🌟 Internet Famous Jason Thor Hall / PirateSoftware / Maldavius Figtree / DarkSphere Creations / Maldavius / Thorwich / Witness X / @PotatoSec - Incompetent Furry Programmer, Blizzard Nepo Baby, Lies about almost every thing in his life, Industry Shill, Carried by his father, Hate boner against Ross Scott of Accursed Farms, False Flagger

[Is_A_Chair]

I'm assuming this will count as June's update?

 

[The sticky sock]

I'm assuming this will count as June's update?

Consider the volume of this update, this will carry us well into July.

 

[potato sack]

I'm assuming this will count as June's update?

this is the june 1st update. maldy mentioned he was gonna release it early due to eu twithcon

 

[Nothing Is Written]

this is the june 1st update.

Animus is now 97.999999% finished.

 

[cigint]

This is Animus so there's a lot to do here

How can there be a lot to do in something that's been 99% complete for years, and releasing "next month" for most of that.

 

[Burnt Effigy]

How can there be a lot to do in something that's been 99% complete for years, and releasing "next month" for most of that.

Mald just doesn't specify his scales. Animus' progress is just logarithmic, but that's a complicated math concept Mald barely understands in the first place, so he surely doesn't want to confuse you with it.

 

[potato sack]

i think he just rolls a bunch of dice, looks at the numbers and that's the percentage by which enemas is done

 

[1983 Opel Kadett]

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just kidding its more of the same, now its facial expressions bros

I like how half of the "new content" is just the tiny tweaks. How the fuck is "textbox positioning" new content

 

[MercuryMan]

new hurtbound update out
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animus seems to have finally been released
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just kidding its more of the same, now its facial expressions bros

It's also worth mentioning that the post was immediately thread locked upon upload.
Thank goodness this faggot can't touch reviews.

 

[bremer]

Benevolent Maldavius is just releasing the June patch early so he doesn't accidentally steal all of Toby's thunder when Deltarune('s 2/3rd) releases next week.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

every major twitch streamer talking about how add revenue is down by a lot really reinforces how funny it was that jason burnt the bridge with devin nash becsaue 'well my money is the same therefor it dose not exist'

I wonder how his burrito index is fairing.

 

[Rekieta’s Broken Penis]

Ironically, the ferret stream is probably less (if at all) botted than the Mald one. He always talks about how the ferretschwitz is funded by the Twitch ads, so the "viewers" are probably the bleeding hearts wanting to save ferrets who just keep the stream open.

What I find impressive is Mald's complete and utter ineptitude when it comes to the ferret stream. Single static camera angle that doesn't even cover the whole room? Really? Fucking buy a couple of 10$ webcams and place it somewhere interesting. If you're feeling fancy you might even try to actually engage the audience somehow. Add some interactivity to chat, like changing camera angles or some shit, you're the e-celeb 1337 h4x0r, figure it out.

And just for reference, there's this stream with around 900 viewers and chat moves only marginally faster, probably because there's more to look at.

Yeah seems like it would be trivial to periodically rotate amongst camera feeds, or even make it so that users can superchat to switch camera feed.

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

that's a complicated math concept Mald barely understands in the first place, so he surely doesn't want to confuse you with it.

next he'll reveal that the rng works by taking screenshots of the game every frame and sum all of the pixels up but how dare we question it we're all very stupid idiots who doesn't understand the genius of stenographic passwords either

 

[Maldavius Figtree]

next he'll reveal that the rng works by taking screenshots of the game every frame and sum all of the pixels up but how dare we question it we're all very stupid idiots who doesn't understand the genius of stenographic passwords either

This would lead to CRAZY speedrun strategies though.

 

[alogatog]

next he'll reveal that the rng works by taking screenshots of the game every frame and sum all of the pixels up but how dare we question it we're all very stupid idiots who doesn't understand the genius of stenographic passwords either

You're not thinking big enough. Every screenshot of every frame needs to be saved and cumulatively added together so we have a giant fuckass folder that rapidly grows in size. Because it's complicated and expensive, its good. This is how programming works, retard

 

[Nothing Is Written]

Mald just doesn't specify his scales. Animus' progress is just logarithmic, but that's a complicated math concept Mald barely understands in the first place, so he surely doesn't want to confuse you with it.

The progress of Animus reminds me of Zeno's arrow, where the tortoise is Animus' completion rate and Achilles is Jason's development effort:

 

[MaldingFerret]

i think it's a big mistake to merge the ferret stream and the piratesoftware stream.

he'll get more money in the short term, but it's kind of like putting all his eggs in one basket. if his reputation and viewership tanks, which is likely, then that will take down the ferrets too.

Its going to fuck everything up. No one will be able to tell when its him streaming or his ferrets. So people that were expecting him will be disappointed. People that were expecting the ferrets will be disappointed. The amount of macro-management this is going to need, and we know he sucks at management. How does this not completely blow up in his face.

 

[Symbol of the Chud]

Is his ego really so fragile that he'd fuck himself over hardcore just to temporarily rid himself of the ego hit that is "number go down"?
Oh what am I saying, fucking himself over hardcore was how he got himself in this mess in the first place.

 

[SlyVMan]

Surprised to see that fat furfag talk about SKG and Jason. I thought he would just glaze Jason in this, but surprisingly he didn't.

Ross also made a pretty good comment on the video along with a pastebin since youtube kept deleting his comment.

 

[itogi]

Surprised to see that fat furfag talk about SKG and Jason. I thought he would just glaze Jason in this, but surprisingly he didn't.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=o81tX5eMDmg
Ross also made a pretty good comment on the video along with a pastebin since youtube kept deleting his comment.
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