💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Chazzed Up]

I feel like I shouldn't have to say this, but I will, Kayla should absolutely not do this, and should instead take her children and leave Nick, asap.

Would need an ironclad restraining order unless she wants Nick to go scorched earth and air every single sexual thing they've ever done together, on Twitter, for the kids to eventually read.

 

[30+GameOvers]

He said he was leaning into looking like krang from TMNT because Nick found that superchat comment hilarious and force laughed at it.

kek, that's actually pretty funny

 

[Strix454]

Apparently they are still doing the bible camp stuff with the kids according to this guy on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Lawyertalk..._someone_who_went_to_law_school_with/mvsy6uh/

Vacation Bible School is usually a week-long summer program run by a church after the school year is over. Its usually at a church rather than at a camp.

 

[Lurking9e9]

Nick genuinely believes that he is the exception to every rule.

• "I am not an addict! I could stop at any time, but why should I? It's just so fun and I am not hurting anyone or whatever."
• "All the other people trying polyamorous relationships and failing are dumb. I am a lawyer and I am smart. I can make this work and it's going to be so easy."

 

[not william stenchever]

I too wish he would have taken it.

Either the machine elves could have talked some sense into him, or they might have kept him there as punishment, sending a psychotic shell of a man back to the world of the living.

The machine elves would have told Rackets that he's a good for nothing nigger that isn't welcome in their tinkering realm.

 

[DuranceVile]

It's been often speculated that Nick has severe women issues from being raised by crazy eyes Celeste. Also why he hates fat people, SHE'S FAT!

He particularly seems to hate it when he's dealing with any kind of woman he can't browbeat or manipulate into doing what he wants. Hence him going full mic peaking rage mode on Keanu when his initial salvo didn't go anywhere.

If Aaron's past stories are to be believed, Kayla wasn't enthusiastic on that night when April just showed up with her stuff in Spicer and announced she was there to stay. Then there was Nick who was apparently telling April he was going to leave Kayla for her. Then there was likely post-Aaron Kayla in the house who now had a husband openly flaunting his girlfriend in front of her and her having post-Aaron.....nothing.

It fell apart because Nick was probably constantly lying and gaslighting both women. And after Aaron left, it had degenerated from wife-swapping into Nick simply having a live-in younger whore girlfriend. And Nick being Nick, he inevitably manipulated both of them against each other.

It wasn't really a threesome. It was just Nick cucking Kayla in front of Kayla.

I fully believe April was under the table at the end of the cokestream and Kayla gave him that black eye.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick genuinely believes that he is the exception to every rule.

• "I am not an addict! I could stop at any time, but why should I? It's just so fun and I am not hurting anyone or whatever."
• "All the other people trying polyamorous relationships and failing are dumb. I am a lawyer and I am smart. I can make this work and it's going to be so easy."

Nick's such a stereotypical addict he's unironically using the "I can stop whenever I want!" line that writers use as a shorthand to quickly establish that a character has an addiction problem.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Why doesn’t Nick move to Utah and become a polygamist Mormon with Sister Wives? He can’t drink alcohol for the next 5 years so he’s pretty much all set.

You actually have to move to Mexico for that. It’s like being Craster from game of thrones but in reverse, if we had that wall we were promised

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Sometimes PPP has unrealistic expectations when it comes to people and religion. Like, he hates Catholics for whatever reason.

It's a bit autistic for him to have any sort of visceral reaction to K saying that.
He doesn't even know if she's well on her way to embracing Christianity to the fullest extent.
But I guess he's from a fairly obscure and extremist denomination. I remember him mentioning that musical instruments were not allowed in his church because of persnickety reasons.
Some ISIS shit

 

[AltisticRight]

Wyświetl załącznik 7447912
"Telling a cop that you hope he dies of gonorrhea? normal. Having a mistress live in your house? Normal people do that all the time."

Average balldo simp.

I'm of the opinion that the ONLY path to redemption he has, the only one that even matters, is the one with his family.

He has only one path to redemption, and that's expiring. A child doser like him is beyond salvation.

I mean. Who even goes to HS reunions these days when social media like Facebook exists? Anyone I wanted to keep in contact with I have been and the only reunion type of deal I did was when one of them died an untimely death of cancer and we all met and their funeral. College reunions I can see because it’s usually just a large networking event. But Nick? Yeah obviously a narcissist like him with a huge kill list of people would want to go just to try to dunk on people that he’s now a big famous YouTube streamer celebrity.

My ex told me high school reunions are for losers and the ones who "made it and wanted to brag", thus also losers. I can't agree more. Who goes to these? I'd rather watch a squirrel trying to crack open an acorn.

 

[FuhrerShredder]

It's a bit autistic for him to have any sort of visceral reaction to K saying that.
He doesn't even know if she's well on her way to embracing Christianity to the fullest extent.
But I guess he's from a fairly obscure and extremist denomination. I remember him mentioning that musical instruments were not allowed in his church because of persnickety reasons.
Some ISIS shit

He probably could have made a pastor but didn't get to the level of pastoral care. He probably knows his shit for whatever denomination he is.

 

[Lonely khan]

kek, that's actually pretty funny

Yeah he's a dead ringer for krangs robot

The machine elves would have told Rackets that he's a good for nothing nigger that isn't welcome in their tinkering realm.

https://afru.com/dmt-entities-beings-racist/

He's not kidding

Spoiler: N-Word Till

The most chilling experience reported so far invokes the powerful imagery of the slain Emmet Till. “I was surrounded by the elves, and they all started chanting ‘Emmett Till,'” the trip report began. “I later learned that Emmett Till was a Black man accused of harassing a white girl in the 1950s. I had never heard of this story before, being a Black man who grew up in a white school district. Then, the elves started to rush me and they all picked me up and started chanting the n-word while carrying me. The elves threw me down a black hole and I continued to fall for around 10 minutes until my trip ended.”

 

[FuhrerShredder]

Vacation Bible School is usually a week-long summer program run by a church after the school year is over. Its usually at a church rather than at a camp.

Reditor replied to a comment about any observations: "He certainly didn’t look very comfortable being there". The Minnesota prudes have not forgotten.

 

[neger psykolog]

Nick on-stream basically blamed April and Kayla for the collapse of the Qover, stating:

• "A kinda rift grew between Kayla and April, that wasn't going to go away, and eventually it was going to go down to one or the other"
• "Being with two women sounds great, until you are there, and your trying not to bash your brains out everyday".
• "Only way for such relationships to work is if all partners are equal."
• "It does not need to be necessarily romantic. But it has to be as meaningful as the other ones are."

I'm sure it was entirely just the two ladies fighting over their man, April being isolated in a second home to be a fucktoy while Kayla considers divorce had nothing to do with it.

smh certified woman moment
he should've gotten a twink boyfriend on the side instead

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Apparently they are still doing the bible camp stuff with the kids according to this guy on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/Lawyertalk..._someone_who_went_to_law_school_with/mvsy6uh/

So, if this is true, Nick has had the luxury of no kids in the house while he made an ass of himself all week and gawked at that trailer trash whore the other day.

Lovely.

 

[Jr_Bacon_Sneedburger]

Would need an ironclad restraining order unless she wants Nick to go scorched earth and air every single sexual thing they've ever done together, on Twitter, for the kids to eventually read.

I mean, he has pretty much done that already has he not?

 

[Delany's Donkey]

he should've gotten a twink boyfriend on the side instead

that's what Aaron was.

 

[not william stenchever]

But I guess he's from a fairly obscure and extremist denomination. I remember him mentioning that musical instruments were not allowed in his church because of persnickety reasons.
Some ISIS shit

This is one of the ways you get the thirty years war and get like a third of Europe's population killed in an ongoing series of catastrophes that somehow concludes with an agreement on what a nation-state is. The other way is to be equally zealous as a catholic.

 

[Chazzed Up]

I mean, he has pretty much done that already has he not?

I'm certain it can get much, much worse. They've been married over a decade, that's a lot of dirty laundry. Almost as much as the dirty laundry all over the floor.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I mean, he has pretty much done that already has he not?

That's the horrifying part. No.