🐮 Lolcow Francis Joseph Benditt IV / fallenchungus / datsmojo / Mojo / thatsmojo / AGONY ARENA / dunkbunko / datsactuallymojo / noircaveat - Twitter Artist. Roblox and FNF "Developer". Suicide Baiter. Discord Gooner. Fart Fetishist. Tranny Chaser. Abuses His Family. Pathological Liar. DoorDash's #1 Customer. Incapable of Quitting The Internet. And why does that FUCKING MATTER!?

[crackers breakfast]

yknow what i find funny about this whole thread, it's that it originally started from francis sperging about ruben sim of all people.

ironically, we now have a furry on our side

 

[The Hierophant]

What’s also funny about Francis is that, unlike most groomers where the power dynamic is obvious, the people he groomed/EPI'd seemed way more mature and level-headed than him. It was wild seeing that 15 yr old girl giving him legit life advice, and even worse watching him interact with the Printern dev team like a manchild. How are you that fucking immature that even Roblox children seem more mature than u.

 

[Fucker Carlson]

i'll hop in here for just a minute because i do wanna talk to some of the people curious about the game, and a few other things

first things first: i don't really care about this thread or anything. i giggled a little bit at the don't poop yourself at school obby, and i saw hubba bubba and jenna raiding did actually have stuff to say about the game. i'm not really that affiliated with mojo, i met him because he dmed me on twitter

i forgot when this was but i think march. also, i do manage printern as the co-dev since i'm the head programmer. i've been trying to keep the discord server cleaner and tightened up the rules, so some of the things yall say do actually help in that factor, especially because i myself have been trying to keep mojo in check to not say weird shit in the public server lol. anyway
i actually played this game well before i met mojo lmao, i played this abysmal dogshit 4 months ago with a few other friends

Spoiler: 'scat fetish' content

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i'll put the general basis of what's planned in a spoiler since i don't think it's technically relevant to this thread here

Spoiler: dev stuff

ID length and name are actually two factors i wanted to consider the most. i was thinking of making it so that rarity depends on 3-4 things:
1. legible words in the name (because some people upload assets with like hexadecimal names or letterspam)
2. certain numbers in the ID (like 925, the name of the comic)
3. how long it is; generally the older ids are ordered numerically which means that much smaller asset ids are much older. i'm kind of trying to stick to only needing to use MarketplaceService since the asset database i use consists only of asset ids, and it's on my github (https://github.com/Starveldt/evildatabase, but be warned, clicking on "frags" will lag the shit out of your browser because github's website sucks). i don't store any external information so it all needs to be accessible without huge rate limits
4. paper rarity can also be slightly changed by paper modifiers. these are random and have a small chance of happening, such as the paper becoming rainbow colored or pure red or this "out of ink" effect (just a uigradient)

also, if you want to discuss technical details with me, you can friend me on discord perhaps. i don't know if this site has a messaging system but that could work too. printern is under my wing too so i'm happy to discuss nerdy development shit outside of this thread

and a JSYK, i wasn't made aware of the roadmap before it was announced so the details there aren't really final for what's being targeted and in what quarter of the year

i did mean it by the way @jenna raiding, i do want it to be known that development is a little unclear and i've been trying to tighten up the scope for prealpha so it can come early june but still be well off. you can feel how you want about the game but that does show you care for developers/the development cycle lol
for the people that are worried about bad images being shown to minors, if you would be able to message me inappropriate/tos-breaking asset ids, i'll add it to my exclusion filter before i re-scrape the marketplace again (and i'll be sifting through the assets when i have the time). also works if you send a ticket in the discord server, i believe the tickets bot is set up properly.
if anyone wants an unban from the server you could message me too and i'll try to work it out, lurkers aren't an issue since y'all don't say anything so it doesn't break rules lol

Does this sperging tranny have its own thread yet?

 

[Brap for Biden]

hey so, i'm maybe a whole day late but i actually wanted to reiterate this absolute fuckshit he said one time
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he's "better at actually coming up with content" than me because he would think about a gajillion things that weren't even planned for the pre alpha or any releases in his big v1, v1.1, v1.2 roadmap that he announced without letting the team or anyone know prior

edit: adding onto this, i'm sure y'all have the noisette stuff that caused him to deacc for a month archived. in vc he said that the stuff he got qrted with looked "like shit" and "nothing like mcpig's art" and constantly gloated about his own art even outside of it. he is most definietly narcissistic or an egomaniac because he genuinely would hold himself to such a high standard in comparison to everyone else

also, he has a genuine rat infestation in his group home. someone brought it up in the dev server and i just now remembered it, he used to talk so much about how rats would get too close to his feet and how he'd just chill w them. apparently they also got under his feet too and shit lol i have no idea how this dude lives

Very telling, thanks for sharing. This is one of those criteria I just knew he fit but couldn't immediately recall any specific examples. I can see why you turned on him, it's really common to see talented people on ROBLOX who lack the self-confidence necessary to reject narcissists just get themselves over and over again in these abusive 'development' projects just because it's usually narcissists who have the resources to sometimes maybe pay people. Francis of course is so bad at it that he can't even blend in with other ROBLOX project coordinators. The rat infestation at his group home sounds like another disgusting example of how this country betrays the most vulnerable, but considering Francis in there perhaps these parasites deserve it.

Hearing him gloat about porn art and how his preferred Noisette porn is so much better is really funny. I wish so bad one of you was a freak who recorded all those VCs because it would be really funny to hear everything this moron sperged about. A core component of Francis' oversharing is his personal belief that he's an exceptionally unique person when in reality the only reason anyone cares is because he's an exceptionally hilarious person, creating the lovely cycle driving this thread.

I lied to save face, which was a stupid decision. That doesn't really change the fact there was no reason for it to be publicized to the world while I was already actively talking about it in therapy.

yeah but why did the world have to find it out? Because of selfish and petty reasons? To kick someone while they were already down? This is what I don't get about you people, why do you find enjoyment out of just making my life suck

Compiling these together just to highlight some classical narc behavior. He's talking about what he himself admits to seeing as the sexual exploitation of a child and yet he can't help but redirect the conversation into HIS improvement and how HE was dealing with it. It's not about you Francis, don't be so selfish. It's about the girl you took advantage of, and people have a right to respond to that in a way that doesn't take into account your feelings over something you caused. If you were genuinely sorry you would find relief in this coming out because you would understand it as a step in your path to atonement, the confession of truth. Of course you aren't sorry so you don't see it as anything other than a dramatic obstacle destroying your mission to share your creepypasta glory with the masses.

you people aren't my therapists and have really no ground to stand on with diagnosing me with anything

Classic redirection, really affirming the diagnosis. To bring it all back to the cold open, as one might say: You don't need a psychology degree to know that Nikolas Cruz is lying about demons in his head. I don't need to be your therapist to know you're a narcissist when so much information about how you act is publicly available for all to see. Sorry!

 

[dcss]

THERMOTRUKELEAR WARHEAD HEADED STRAIGHT TO THE IMPOVERISHED SLUMS OF FRANKISTAN.
Special thanks to @ferret vermin , AnonNigga, @SuperYoshiFan03 , @ocean helgrammite , and AnonNigga2 for helping me compile this.
TABLE OF CONTENTS:
1. Statement to Francis from Me.
2. DCSS apology forms all sent to me from the whistleblowers.
3. Anon Nigga's story.
4. @SuperYoshiFan03 's story.
5. @ocean helgrammite 's story.
6. His DoorDash addiction.
7. Closing Remarks.
First, I would like to start with this gem which was sent to me. This is Frank's aunt walking into his room and asking if he's looking at porn.

Spoiler: My message to Francis

Dear, Francis,
I'm sure you're aware of me. I just wanted to say, this was one of the funniest things I've ever done. Thank you, truly for refusing to own up to your mistakes, or hold yourself accountable for anything, or even apologize. You are a narcissist sociopath pedophile compulsive liar, and you will never change. The people you held close to you until very recently have been telling me horrible stories about you. Nigga, you're a diddyblud. I can't wait to see you sperg about this post that you will see, because you're obsessed o algo, whether that be privately, publicly, or in this thread. If only Zach wasn't so stupid, huh? No. It's your fault nigger. You had sex with her. And then lied. Like five times about it. It went from "this is slander nigga" to "okay i met up with her but we didn't do anything" to "okay we did some sexual things but not the act of sex" to "i had sex with her". I really hope the rats in your group home tear your jugular out.
Sincerely, DCSS

Spoiler: DCSS apology forms

After they told me all their stories, I made them all sign this apology form. If you're a francis orbiter looking at the thread, you are welcome to fill it out too. Template down below.

Spoiler: Anon Nigga's story

Spoiler: SuperYoshiFan03 's story

Spoiler: nsfw

Spoiler: Anon nigga 2's story

Spoiler: His doordash addictions

I've recieved some gemmy info on his doordash addiction.

"The frank DoorDash addiction. This is great, alright. Basically, Frank would originally eat at a mess hall. This was free food, he didn't even have to spend a dime for it because his rent paid for it. All he had to do was go to the mess hall at the appropriate times and he'd get free food. What I was told alongside anonnigga3 and anonnigga4 was that, in fact, Frank actually hated the food at the mess hall, even if it was free. So, instead of thinking reasonably and walking to a local outing, he would instead order DoorDash because he was too lazy to go outside and do anything meaningful. He would even order the most meaningless shit instead of going to the store like anonnigga2 said, like buying 2 big bottles of coke, which would've costed him like $7 less if he went to the store."

"We have had MULTIPLE conversations with him about his retarted spending habits, this motherfucker would constantly talk abt being broke and needing money and sometimes WITHIN THE SAME MOMENT he'd go "picking up food hold on" or some other shit because he would CONSTANTLY fucking doordash food instead of just WALKING to the places to save money.,"

"his doordash addiction is crippling, he ordered COCA COLA, not a meal with a coke, 2 BIG BOTTLES OF COCA COLA from doordash, could've easily gotten his fatass up and walked to the store but no he has to waste his money on overpriced versions of the same food"

GEGGG!!!!!

Closing remarks.
(Frank's fetish btw)
This has been one of the gemmiest rides ever. Frank, thanks for being a gross ass nigga who can't stop posting. Everyone who helped, thank you for your contributions to the thread. History will remember you.

Sincerely, DCSS

p.s: when you see this come to the thread and give us some laughs.

 

[Fucker Carlson]

you people aren't my therapists and have really no ground to stand on with diagnosing me with anything

Hey Frank why did you fuck a 15 year old?

 

[Pioneer natural resources]

Should have invested in the chungus fund this time last year

 

[Brap for Biden]

I'm not even halfway through the fucking first one and the 1) giant Patrick ass porn image preview in the corner, and 2) the fact he asked someone at the psych ward to FART ON HIM is utterly obliterating my sides. Dat audio recording with his aunt and the narc tard rage too. Oml francis kill yourself you can't recover from this

 

[kenner7777]

So on top of all the disgusting shit he’s done, he sexually harassed his friends + people at the psych ward, and fucked over the devs on his projects? Theres no coming back from that. What are the chances he goes under multiple new aliases like puppychan?

 

[Ottomans]

How long until he changes genders and calls xerself "Francine" or something like that? Seems like the next logical step for this particular lolcow

 

[Homocull]

I wonder how much he tips the doordash delivery boys?

 

[Kerry]

How do you go up to somebody, ask them to fart on you and not instantly fucking kill yourself afterward.

 

[MiamiDisc0]

How long until he changes genders and calls xerself "Francine" or something like that? Seems like the next logical step for this particular lolcow

might be a hot take but Francis is the one lolcow i genuinely cant see trooning out, hes the chaser, not the one being chased

 

[MoarTard]

you people aren't my therapists and have really no ground to stand on with diagnosing me with anything

You're never beating those allegations. Eventually you're gonna run out of bridges to burn due to your inability to hold yourself accountable.

 

[LoogerLike]

After they told me all their stories, I made them all sign this apology form. If you're a francis orbiter looking at the thread, you are welcome to fill it out too. Template down below.

The apology form is such a funny idea, thank you for the kino trukes, DCSS, I appreciate it immensely.

 

[NuIItley]

2 BIG BOTTLES OF COCA COLA from doordash

Ignoring everything else in the post you just sent, but holy shit, what a retarded nigger.

 

[Medic]

After reading @dcss post and being jumpscared by Patrick anus.....

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I can say this...


1.) So for the 4 months he was visiting the mental hospital. I wouldn't be surprised if he was meeting this 15 year old girl on a daily basis in my assumption for sex.

2.) Send Patrick anus porn testicle porn pics to his dev team with no context

3.) Would always delete shit from his dev team either if he was mad at himself, she sharty, his dev team, or just because he is sadistic for any Gayblox game they were developing

4.) Joked to a grooming victim saying can I hit that or have that persons OC farting on him (Confirming that Francis is an irredeemable sick fuck who doesn't care about ruining or dramatizing kids)

5.) He wants to smell peoples butts in their dms (sick fuck)

6.) Confirms he has a humiliation fetish

At this point I wouldn't be surprised if Francis is connected to 764 to get his fart fetish kicks at.

 

[fat_rat_on_the_grass]

And to think, he wouldve gotten away with it if it werent for you (us) meddling Kiwis .
The fact he has such an easy free food option mustve been honestly maddening for anybody he was talking to. I feel like hes used to not being held to his actions but good deeds are the one thing a decent person has Franc and you aint showing a single one! Nada!
For real though amazing work Dcss and all those who shared!

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Haven't read the latest update but its very funny when Francis goes on his "why me" attention seeking because I personally find him to be incredibly boring, I've almost unwatched the thread multiple times, especially that one time he actually logged off and was gone for a while, but he keeps me hooked because he just wont fucking stop, right when I think I'm done, he crashes out again. Its very narcissistic he thinks people are super obsessed with him. Bro you're not even in my top ten lolcows.

 

[Colon capital V]

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I won't sperg too much on speculating who the two Anons are, but I'm pretty sure Anonnigga2 is BoingBingus or one of the people from the voice call where the "FUCKING MATTER???" clip comes from.
First Anon might be KaneSucks/CandyKane since he's an FNF composer but I haven't heard of his involvement with AA beyond just being cordfaggot pals.

Either way, this shit is both hilarious and sad over all the shit Francis brought these people into.