicted bum in real time. You can follow his downfall week by week and catch every milestone it gets worse in. It's rare that you actually get such a detailed snapshot archival of a person's spiral into addiction. You can't ethically create and observe that situation in a scientific setting so this is about as close as you can come.

But I don't really find it all that funny. There's funny parts of it because they're so absurd, but it's more tragic than comedic.

As a lolcow, Anisa and her life partner are much less depressing, at least on the surface. Their life isn't nearly as fucked up or tragic. They're just jerks who get involved in dumb slapfights, and they do and say dumb things that embarrass them. Much more in line with what a typical lolcow is. A terminally online person doing dumb shit with no self awareness.

Of course, there's a (better than not) chance that Anisa is an abusive spouse, and what her pet cuck is doing is actually a trauma response. That would also be sad, but not as much. Anisa's cuck is in a situation that's much easier to get out of and recover from than a drug addiction, and there are no minor children involved, so everybody is an adult with agency that gets to choose whether they want to continue with this or not, while Nick's children are stuck with it.

Nick arguably lost a good deal of his agency by damaging his brain with hard drugs, and you could make a compelling case that people in his state should be treated the same way we treat literal retards. But that's a dodgy philosophical/academic issue. In practice he's just a grown man who fucked up his life with mind-altering chemicals and is now a retard.

 

[Blackstar]

Remember what Fatty did to that door jam when he was pissed at Letty? He would kill Anisa's husband.

He didn't actually break off a chunk of the door. She had dunked on him the concoction of random foodstuffs he was going to throw on her and that ended up staining the door when he brushed past it running at her. A couple months ago the topic came up in the Fishtank sneedchat and we noticed it upon rewatching the video.

 

[Ralph's Unfinished Church]

>fight 3: idubbz versus andy warski

Sam and Leafy are too heavy, Froggy's too small and Ethan would never pass a medical with his tourettes.

But Ian vs Tardski is a fair matchup, both weighed in at 180ish and both have losing records. Put it on kick for free and with sponsors and subs+donos it would still generate more revenue than CC3 ever would have. Plus as an added bonus PPP can do commentary by retardedly yelling "HE'S DOWN! HE'S UNCONCIOUS! HE'S FELTED!"