We return to lunar orbit where Jessie - yes, that is how she looks, you don’t need to check your display settings - continues her tale of woe. Hers is a face that has been through a lot…mostly gravity. Funny, I didn’t know moribund came with such good lighting and cheek colour.
Blah blah hyperbole. She is “severely chronically ill” and is being forced to “survive unsurvivable circumstances”. She talks about her hospital stay like she stormed the beaches of Normandy. You’d swear she was under siege by enemy forces, not politely monitored by the night shift.
She claims she lost 22lbs in two weeks (9ish kg) on top of the 25lbs (so 20kg in total) weight loss she had supposedly before admit. This is a stealth weight loss - completely invisible to the naked eye. She must be losing it from places no mirror can see and no human would dare go. I’m pretty sure the scale is as delusional as her storytelling.
Let’s just factcheck her for a second - 20kg weight loss in such a short time is dramatic and comes with a host of visible changes that anyone with working eyes could notice. Sharper cheek bones and a a more angular jawline (yeah, that definitely does not apply here), hollowed or sunken appearance around the eyes (compare to Jessie, whose cheeks look like they are trying to eat her eyeballs), loose skin, prominent collar bones, dull skin, looking tired and gaunt. Jessie, on the other hand, looks like someone who just stepped off a cruise ship and really got her money’s worth on the all you can eat buffets. You can literally see a fold of fat where her neck seeps into her body. She hasn’t mentioned anything about refeeding syndrome, which would be a top concern for her doctors in putting her on TPN. She hasn’t talked about being severely dehydrated or needing additional fluids.
I’m not sure how emergent she really is if she is getting a new GI team rotated in and they haven’t even bothered to come check on her yet. But she is so seriously unwell, folks! Sounds like she doesn’t have a specialist assigned to her care. She complains that no one is about over the weekend.
Claims her NJ tube is still incorrectly placed. If true, this would be a serious error - incorrect placement can be life threatening. For such an emergent patient, they sure are taking their sweet time in getting to her. Someone is “supposed” to place it “today or tomorrow” and says a nurse might do it as a backup. Claims she has had 20 X-rays so far for this.
Refers to her minimally invasive colonoscopy as surgery. Wouldn’t be surprised if the doctors struggle to determine which end is which - they both spew shit.
