💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Midnight Energy Drink]

to make those fake goo tweets.

In my mind they were real.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Whippet = a racing dog that is smaller than a typical greyhound


Whippit = Nitrous tank

You must whippet real good huh

Null just announced on stream no bodycam footage this week or next. He will stream and publish it as soon as he gets it.

If this thing ever happens I hope releases a trailer for it first, because that would be lol.

Or, you're traveling through another dimension, a dimension not only of cope and sneed but of dilate. A journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of an impotent skelly bisexual's imagination. That's the signpost up ahead - your next stop, the Balldo Zone!

Hello friends, it's me, . And I'm enjoying the fresh, mild, All-American taste of Chesterfields. Why? Because I'm not a fucking faggot, you niggers. Meet Nicholas Rekieta. Age: about forty-five. Occupation: alcoholic drug addict. Marital status: tenuous. Sexual potency: "honey you're pushing string " But Nick has a secret. A secret obsession with the best dick he ever had and it's driving him crazy. The Toe that got away. The sparkling Edward to his that Bitch Face chick who looks like a dyke now. But Nick doesn't know his life and asshole are about to be turned again... here, in the Balldo Zone.

(Season 4, Ep 12 "There's Kayla On The Wing")

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

But how can this be? As Nick said, what he was doing was clearly perfectly legal "parody". As well, what about the secret powerful international company behind supertip which is ABSOLUTELY not Melton and their army of super-lawyers who were going to defend their legal rights?

He cant even blame drugs for that. Matt Stone and Trey Parker managed to predict what would happen and protect themselves in nearly the same circumstances while also high. You know if Nick was actually as smart as he thought, hed throw in one of these before the show.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

The text makes it sound like Aaron is going to sell his current home, buy Nick's second home temporarily (note the wording "for now") for April to live in ("the stress of [her] buying one right now"). Everything about buying the house sounds as if Aaron and April are separated.

It sounds, like everything else about this aspect of the situation, as though Aaron was so desperate for a fairly brief period of time to get April back and repair their marriage that he was about willing to do anything. Same with his letter shown with the ring.

Correction: I agree it does sound like he's being a simp for someone already gone. Aaron WTF, you thought about selling your house and buying Nick's so April could live there? And you & your kids would live where, exactly?

This (either of the above) would be consistent with Aaron being a poorly adjusted romantic sap (the "love" for a pilled-out dimwitted married woman being another indicator). He groveled and was willing to put aside any dignity to try to get what he had lost [or, in my second read, to "make up" for whatever he was or was gaslighted into believing he was responsible for]. Even to keep going back to his wife's lover, Nick the Malignant, for help/ advice/ mercy.

$10 says Nick also told or suggested to Aaron that not buying the house would really fuck up his plans/ money/ life, that Nick had relied on the expectation, and also that not buying it was cruel and would leave April homeless or some nonsense.

The only silver lining is that at some point he apparently woke tf up and their divorce was quick (also fast bc April lost her mind over Nick and didn't bother to try to fight over material things (too much) bc she wanted out & to become Wife #2).

Aaron. Babe. Pal. If you haven't yet figured out how not to lose your fucking mind in a relationship and not to abase yourself to a total manipulative dick (npi), take a step back and get yourself together. If you're only semi-solid bc of who you're with, a) you're at their mercy, and b) it's all flimsy and fake. Caveat emptor. Don't be so damn needy. And also if you don't have yourself under control enough not to get at all physical under stress, then don't impose yourself on anyone.

 

[CompaqOperator]

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Buddy, THIS IS THE THUMBNAIL that Youtube's giving me when I search 'Rekeita'. Dude is a wreck.

[EDIT to add question]

Imagine you never knew who Nick was. Would you hire this man? For anything?

He looks worse ever. Unshowered, hair disheveled, greasy. Very disrespectful

 

[AnOminous]

Aaron. Babe. Pal. If you haven't yet figured out how not to lose your fucking mind in a relationship and not to abase yourself to a total manipulative dick (npi), take a step back and get yourself together. If you're only semi-solid bc of who you're with, a) you're at their mercy, and b) it's all flimsy and fake. Caveat emptor. Don't be so damn needy. And also if you don't have yourself under control enough not to get at all physical under stress, then don't impose yourself on anyone.

You're still trying to give good advice to these weird, dumb men? Such charming naïveté. You're supposed to laugh at them as they fail.

He looks worse ever. Unshowered, hair disheveled, greasy. Very disrespectful

He literally looks homeless. I bet he smells, too. You can practically see the stench lines rising over him.

"Millionaire," everybody. Fucking Howard Hughes probably looked better when his toenails were inches long and curling like curly fries.

 

[Soapmore]

This is not even his final form. When the nose reaches critical mass, a crack pipe will hatch.
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We almost saw his final form. He was within a hair's breadth, and he would have pulled it off if...

 

[Kheapathic]

"Millionaire," everybody. Fucking Howard Hughes probably looked better when his toenails were inches long and curling like curly fries.

People may not want to admit it, but once upon a time, DSP was a Millionaire too; and much like Phil, I doubt he ever had a full seven-digit number in his accounts. They don't know how to behave and spend it on frivilous things, make a number of idiotic decisions, and for some reason it's everyone else's fault.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

- He mentioned that he had an ethics complaint for calling a judge retarded. Did we know this? I assume it's the Fischer remarks.

Clip: Nick specifies that the judge he was complaining about was female, so I think you're right.

Nick says he was asked "Can you explain why you said she's retarded? That's a diagnosis of a condition." Assuming he was actually asked to respond to the complaint, that means the complaint was judged to be worthy of investigation, in which case Nick is asked to provide a response.

Otherwise he would simply receive a notice with a "determination that discipline is not warranted, without investigation" in which case he wouldn't be required to respond.

0:30

Here is the clip from the cokestream where he's complaining for context. This is the only statement I can think of where he would have received an ethics complaint over this issue.

2:40

 

[LiquidKid]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Xie2APrL0DcNo more Sean's AI voice. Reaction: laughter (seethe).

There is no change in hell this man is sober. He can’t even pretend he’s sober in this clip

 

[RaptInPlastic]

There is no change in hell this man is sober. He can’t even pretend he’s sober in this clip

Meanwhile he's getting asspats on twitter for being "30 days sober"
This faggot has stopped pretending to be a lawyer long enough to pretend to be in recovery.

 

[Vibralldo]

In the most recent Stallyn19 clip, Aaron recounts a text that Nick shared of him saying that he would look at Nick's second house with the possibility of buying it. Aaron claims that, at the time when he was still interested in buying the house, "snow was still on the ground," and "it was, like, February."

Full segment starts at 3:10: https://youtu.be/iC2PuoOjP5A?t=190
Specific clip starts at 3:45: https://youtu.be/iC2PuoOjP5A?t=225


But not so fast, toe-man.
Nick has apparently taken deep umbrage with Aaron's account of events.
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It was EARLY APRIL! Not FEBRUARY, Aaron!
And although there was precipitation on that day, the low was above freezing, so it couldn't have been snow! And it hadn't snowed earlier in the week, either! Hah! Checkmate!
How dare you get that wrong! How dare you try to use vague weather conditions to give an approximate description of the time of year in a cold shithole like Minnesota!


This is Nick's life now. Subtweeting Aaron over Stallyn19 clips. Being a pedantic retard and missing the forest for the trees every single time, but thinking that he's scored yet another frickin' epic own.

Remember when he used to do shit? Remember when he used to be a lawyer?
Embarrassing.

Lol nick literally is watching melton through picture in picture

What a ballwasher

 

[Mr. Manchester]

You know, I could make a joke about diagnosing someone as being retarded (being an expert tard-spotter, myself) but the joke is a little too easy to make. Nick sounds like he's been huffing the gas again in that clip though.

I guess I'll just settle for calling him a BIG FUCKING FAGGOT.

 

[Captain Manning]

Aaron. Babe. Pal. If you haven't yet figured out how not to lose your fucking mind in a relationship and not to abase yourself to a total manipulative dick (npi), take a step back and get yourself together.

They got divorced.

He has a new GF.

So I think he eventually got it.

Clip: Nick specifies that the judge he was complaining about was female, so I think you're right.

Nick says he was asked "Can you explain why you said she's retarded? That's a diagnosis of a condition." Assuming he was actually asked to respond to the complaint, that means the complaint was judged to be worthy of investigation, in which case Nick is asked to provide a response.

Otherwise he would simply receive a notice that "determination that discipline is not warranted, without investigation" in which case he wouldn't be required to respond.

nick_complaint1.mp4

Here is the clip from the cokestream where he's complaining for context. This is the only statement I can think of where he would have received an ethics complaint over this issue.

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Agreed. It's probably concerning Fischer.

It might even be the investigation @Useful_Mistake was talking about.

Hell, SHE might even be the one that filed the complaint. Wouldn't that be funny?

You are correct that it's very interesting that OLPR is making interrogatories to Nick. I imagine that's not particularly good. I think every other complaint he's ever gotten ended up with summary dismissal.

Some basic bitch research suggests questioning the fitness of a sitting judge could get your ass in a sling, but I'll leave it to more knowledgeable folk to address that. We've got a few kicking around here.

 

[AnOminous]

There is no change in hell this man is sober. He can’t even pretend he’s sober in this clip

This fucker is drunk and on drugs on top of that.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

This fucker is drunk and on drugs on top of that.

The fuck of it is that if he gets arrested again it won't even be surprising. I'm starting to feel like it's just sort of inevitable at this point. Kind of ruins the magic.

 

[Necrosan]

There is no change in hell this man is sober. He can’t even pretend he’s sober in this clip

I'm pretty sure half of this video is dead air as whatever are left of his neurons try to come up with the next sentence.

 

[Boss Bass]

Well, I don't know -or want to know- what's going to happen on MATI, but I'm for sure heckin' excited! Will it be the bodycam? Don't know.

I made my own little bumper to add to whatever it may be.

Bear with me here because I'm new to all this fancy editing stuff. There are way more talented Kiwi Farmers like Third World Aristocrat for example.

Anyways, when I do eventually get to see the body cam footage, I'm splicing this at the beginning. Thought I'd share it. I have copies of the original Kiwi Farms Doom map with and without the music and title.

003KF - Copy.mp4

FYI My advanced years of existence allows me to savor a long intro. Kids these days with their tickety-tok attention span would've already watched like twenty videos by the time my intro was finished.

Oh, so we’re old old……

 

[frari]

The comments appear to refer to Nick's infamous and bizarre rant about the judge in his defamation case, delivered during the "cokestream" that resulted in his arrest. This judge later recused herself from the case.

I have always thought this is why he received the max recommended sentence, and also why I think he Will be spending those 30 days in jail.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

In the most recent Stallyn19 clip, Aaron recounts a text that Nick shared of him saying that he would look at Nick's second house with the possibility of buying it. Aaron claims that, at the time when he was still interested in buying the house, "snow was still on the ground," and "it was, like, February."

Full segment starts at 3:10: https://youtu.be/iC2PuoOjP5A?t=190
Specific clip starts at 3:45: https://youtu.be/iC2PuoOjP5A?t=225


But not so fast, toe-man.
Nick has apparently taken deep umbrage with Aaron's account of events.
Wyświetl załącznik 7372102 ( link )
It was EARLY APRIL! Not FEBRUARY, Aaron!
And although there was precipitation on that day, the low was above freezing, so it couldn't have been snow! And it hadn't snowed earlier in the week, either! Hah! Checkmate!
How dare you get that wrong! How dare you try to use vague weather conditions to give an approximate description of the time of year in a cold shithole like Minnesota!


This is Nick's life now. Subtweeting Aaron over Stallyn19 clips. Being a pedantic retard and missing the forest for the trees every single time, but thinking that he's scored yet another frickin' epic own.

Remember when he used to do shit? Remember when he used to be a lawyer?
Embarrassing.

I find it hilarious that he thinks anyone cares about the damn house. Nick only cares about it b/c Aaron not buying it messed up what he thought was the perfect solution to his financial mess he gotten himself into.