🌟 Internet Famous James Rolfe / James D. Rolfe / Angry Video Game Nerd (AVGN) / Rex Viper and Cinemassacre / Screenwave - Now with not much grieving about a 41-year old man still making videos on YouTube. We're the balls on the dick.

[mickrussom]

You can pay 40 dollars for the privilege of having a photo taken with Pimmel, in his AVGN outfit (new shirt only, I guess). But I wonder, can you choose between iconic frown and cuckface?
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he sold out. his new set is a fake thing in a garage, long gone is the original nerd room/basement. and he cant even setup the signing in his real nerd room, has to put a fake and gay replica. justin silverjew the fat pokemon pig was big on these fake sets. imagine being this internet famous and having to charge fans you should by thanking all the powers that be still exist for fucking pictures.
he sickens me.

look at the image, its one of these fake 2-d justin sets! not even a proper mock up, a 2d pile of shit.

 

[demicolon]

Money spigot's running dry, judging from recent channel views. No time to finance!

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

Everyone's favorite series, a new Neighbor Nerds is out.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=9iU7_WLPpHM

The controls aren't messed up in the old Goldeneye in Switch online James... they're completely period accurate to the N64 controller. The Xbox re-release that actually changed the controls and framerate would have been a solution, he's played Xbox One before. Then that even in Nightfire walrus man complains he's pressing the left stick and aiming left anyway...

 

[TaimuRadiu]

You can pay 40 dollars for the privilege of having a photo taken with Pimmel, in his AVGN outfit (new shirt only, I guess). But I wonder, can you choose between iconic frown and cuckface?
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Did he just take an incomplete shit in his pants in that photo?

The eyes say "I'm squeezing one out" but the facial expression says "It's stuck and I can't shit it out"

 

[mickrussom]

Curious if anyone has his original house in NJ's address, the Penns Grove one ...
Finding the 111 Nottingham and 1256 Dill Road Pennsylvania houses was ok, but finding the house where Scott, Marlene, James and Gina lived has proved harder than expected

 

[Azuma Ninja]

Curious if anyone has his original house in NJ's address, the Penns Grove one ...
Finding the 111 Nottingham and 1256 Dill Road Pennsylvania houses was ok, but finding the house where Scott, Marlene, James and Gina lived has proved harder than expected

No one cares you unhinged retard. Get help or kill yourself.

 

[mickrussom]

No one cares you unhinged retard. Get help or kill yourself.

nebbishes, schvartzes and shiksas kvetching it seems.

 

[innocent jogger]

nebbishes, schvartzes and shiksas kvetching it seems.

So Slobwave sent you?

 

[demicolon]

nebbishes, schvartzes and shiksas kvetching it seems.

Why are you interested in where James Rolfe's lives? Is it because he has 2 daughters?

 

[Binary-Tyrant]

Haven't checked on ol Bames in a while but who is this bald fuck he's making LP videos with? Also for some reason he decided to make a sequel to that awful glitch gremlin episode.

 

[innocent jogger]

Another funny one from FilmTrek:

Don't blink or you will miss Bootsy!

 

[Wraithdolf the White]

You can pay 40 dollars for the privilege of having a photo taken with Pimmel, in his AVGN outfit (new shirt only, I guess). But I wonder, can you choose between iconic frown and cuckface?
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I'd rather have an autograph from the guy who made the LJN logo.

 

[GobbleMyGooch]

The John episodes seem low effort - the pre justin fat people swarming the channel content (besides the movie) was a lot better. . What does Rolfe do for a living? Does he really just live off of youtube and let april do the rest of the work around the house and kids or does he have a day job? If Rolfe has a day job then this low effort stuff makes some sense, but if this guy has some bank and is a "full time dad" then the last few years of garbage content is really inexcusable. Its like this guy likes pissing in the face of fans.

 

[Corbax]

The John episodes seem low effort - the pre justin fat people swarming the channel content (besides the movie) was a lot better. . What does Rolfe do for a living? Does he really just live off of youtube and let april do the rest of the work around the house and kids or does he have a day job? If Rolfe has a day job then this low effort stuff makes some sense, but if this guy has some bank and is a "full time dad" then the last few years of garbage content is really inexcusable. Its like this guy likes pissing in the face of fans.

He has kids.

 

[Travoltron]

What does Rolfe do for a living? Does he really just live off of youtube and let april do the rest of the work around the house and kids or does he have a day job?

Nobody really knows, but it appears that April just sits on the couch all day watching TV and James has to do everything else. He considers household errands as "working",

 

[innocent jogger]

Bimmy got mentioned in the Onion.
Link: AVGN Among Celebrities Coming Out As Gay

 

[mlanguishi]

 

[Tootsie Bear]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8-7nun1ZApQ

Oh man! This felt like the Ghost and Goblins episode. Where it's a difficult but fun game. Good video. Better than the Gex episode.

 

[Zorak Prison Pod]

When/if I am ever elected emperor of the world I will staple everyone's mouths shut so I never have to look at these gaping holes.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=8-7nun1ZApQ

It was pretty meh. In the first game part he seemingly jumps into death traps and then blames the game, if there is knockback it should have been the main complaint like in Ninja Gaiden. Second and third are usual very informative parts, though at least the Nerd has nostalgia for them.

It did make me wonder if Metroid was the origin of tranny speed running:
* Speed running a game as a concept.
* Reward is sexual gratification.
* Main character is opposite gender than she appears.