💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Illuminati Order Official]

Maximal intimidation pfp:

Asking for the footage.
Watching the footage.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

well more openly gay, the faggotry was always there

Less competent at repressing his latent faggotry, which is further proof as if any was needed that Nick is a special little bitch who hates god because he wanted even more shit handed to him.

His parents are fucking failures for how poorly they raised Nick, that he can’t meet any challenge without resorting to punishing himself to try to prompt other people to save him.

That’s what the nitrous arc is; your basic bitch cry for help. Well NICK, nobody can stop you from ruining your own life without locking you up

 

[AnOminous]

Maximal intimidation pfp:

Sorry, not even going to go for that.

Instead, from now on, it's Pops Speed!

To go with the anime theme. And also just John Goodman ruling as usual.

 

[DemsBNutz]

Uhh perhaps we are overlooking another scenario... What about the toe cyber case? Could it be his lawyer delivered news on that front? Or Perhaps all the ducks will line up around the same time? We will get the Full monty, Steel toe up cyber ass! The move no one paid for because it's given for free "Baldo your bunker is breaking?" In theaters now rated F for FAT.. Now in 3D.. Sponsored by Galaxies gasses from de asses!

 

[Sir Baz the Intolerant]

It's small-town Minnesota, not only is Kayla's family local to the area, but the entire family is deeply involved with the community, would not be surprised if the Sheriff/prosecutor was doing it for Kayla rather than Nick.

This is almost certainly the reason why in spite of being a consistently belligerent cunt to literally everyone involved in his legal process, Rekieta is still being nose-guarded by the same people he's spent the better part of a year defaming and decrying. It's one of those peculiar things that's just ubiquitous to rural and semi rural middle-of-fucking-nowhere's the world over, you just don't air the parish's dirty laundry to outsiders. Because while they might not have any love for Nick, they absolutely do want to maintain the respectability of the county, and as you pointed out, reduce the embarrassment for the local extended family as much as humanly possible.

At the end of the day though public transparency should always trump the sensitivities of local public reps. And besides blatant sweeping like this, even if done with good intent never ends well, as if it becomes entrenched in an area it almost always leads to coverups of things like child abuse and corruption. So in a roundabout way Null's doing the law abiding people of Kandiyohi County a favour in the long run.

 

[Coaltergeist]

Suddenly Ralph remembers the bet, it seems. Just like he drew it up!

(L / A)

 

[Philly Phunk Machine]

People are so used to instant gratification. Come on, waiting and speculating is an important part of the experience.

I know, but listening to these balldo sweepers preen is irritating. Especially Karl.

 

[SpergioLeonne]

Uhh perhaps we are overlooking another scenario... What about the toe cyber case? Could it be his lawyer delivered news on that front? Or Perhaps all the ducks will line up around the same time? We will get the Full monty, Steel toe up cyber ass! The move no one paid for because it's given for free "Baldo your bunker is breaking?" In theaters now rated F for FAT.. Now in 3D.. Sponsored by Galaxies gasses from de asses!

I’ve just given up on it being something anyone is following up with. Which is pretty outrageous, considering the context of other ongoing cases

 

[Dipodomys]

I already have three independent written accounts of the videos.

Look forward to Null's "The Book was Better" watch-along stream, everybody.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'd gladly take a trip to MN to see that shit.

Yeah this could bring more tourism to the state than its had in years.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I know, but listening to these balldo sweepers preen is irritating. Especially Karl.

Bro in the end these people will have to stand before God.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Look forward to Null's "The Book was Better" watch-along stream, everybody.

If it doesn't come out, he should commission a play

 

[AnOminous]

Uhh perhaps we are overlooking another scenario... What about the toe cyber case? Could it be his lawyer delivered news on that front? Or Perhaps all the ducks will line up around the same time? We will get the Full monty, Steel toe up cyber ass! The move no one paid for because it's given for free "Baldo your bunker is breaking?" In theaters now rated F for FAT.. Now in 3D.. Sponsored by Galaxies gasses from de asses!

There are literally so many things. That's what makes this so hilarious. We have no idea why this weirdo, this freak, got a phone call while on stream and completely freaked out and apparently had to drive somewhere immediately, and then immediately invoked his reflexive "DRIVING MUH KEEEEEEEDZ AROUND" lie.

Everyone knows that was a lie and the truth is incredibly EMBARRASSING (remember when Nick loved that word so much), and while we may not know the exact details yet, whatever Nick experienced is going to be SUPER EMBARRASSING!

 

[Coon Cheese]

Someone's not happy.
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This level of seethe indicates that we are 100% getting the body cam this week. well kiwifags i guess things DO work out the way we say

 

[1NpuLs]

Suddenly Ralph remembers the bet, it seems. Just like he drew it up!
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seems like rekieta called ralph. i don’t think he has the mental capacity for the whole evidence thing

I think the "never offered as evidence" is goanna be the new cope by rekieta and the Baldo washer

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Sean/ Potentially Criminal/ The Fat Man said that it likely was Nick crying to the County more than the County deciding to cover it up.

Nick is literally spazzing out to the people trying to imprison him. I bet he suicide baited, @AnOminous you think he suicide baited?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

I know, but listening to these balldo sweepers preen is irritating. Especially Karl.

That's an important part of the experience too. As they narrow down you get to know them and then you can speculate on which bridge gets burned next. If it wasn't for that we wouldn't have the Rare Gators thread.

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

I’ve just given up on it being something anyone is following up with. Which is pretty outrageous, considering the context of other ongoing cases

As far as I'm aware we have:
- Aaron hacking case.
- Bodycam.
- Montegraph defamation.
- Probation.
- Whatever Gabe Hoffman knows.
Bad news he received are likely related to one of those things.

 

[AnOminous]

I now understand what a shark feels like. I never knew. There's blood in the water.

I want to go into a frenzy. BLOOD. BLOOD. BLOOD!

FRENZY!

Feel free, my finny friends.

 

[unironicjudiaism]

I cannot see the angle of police misconduct being the reason for the hold up. If that cam had any scrap of exonerating footage rackets would be first in line to trumpet it and would have never taken a deal. Even if it showed his house looking like an episode of hoarders. He sacrifice everyone and everything else for a sliver of W

The more likely scenario was as mentioned. Government workers being forced to do actual work. Ask for a police report you need and where I live you can wait a partial eternity for it even if it's a simple traffic accident report.

End result is this Nick's going to have episodes of lawsplainng the interwebz:

New Zealand Fruit Farmers V. Candy Yoshi County

Get your popcorn ready for these live streams