💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[dustnight]

Momma K saying Rekieta caused her to tremble with physical revulsion and fear when he sat too close to her.
Good going, stud!

You will never be a real man Balldo. You have no dick, you have no spine, you have no balls. You are a homosexual man twisted by drugs and alcohol into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your inlaws are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind closed doors.

Men are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed man to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. And even if you manage to get a drunk guy home with you, he’ll turn tail and talk on every live show the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, defective wetbrain.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to coverup your horrendous crimes. They’ll bury you and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a failed father, husband and son is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is the skeleton you always were.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

It’s OK that they’re being fair to Kayla. I don’t doubt that the ball(do) of dysfunction that she married turned her to this path.

But she walked the path, when she COULD turn away.

 

[HackerX]

I'm not sure if she normally sounds like this, but you can hear the emotion come out of her voice when talking about Kayla. At the very least, it makes her sound authentic. Cokey must be losing his mind.

 

[Ralph’s Shack]

I told U Gayyylawgs I aint no 5'1"

 

[Return of the Freaker]

As long as one of the attorneys screams DOOSHAAAAAAAAAA at the top of their lungs I will die happy.
Rekieta: STAND: NOSEGUARD

Nah, let's be real. Rackets's stand would either be Mandy or Cocaine

Edit: it would be an evolving stand like Pucci's. Mandy would be the first form

 

[FuhrerShredder]

I told U Gayyylawgs I aint no 5'1"

What's Ralph's @ here again?

 

[Sloppa]

Andy needs to shut up. Check his ego.

 

[NotreallyPutin]

I'm not sure if she normally sounds like this, but you can hear the emotion come out of her voice when talking about Kayla. At the very least, it makes her sound authentic. Cokey must be losing his mind.

This obviously hurt her a lot to be around something like this. I can imagine that it opened a lot of old wounds for her. She seems really sweet and it's a shame that Nick treats her like some super villian.

 

[FuhrerShredder]

In Nick's defense, cops lie about having warrants so him not letting them in was the right call. Sorry but that's the proper legal advice.

 

[Dammit Mandrake!]

Andy needs to shut up. Check his ego.

Nah this is the show.

 

[Niggernerd]

Andy needs to shut up. Check his ego.

It's like a episode of black mirror

 

[Gorton Colu]

In Nick's defense, cops lie about having warrants so him not letting them in was the right call. Sorry but that's the proper legal advice.

You mean the warrant that Nick threw on the ground in a tantrum?

 

[Sloppa]

Andy's drinking again.

 

[FuhrerShredder]

You mean the warrant that Nick threw on the ground in a tantrum?

That was retarded. But according to Momma K they didn't have it with them when they stopped his car. For all he knew they were lying about it to do a warrantless search.

 

[DiabeticSydePhil]

God I hope we get another cope stream from Balldo outta this.

He's gonna be gyrating in his chair like a fucking spastic.

If he was twitchy and mad during the pictures stream (he was) he's gonna be downright frothing lmfao

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

You mean the warrant that Nick threw on the ground in a tantrum?

DON'T YOU KNOW THIS WAS A CONSPIRACY BY THE COUNTY AND THAT NIGGA ERIC JULAY TO FRAME ME? ANSWER ME COLU, COLU! WHAT DO YOU THINK COLU!?!?!?!?

Single dorito chip crunch​

 

[nelly98]

Momma K confirming that the pictures Rekieta posted are not from the day of the raid.

I'm sure this comes as a complete surprise to everyone in this thread.

Edit: Also Andy is finessing his OBS skills for this stream.
Edit2: They're now walking a boomer mother through how to use Discord on Mobile, and she's actually getting it. My evaluation of Momma K is through the roof.

 

[Chazzed Up]

In Nick's defense, cops lie about having warrants so him not letting them in was the right call. Sorry but that's the proper legal advice.

It was definitely better to have the door rammed in front of his daughter's face, yeah. Protecting the drugs was the right call.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

Oy. They're going to go thru the pics one by one. Rekieta unavailable for shrieking rebuttal

 

[NotreallyPutin]

>"I'm 100% sure that none of them were from that day"

Are we really surprised. AshTON makes a better lawyer than the actual lawyer, holy shit. His questions are great.

Andy needs to calm down his retardation.