💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Based on what we've seen of his jokes, the joke book could very well be lethal.

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Fatrick's jokes aren't doing leftists any favors beating that reputation.
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Pat is not 6 feet tall, but his diameter must be close to it. 'Reinforced motorcycle jacket' is so pathetic I don't even know where to start. He genuinely thinks he's in 1952 and the neighbors are scared by his big badass self.
He rides an ungaraged hairdryer about five times a year, always alone. Part of the fun of having a bike is going out with your buddies for a day, not that he would know. Apart from customer service people, his only human interaction is with his washed out tired looking wife.
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In reality, Rick is closer to George Costanza than he is to James Dean.
 
That comes across as "I'm going to tell you lies about beating up 'Nazis', and if you pretend to believe them, I'll pretend to believe your lies, too. It's much better than actually going outside and getting mugged by nigger childs, you don't even have to get off of your fart couch.
 
Rick will bravely lead the #Resistance from the fart couch, owning the fash on twitter and costing Elon millions of dollars in lost revenue. This is his personal Vietnam.
 
I once fought a Nazi thiiiiiiis biiiiiiig!
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Truly, this will be the comedic masterpiece to challenge the likes of Good Omens by Pratchett and Gaiman.
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Bad action and bad drama are hilarious, and bad comedy is painful.
I'd love for Fat Rick to write something that's completely straight and serious and passionate, a maniFATso if you will, cause it'd be so funny.
 
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Bonus @FezFuckedBabyLove appearance

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Ol Fezzy holds the distinction of being the only Pest who Rick has openly admitted he's afraid of.
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Bested by the fentanyl sentinel :story:
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Oh boy.

Welp, Leslie is back in cahoots with OldGravyEgg.

The situation is still developing on Twitter and, to be honest, this OGE saga bums me out because it makes me think less of Leslie, so I'm not taking the time to post any screenshots.

If you want to follow along in real time, here's the ONA thread:

This is just all very odd. Very, very odd.
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Leslie dawksin dicks out here, what an odd situation indeed. Patrick is going to say that the leopard ate Leslie’s face and swatted her too, child.
 
Prison approacheth! I plan on throwing myself on the mercy of the judge on grounds of diminished capacity since I have the brain of a child. Even Pat will stupidly acknowledge that I'm a child. Since Pat's such a tough guy, maybe he'll agree to a trial by combat. We can go toe-to-toe with motorcycles:
 
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"Did you file that lawsuit with the court yet?"
"We can't, sir, every time we go to print it Teslalawsuit.doc has been deleted!"
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They just get redirected to blackpeoplemeet.com, Elon really is the world's greatest hacker. Probably why Rick doesn't like him, he's meeting all the black people for himself.
 
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