💼 Careercow Adam White / Chibi / Chibinekodemyx / Aquana / ShinyAquana - Cringeworthy Speedrunner Extraordinaire, Online Predator, Sexual Deviant, Banned from magnet therapy, Has been to Japan and never shuts up about it, made an ass of himself on national Japanese television

[moocow]

Context for this one, Chibi was pissing off technicians by going in and saying he was their managers in order to gain customer trust and get into their homes. Eventually, they started doing shit like this to him and every time I talked to a tech during this time they all referred to him as the "blue-haired fucker."

WTF? To what end? Why does he want to get into customers' homes? What's the point? Isn't the other tech still there anyway?

 

[CavewomenDCJ]

We need a new poll.

And stop sperging about living in Japan there are probably Novels worth of info in this thread already and pretty much every one is the same but somehow keeps getting longer and longer.
He will crash and burn in Japan and because he is an autistic lolcow like he would in any other country he wants to move in . You can escape your environment but you can't escape from yourself.

 

[Looney Troons]

I fucking knew I wasnt the only one who sees it

Is everyone at that AT&T retarded? how do you fuck up uploading a .zip?

I scrolled through like 3 seconds of that cursed .mp4 that was uploaded and landed on that still. Our dude Scotch jacks off to Nullina lol

 

[Marche]

We need a new poll.

And stop sperging about living in Japan there are probably Novels worth of info in this thread already and pretty much every one is the same but somehow keeps getting longer and longer.
He will crash and burn in Japan and because he is an autistic lolcow like he would in any other country he wants to move in . You can escape your environment but you can't escape from yourself.

He is going to find his perfect Japanese wife and have 5 autsitic kids named Mario, Banjo, Zelda, Bing Bing Wahoo and Iwata.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

I have been to several AT&T stores and I'm not remotely surprised to learn how retarded the average worker is. Thank you for your service

 

[Harm]

WTF? To what end?

To sell them more shit. Unless that household is already receiving all of everything AT&T offers then there's more that they can sell them, and they already have a financial relationship with that customer anyways, so to that customer it's just a matter of writing a slightly larger check every month.

Lying to people that he's a manager while they already have technicians in their home so he can slither in like a snake and then exploit their misplaced trust by upselling them bullshit they don't need is a perfect Chibi move.

 

[Winter]

And stop sperging about living in Japan there are probably Novels worth of info in this thread already and pretty much every one is the same but somehow keeps getting longer and longer.

Holy shit finally someone said it, I really don't give a fuck about Japan and how he'd do there as a foreigner and people's knowledge about living in Japan as a foreigner. It's not some mythical, untouchable land, it's just a foreign country, of course Chibi is going to not do well there. It's the same as anywhere else.

To add to that, I really like that one screenshot of Chibi bitching about not wanting to do sales to non-english speakers when this nigger literally wants to move to a country where the main language spoken isn't English

 

[schwrz]

Everyone is hoping for Chibi to crash and burn in Japan, but I'm hoping for him to be inexplicably successful like he was at AT&T which would be way funnier IMO. The Chibi Japan arc will be peak either way.

 

[GreenHoodieGuy]

To add to that, I really like that one screenshot of Chibi bitching about not wanting to do sales to non-english speakers when this nigger literally wants to move to a country where the main language spoken isn't English

Non-English speakers:
Non-English speakers (Japan): !!!

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

He is going to find his perfect Japanese wife and have 5 autsitic kids named Mario, Banjo, Zelda, Bing Bing Wahoo and Iwata.

and a sixth one named Small Al.

 

[BiggestBuford]

Wyświetl załącznik 7463486

GLORIOUS NIPPON BROS.

WE ARE SO BACK.

CHIBI IS GONNA WORK AT A KONBINI LFGGGGGGGGG

I KNEW CHEEBS COULD DO IT

 

[Looney Troons]

This thread is dead without people speculating on living in Japan and what happens next. There are so few threads of quality on this forum, and this is one of them.

 

[Lolek]

Hey guys, it's turbo gay to goon, but *at least* it's feet, not trannies or other weird shit.

 

[Mysterious Autist XX]

Never goon kids.


But in all seriousness the last few pages of this thread have been the funniest shit to come out of it in years and sadly funnier than most things Chibi has done in a similar amount of time.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

Since the text message archives contain direct text messages to Chibi, and we all know he loves this thread, what are the chances he signs up and owns scotchtape?

Zero. @scotchtape772572 may be a gooner, but he is our gooner. To be fair anyone else would've run away after the first fuck up, but he managed to deliver despite everything. And that's worth something.

On the topic of goon folders, can you imagine what Chibi has considering his history? I'd prefer not to.

 

[stupid fufu]

because shooting your own feet is not enough. need to completely remove a hand next.

 

[McSneaks]

"I want to live around my local friends so I don't get depressed and lonely"
-guy that has spent 30 years crying about how depressed and lonely he is, in a country where he can actually communicate with literally anyone.


Maybe that's the main problem...he can communicate with them

WTF? To what end? Why does he want to get into customers' homes? What's the point? Isn't the other tech still there anyway?

Look for kids and anime statues, obviously

 

[Low IQ Doctor]

Chibi always wins in the end.

 

[Heem 'em all.]

I've never been more convinced that every single person who works in the telecommunications industry is certifiably retarded.

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

This thread is dead without people speculating on living in Japan and what happens next.

I can agree. I might not always read them all (because some of them do get a bit spergy) but it's all part of the chibi cycle. It's just been a bit of a drought lately. With the chibi Japan arc incoming, I hope we can all look back on them and find the best posts.

To be fair anyone else would've run away after the first fuck up, but he managed to deliver despite everything. And that's worth something.

This will all go down as one of my favorite moments on the farm. Pure gold. It made me have some good laughs [REDACTED] (@scotchtape772572 )

Edit to say that scotchtape handled it well and joked about it along the way. You still are making me laugh over the whole thing lol