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Will Ralph see Xander on November 15th?

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You can tell Xander doesn't want to do anything with Ralph, LOL.

The sad story of Xander. The spite child Ralph spite procreated just to spite Josh's broke dick, who Ralph then spite refused to paper abort to spite Metokur for calling him a dead beat father.

Now Ralph is spite forcing Xander to see him to spite ruin his birthday cause Xander doesn't want to see the stinky, melting body horror midget.

Poor Xander probably has nightmares about Ralph's horrifying skin condition.
 
FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw powiedział(a):
He can stomp his piggy hoof about "muh right to see muh suun" all he likes but one day when Xan is thirteen and he says "I don't wanna see that fat loser and you can't make me", what's Faith supposed to do about it? Wrestle him to the ground and drag him to the car? Call the cops?
Abusing legal mechanisms to force your children to interact with you is a great way to alienate them completely. Both of his children are future "here's why I went no contact with my dad" stories.
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Ralph's going to die alone in Merida many years before Xander will be old enough to realize he can just disobey Faith.
 
Quintus powiedział(a):
In the more candid shots, he honestly doesn't look that much better than my grandfather did before he died. Hell, my dad is in the same age range as yours seems to be and I'd say he looks younger than Ralph.
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He looks like a disheveled 60 year old man. Drugs and alcohol, plus raging on the sektur of the internet (key word sektur for certain people) took it's toll. Check his pics 7 years ago and of now. It's a jarring contrast between them
 
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I wouldn’t be surprised if we have Ralph with a walker by the time he’s 45. He’s already in bad shape and has zero activity in his life other than waddle to get Xanax and tortas. All he does is sit on the computer all day with zero activity and with him not eating (muscle wasting) to lose weight his fitness levels are going to drop like a rock in his 40’s because that’s the age where strength and endurance starts to slop off.
 
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All he does is sit on the computer all day with zero activity and with him not eating (muscle wasting) to lose weight his fitness levels are going to drop like a rock in his 40’s because that’s the age where strength and endurance starts to slop off.
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He doesn't even sit in front of the computer all day, only when he's streaming.

The rest of the time he's laying down and restlessly napping in between bouts of xanax withdrawals, when the withdrawal wakes him up he pops a xannie, browses X on his phone while it takes effect then goes back to sleep.

Ralph's chronically fatigued.

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Ralph OFFICIALLY not with Xander on his birthday 4 years running.
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Ah wish ah could have forced you to spend your birthday with me cocksucker! I came inside your mom, what do you think 'bout that?
 
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Oh no. Ralph is working with the super hacker! Watch out Null! Oh wait… phew… he just saw his son so he is showing mercy, phew!
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Lookit me, Ah’m the all-powerful, feared and mighty Gunt! Ah could destroy Null if ah wanted to but ah’ll hold off for now since we’re online buddies now. Null lubs me and cares about me so ah’ll show him mercy…for NOW.

God this loser’s LARPing is pathetic. He’s a nobody, washed-up, old and feeble. He can’t do shit to anyone.
 
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Lookit me, Ah’m the all-powerful and feared Gunt! Ah could destroy Null if ah wanted to but ah’ll hold off for now since we’re online buddies now. Null lubs me and cares about me so ah’ll show him mercy…for NOW.

God this loser’s LARPing is pathetic. He’s a nobody, washed-up, old and feeble. He can’t do shit to anyone.
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Ralph should just drop whatever he think he has on Null.

It'll be funny cause it would be like the 4th or 5th fail dox some rando gave him and he believed.
 
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Ralph should just drop whatever he think he has on Null.

It'll be funny cause it would be like the 4th or 5th fail dox some rando gave him and he believed.
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Ralph has made a fool of himself faildoxing, video of not Null driving a truck and quoting Antony Hopkins that he’s hesitant. He also doesn’t trust Elaine.

If Ralph thought he had anything on Null he’d make it “a keelstream exclusive” and overhype it for days, complete with sad promos.
 
Yes surely the infamous fail doxer elaine who uploads videos of her masturbating in literal shit stained panties and pissing herself found out where Josh is staying, and neither her nor Ralph posted it to twitter. Sure, I believe that.
 
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