💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Vibralldo]

Nick is doing unbreaded to scare any trial watcher that might be following him

It's working
He's close to sub-meme copium (someone who lives in Japan and streams early in the morning) numbers now

(854 viewers)

He really is Ralph now

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

So giving a young child a substance makes them a pedophile?

Watch out Nick, you're gonna have to face the wall soon

No; he was suggesting she was perving on his 17 yo son - hence "complex relationship."

 

[SaltyFanta]

Nick clearly seething that Kurt blasted his ass in views yesterday, copes that he "doesn't care" about views, says "long trial streams aren't my style" and that he thinks Kurt is "a horrible, disgusting person", implies multiple women have come to Nick about Kurt's "creepy behavior"

He then starts listing his Kurt's creepy behaviors:

• He's overbearing
• He's gross
• He has no concept of how to interact with women in an appropriate way
• He doesn't try to hide it
• Some people are just weird and socially awkward

Pure projection from a man who has sexually harassed a woman on live-stream. Kurt has never attempted to sexually humiliate a co-worker by drunkenly rambling about drinking alcohol from her vagina on stream. Nick had a judge recuse herself because he was treating her in a sexually abusive way on live stream.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick is very much of the mindset that if it worked once, it should work now. Oblivious to how the way people perceive him now is radically different.

Unbreaded stopped being funny a long time ago.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

If Nick got into shit for defaming the Nanny. Could he get that jail time? Please lord let it happen. Let the faggot rot in a cell

I must politely disagree. I want Nick to slowly unravel live and in 4k. Every moment he hast to stream is more succulent content for us to enjoy. His prison sentence is having to stream to a bunch of mid-wits and wine moms. Suffa, Nick, suffa!

 

[KriegsZensur]

No; he was suggesting she was perving on his 17 yo son - hence "complex relationship."

More like vague implication. Either that or “YOUR NOT MY MOM, JUST SOMEONE SHE HIRED SO SHE CAN WATCH STAR TREK WHILST BEING WASTED”-levels of puberty.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Nah, it's just a way to make himself look better and the nanny worse. He essentially reimbursed her for miscellaneous expenses that come with raising kids (his example is if one of the kids wanted fast food after soccer practice or something) as well as groceries and the like. It's not really a "nanny expense" and more of a "child expense" where the nanny just so happened to be the one to make the purchase. There's no reason to even bring it up other than so that he can technically say "I paid my nanny $90k a year to get drunk on the job and abuse my children."

Edit: there may have been some amount of "tipping" so to say. I.e., when the nanny took one of the kids out to McDonald's, she got herself a small fry. Rekieta may have just included the price of her fries in the reimbursement because why not. When I was in high school and had my license, my mom would ask me to drive to Target to pick up a few things, and she would sometimes cover the price if I wanted a soda or ice cream or something small.

The nanny's food when taking care of children should absolutely be paid for by the employer.

 

[Lurking9e9]

12k views.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick is very much of the mindset that if it worked once, it should work now. Oblivious to how the way people perceive him now is radically different.

Unbreaded stopped being funny a long time ago.

Nick has the Ralph problem of thinking he's the reason people like him and not because he covered trending topics, had actually interesting guests on, and stumbled on a format people enjoyed

Nick's always been replaceable and he's already been replaced

 

[Naaaaaaa]

Nick is very much of the mindset that if it worked once, it should work now. Oblivious to how the way people perceive him now is radically different.

Unbreaded stopped being funny a long time ago.

Unbreaded ended when Nick read 10 pages on rumble while actually saying nigger. Now what he is doing is a necromantic imitation.

 

[Captain Manning]

Nick has the Ralph problem of thinking he's the reason people like him and not because he covered trending topics, had actually interesting guests on, and stumbled on a format people enjoyed

There's certainly that, but I also think he's so retarded that he thinks dragging out old shit from the vault will work just because it was well received ages ago.

Like imagine if he decided to start shitting on Ron Toye again (Ronversations), out of the blue. Nobody would even know what the fuck he is talking about. Plus he is several magnitudes worse than Ron. People speculated Ron was a cuck. Nick is confirmed to be one. A lot of those old topics would blow up in his face.

 

[Oxyjen]

here he is setting up another defamation lawsuit for his best bud Randazza to handle just days after he appeared on THE Rekieta Law Show

Plot twist: the “significant person” who has suddenly appeared to help Null’s lawyer fight for the body cam footage is…

 

[pacifist kaczynski]

Wyświetl załącznik 7388618
12k views.

How does the view count on VODs work? Is that everyone that tuned into the stream at one point? Or people who watched the VOD (which is what I originally thought but in 7 minutes it wouldn’t be right)

 

[KriegsZensur]

Unbreaded ended when Nick read 10 pages on rumble while actually saying nigger. Now what he is doing is a necromantic imitation.

How sad is that the one thing someone is arguably most remembered for, content wise, is him reading a schizo’s ramblings that uses the word “nigger” a lot.

 

[RotPockets]

There's certainly that, but I also think he's so retarded that he thinks dragging out old shit from the vault will work just because it was well received ages ago.

Like Content Cop?

Save Sonny.

 

[LiquidKid]

How do you go on camera looking like this? He looks even worse than usual, and this is his thumbnail

 

[Lurking9e9]

How does the view count on VODs work? Is that everyone that tuned into the stream at one point? Or people who watched the VOD (which is what I originally thought but in 7 minutes it wouldn’t be right)

It counts individuals that got auto played the stream for even 1 second while it was live.

 

[thebigdream]

Unbreaded stopped being funny a long time ago.

Nick finds Unbreaded funny not because it's absurd, but because he feels a warm and growing affinity for Matthew Harris' manic thought patterns.

If you tune into Nick's stream a year from now, you'll hear a weak, AIDS-infested man whispering into the microphone: "Touchdown. Aaron ate my goo. Unbreaded."

 

[Not Even Twice]

I'm with the folks that think he's setting up the Nanny to blame for the state of his home when the bodycam comes out.
As for the daughter's allegations, does it really matter if she actually said this or Nick made it up? Both are equally possible, and both are equally unbelievable.
Kids mimic the behavior of their parents, the small ones in particular have been heavily influenced by a constantly lying father who evades responsibility like he's Neo dodging bullets all the while being high on various substances.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Nick has the Ralph problem of thinking he's the reason people like him and not because he covered trending topics, had actually interesting guests on, and stumbled on a format people enjoyed

Nick's always been replaceable and he's already been replaced

And the replacement gives us sandwich reviews once in a while