💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[PuffyPopcorn]

I guess it takes time to find images and crop them to seam moderately presentable. If he is using images from the search at all.

 

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It only took 8 minutes until he needed to go do some more nitro.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

His brain is just thinking, “Maybe if I give them a version of what they want, they’ll lose interest, drop the lawsuit, and leave me alone.”

Literal ChrisChan idea.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick is now talking audibly with the visual feed off for some undiscernible reason.
He is now mocking the chat for saying he's taking whippets.

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

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'Never stop your enemy when he's fucking your wife' - Nick Rekieta

 

[DuranceVile]

He's sitting at the computer with the screen off, confirmed. "Does that make you upset?"

Rekieta Law was never an entertainment channel.

 

[MaltVinegarRespecter]

pretty sure I heard a voice crack

 

[Pale Empress]

Nick is going to show everyone pictures of his house after his parents cleaned it up for him.

That he's bothering at all emphasizes how much he's seething.

 

[Kahlz]

How do we go from one brake to another brake, I really hope this man isnt trying super hard to figure out why he cant get viewers

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

Remember guys this is a man who is winning

 

[Xtl]

Is he jerking off again?

 

[200MB]

This is like a death row inmate trying to stretch his last meal out as long as possible.
HE'S AFRAID

 

[Midnight Energy Drink]

POV: the homework is due in 5 minutes but you're a wetbrained coked-out junkie.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick is literally offscreen, picking out the best possible photos and still putting them in Photoshop working the Generative Fill function.
We need our finest Kiwis to scan these images for AI magic brushovers.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

True and honest. The Zoolominati was what wiped out the Cureloms and Cumoms. The ways in which they did so were so horrific that the prophet Alma refused to write down their sins lest anyone learn of their abominations, practice them and be thrust down to perdition.

The Zoolominati is why we don't find any of the native Americans today to be descended from the Jews despite what good ol' Joey Smith said. The first holocaust was actually caused by Minnesotans.

 

[Focken Kiwi]

"I'm dealing with something. I'll be right back."

Fuck. He can't even stream for five minutes without needing to "drive muh keeedz" somewhere.

How do we go from one brake to another brake

The Rekeita Mobile brakes for no tree.

 

[SaltyFanta]

pretty sure I heard a voice crack

His voice sounds super fake, like it's an ai based on himself for when his real voice is fucked up from whippets.

 

[AnOminous]

He's gotta driiiiiiive.

DRIVIN MUH KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEDZ AROOOOOUND!

 

[talk talk talk]

Is he jerking off again?

Hope not. We'll be here all night and I got things to do.

 

[Douglas Mortimer]

DSP's "king snake" stream was more believable than this shit