“Hot” celebs who are not that attractive

[Vibromatic Heart Bed]

Anya Taylor-Joy

I thought she was gorgeous in the Queen's Gambit but now she's way too gaunt, the platinum blonde hair washes her out and the chain smoking is really catching up to her

 

[BunchaBabyDucks]

All celebrity British men should be sterilized. That is all.

 

[cis mans burden]

Lambast me if you will, but George Clooney. I am always baffled as to why anyone thought he was peak even when young. Truly, I can't even describe why he just reads as mid to me. But then, as most have said, I've never been a stan of any Hollywood actor, they are just too generic for me.

 

[Tobias Beecher]

Lambast me if you will, but George Clooney. I am always baffled as to why anyone thought he was peak even when young. Truly, I can't even describe why he just reads as mid to me. But then, as most have said, I've never been a stan of any Hollywood actor, they are just too generic for me.

I always thought that his cousin Miguel Ferrer was more attractive than him. Better actor, too.
The ONE and ONLY time I may have considered it was From Dusk Till Dawn.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Channing Tatum is one of the ugliest men that has ever been pushed as hot by Hollywood. He looks like a dopey low-IQ hick.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

Both Anna Taylor-Joy and that black girl who was casted as Ariel have these fucked up wide fish eyes, it's so ugly.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Anna Taylor-Joy and that black girl who was casted as Ariel have these fucked up wide fish eyes, it's so ugly.

I'm convinced this wide-eyed trait is popular now because a bunch of men fantasized about Nani from Lilo and Stitch when they were young.

 

[Lady Bizness]

Owen Wilson's nose for starters.

 

[cis mans burden]

Owen Wilson's nose for starters.

I cannot even imagine anyone being attracted to Owen Wilson. He's been sporting that beach hair for decades and it never, ever looked good imo.

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

Agreed on Owen. Did someone notify him that it's not the 80s anymore?

If we're talking about busted celeb features like Owen Wilson's nose, how about Will Farrell's teeth? Like, dude makes millions per movie and won't spring for Invisalign? His lower set looks like his parents let him use scrap metal for teething. Even Jewel got her janky dentition corrected already.

 

[Cherry Milk]

Does anyone really think Beyonce is hot?

 

[Adrenochrome Dreams]

Does anyone really think Beyonce is hot?

Yes, to be fair I think she is very pretty and fresh-faced looking (just starting to decline now). However, she doesn’t wow me. Her beauty is overhyped, like everything else with her.

There’s certainly nothing wrong with her though and she is attractive.

 

[ZsaZsaBinks]

Both Anna Taylor-Joy and that black girl who was casted as Ariel have these fucked up wide fish eyes, it's so ugly.
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So many mixed race blacks have hardcore hypertelorism it’s unreal.

Maybe this is controversial; I never found Emma Watson attractive. At best she looks like a teenage girl, at worst she looks like Justin Bieber in a wig, and I think the only reason all the reddit types find her attractive is because she played Hermione, who they only found attractive because she was The Girl Character™ in the biggest series of their childhood/adolescence.
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Watson looks like a robot made to look like a human.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

Anya Taylor-Joy

My mind compares her to The Scream due to her bone structure.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

Juliette Lewis, even at her youngest and "prettiest" was one I never understood.


Good actress, but I never could buy her as super gorgeous.

 

[TR0N]

Juliette Lewis, even at her youngest and "prettiest" was one I never understood.

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Good actress, but I never could buy her as super gorgeous.

Never understood her being cast as the "sexy" or "hot one" in any movie. Like you said, good actress and not even particularly unattractive...just not it either.

Also speaking of "hot" celebs I don't understand -


I made to feel like the only woman in the world who doesn't get his appeal. Well, that's not completely true, he has a nice body, but his face is just a big meh to me.

 

[Dysnomia]

Both Anna Taylor-Joy and that black girl who was casted as Ariel have these fucked up wide fish eyes, it's so ugly.

I'm not one to believe UFO conspiracies. But those two make me want to believe hybrids walk among us.

Ryan Gosling is not attractive in the slightest, if he shaves his head he looks like a fucking lunchbox.

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He's like when you mess around with the character creator and push the eyes too close together and make them squinty.

 

[Otterly]

Ryan gosling is looking weird these days on the back of some plastic surgery.

hypertelorism

For Anna I think it’s not only that her eyes are large and far apart, it’s that she seems to have a tiny head with very little space on the outer side of the eyes. So they look like they’re falling off the sides. The buccal fat removal hasn’t helped.
Most celebs look plastic these days. You’ve a choice of the ratty phenotype like Timothy what’s his face (I do NOT get him at all…) or plastic ken doll. Neither really appeals. Either be classically rugged or be weird and quirky, but not squirrelly or that weird Essex look.

 

[Chromeo]

For Anna I think it’s not only that her eyes are large and far apart, it’s that she seems to have a tiny head with very little space on the outer side of the eyes. So they look like they’re falling off the sides. The buccal fat removal hasn’t helped.

Maybe if I just...


I don't remember a LOT from high school art class, but I do remember the center of your pupil should be lined up with the corner of your mouth. I swear, their lines don't go up and down, they just make a V shape with their mouths.

 

[boxtail]

Maybe if I just...
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I don't remember a LOT from high school art class, but I do remember the center of your pupil should be lined up with the corner of your mouth. I swear, their lines don't go up and down, they just make a V shape with their mouths.

Now the original looks like a photoshop wtf