💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Francis York Morgan]

He's so desperate for a W, he's willing to perceive what is at best a minor inconvenience as him "owning da Farms."

Nick's had about a dozen different ways open to him for getting that elusive W, but somehow he chose the most bitch-made path open to him. Not that it matters too much because he negated his own win by tweaking out on Twitter and confirming that the written transcripts are accurate.

Who is this lady and what is her relationship to Nick?

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"i've completed recovery" ....? what does that even mean
"ongoing mental health treatment" ...? First I've heard of it.

Same energy as Chris Chan claiming his autism was cured. Maybe Nick's found some binaural beats that will help him quit being retarded.

 

[Nova902]

3AM, Nick still shouting into the void.
Archi

I would like to see a Faran & Keanu Superbowl Rekeita bashing stream.

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Hair splitting about teaching April to do drugs
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Faran weighs in
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[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Nick's had about a dozen different ways open to him for getting that elusive W, but somehow he chose the most bitch-made path open to him. Not that it matters too much because he negated his own win by tweaking out on Twitter and confirming that the written transcripts are accurate.

He's great at snatching defeat from the jaws of victory and turning it into a rout. He's the type your enemies want to be on your team.

 

[Boingboingboingboi]

Does he want a golden sticker for (computes numbers) being sober for an entire 45 days and around 2 hours?
This guy is so smug and pathetic. It'll be glorious when we see the bodycam footage.

for nick, "sober" means "abstaining from alcohol", not "of clear and present mind"
and "drugs" presumably means only cocaine and molly, not modafinil or adderall, which are by any normal human being's accounts, drugs.

nick is neither sober nor abstinent, but he could become sober and abstinent by not doing drugs.

he will never, however, not be a CUCK FAGGOT

 

[woodedbag]

anybody got an educated guess on what lord balldo was internally breaking about when he had to go the other day/what gabe hoffman is saying he is gonna release but only on a TBD live stream of his choosing? kind of feels like something wild is brewing in Minnesota unrelated to bodycam release

 

[neger psykolog]

Start huffing some paint nick. You're already retarded from the galaxy gas.

You know how they have MDMA pills that are stamped to look like Wario?

https://www.drugsdata.org/view.php?id=7623

Nick should totally get a sponsorship deal with the galaxy gas company to have a nick branded one and do sponsor segments for it on his show. They should get a graphic designer to put his arrest mugshot on it and some other shit.

It would sell like hotcakes and its less ethically dubious than shilling some shitty Honey browser extension that exfiltrates your private data to Saigon or wherever the fuck it does.

 

[Nova902]

Reverse UNO card played by the Bunkerkin

Agreed. I've said it multiple times for a while now, but since it's confirmed Nick is a swinger, I believe she was telling the truth all along. At least as far as that.

He's trying to flip the tables now and claim SHE wanted a threesome with him and Kayla (technically this Leah Marie person is, but I am betting she got that from Nick, based on Nick's reply).

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Bold strategy. Let's see how that works out.

I'm betting not well.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Having read the transcripts I'm starting to think maybe it's best the bodycam footage is never released. For @Fapcop 's sake, if nothing else.

 

[neger psykolog]

for nick, "sober" means "abstaining from alcohol", not "of clear and present mind"
and "drugs" presumably means only cocaine and molly, not modafinil or adderall, which are by any normal human being's accounts, drugs.

I don't believe modafinil is that big of a deal but adderall is something that when you're prescribed many doctors will issue random piss tests and if you hit positive for weed or anything else will permban your prescription. They really don't fuck around with it. Maybe because he's older and it isn't for ADHD they're not so bothered about it (besides him having an extremely low dose).

But I would guess he hasn't had the conversation with his doctor just yet that went something along the lines of "so yeah, last week I got busted with 45 kilos of cocaine" because almost any doctor would immediately stop prescribing adderall. I mean fuck, just based off of how much coke he was doing, I'm surprised adderall still even works for him at all.

 

[Tiger Jack]

anybody got an educated guess on what lord balldo was internally breaking about when he had to go the other day/what gabe hoffman is saying he is gonna release but only on a TBD live stream of his choosing? kind of feels like something wild is brewing in Minnesota unrelated to bodycam release

He got the call from the courthouse giving him the heads up that the release of the body cam footage was imminent unless he came down there ASAP to sign a clarification that would help get their motion through to have it retroactively removed from evidence. That's why he looked like his life was flashing before his eyes. It was on a razor's edge whether or not this bullshit they pulled would work.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

All you faggots who said he didn't deserve another loty had better apologize.

The reality is that the DA and Sheriff trying to cover up the bodycam footage has nothing to do with Rekieta. They are BMJ truthers trying to suppress Nick's chances of the threepeat (too bad the switch has already been flipped).

 

[Fortyone]

Nick streaming with bikini whores isn't about prompting a divorce with Kayla, it's about humiliating Kayla.

Nick (not so secretly) hates Kayla for keeping him trapped in his domestic married life instead of being a 24/7 cocaine fuelled party influencer

 

[El Goblina]

MDMA pills that are stamped to look like Wario

Sheesh. 300mg pressies. That's a pill for a real pillhead. I don't recommend people do much over 100mg unless they're looking for the psychedelic effects from MDMA instead of just the entactogenic. If you wanna get shrekt, do 200mg. 300? You get little more high, and a lot more down after. Obviously this varies according to body mass, but man.

 

[stupid frog]

How much money have your parents spent towards the county to keep things hush hush, Nick?

He's truly a child, depending on mommy & daddy for everything.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

I've read/heard the words "I didn't say that" from Rugieta so much now.

It reminds me of another compulsive liar I had to deal with long ago, a social worker who hated me and would lie about fucking everything. I was waiting for the day she said "I didn't say that I didn't say that" and that day came and I laughed at her for it. (I was so happy when that social worker left, I've never had that problem with any other social worker.)

It makes you think what the fuck his creative writing degree was for if he can't write clearly enough that he doesn't need to keep saying "I didn't say that".

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

The entirety of Diddleverse (Aaron included) should be deported to an island and have various chemical weapons tested on them.

They probably made up a bunch of bullshit about Stuttering John for years and were comfortable doing so because John is an objective loser that nobody would willingly defend. Same with Opie.

It's easy for Karl to be the cool guy when his opponents are computer illiterate boomers with mental problems, now he's A-logging a Farms user while simping for a child abuser. Whoa buddey

 

[woodedbag]

He got the call from the courthouse giving him the heads up that the release of the body cam footage was imminent unless he came down there ASAP to sign a clarification that would help get their motion through to have it retroactively removed from evidence. That's why he looked like his life was flashing before his eyes. It was on a razor's edge whether or not this bullshit they pulled would work.

I would bet you're right, but I can't help but wonder if something else is up. He just doesn't seem to be doing the victory lap you'd expect after a full year of L's. Hope the gut instinct is right and we have some new lore drop soon

 

[Baroque]

Being 40 and calling women fatso on Twitter is high cringe. What a juvenile retard.

 

[break these cuffs]

I would bet you're right, but I can't help but wonder if something else is up. He just doesn't seem to be doing the victory lap you'd expect after a full year of L's. Hope the gut instinct is right and we have some new lore drop soon

I really want Nick to start using "it's all a werk". He's already appropriated a number of things from the Sektur, just keep going.

 

[Truly Rural]

"County Attorney, in apparent collusion with the criminal Defendant"

Weird and funny.