💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[PuffyPopcorn]

I would argue that the ceiling cats are smarter than Nick at this stage.

They probably always were.

 

[thebigdream]

Men like them spend their professional lives 5 inches away from a phallic object and you expect them not to do that to it?

Even forgetting the obvious homo-faggery at play here, they clearly think that fellating a microphone is the peak of humour. Haha, thing look like penis! Me sucky sucky! *audience claps, confetti falls from the ceiling* These are people who think they qualify as comedians to some degree, and they can't get past things that literal children find funny. It's no surprise that they're both clear cases of arrested development.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

Sorry to anyone who saw my post with the Super Tips—I just realized my code logging them still needs some fixing.
C’est la vie. I might post the last 2-3 streams tomorrow.

 

[AnOminous]

Even forgetting the obvious homo-faggery at play here, they clearly think that fellating a microphone is the peak of humour. Haha, thing look like penis! Me sucky sucky! *audience claps, confetti falls from the ceiling* These are people who think they qualify as comedians to some degree, and they can't get past things that literal children find funny. It's no surprise that they're both clear cases of arrested development.

It's never a really good joke, the whole "ha ha look what a cocksucking homosexual I am because look I'm so totally heterosexual that it's funny no homo no homo right?" thing.

But it's way less funny when you're Nick, and you obviously actually are a cocksucking homosexual. Okay, so you're just saying a fact, like when Pedomelt says "ha ha I want to fuck kids how hilarious," no it isn't, just admitting you're a pedophile is not funny.

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

I would argue that the ceiling cats are smarter than Nick at this stage.

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[Balldo's Gate]

December 2022 through March 2023 were his best season. The desperate cope and delusion is unparalleled, rivaled only by the following year’s Mandy season. He really seems to turn things up around the end of the year for some reason.

Mandy season teaser: Sept 2022

Oh yes. 100%. The kitchen and hot tub copestream era was peak Rekieta even if it was very dry humor based around his unhinged coping and seething. What makes them great is they are just after his Rumble deal started and close enough to when he was actually a successful streamer that his delusion was strong enough that he was able to convince himself that he wasn't just a still-successful streamer (he wasn't) but an actual celebrity.

It's worth noting that all of those streams happened late at night after his night streams. Based on what Nick and Camelot have said about the length and extent of Nick's drug abuse, it's very possible he was off his head on coke during these streams.

Maybe this is him finally realizing what he did but also not realizing he is doing it again with supertips. Here is a breakdown of Nick genius plan:

1. attack his core fanbase and directly tell them to fuck off
2. tell the remaining people not to send in superchats or rumble rants and instead join his locals
3. signal that the monthly sub to locals was more than enough thus discouraging anything above the sub
4. ignore the stream chats for locals thus killing off the banter he needed to make a good show
5. create a core a-log class that will now forever fuck with the chat hindering efforts to rebuild chat
6. abandon locals making those who invested feel like he burnt them

There used to be multiple twitter accounts just to do updates about nicks' streams. All of that free work his fans did is all gone now and he has no interest in actually paying someone or doing the work.

This is what being a social media expert looks like.

He's also been losing them each time he streams, so that could make sense too. Someone sees this retard skeleton streaming, remembers who he was, checks in to see a retard crying about someone's goo, takes the extra step to unsubscribe and leave in utter disgust.

Imagine being someone who subscribed to him three, four years ago and this thumbnail comes on your screen as something recommended.

 

[Melty Butter]

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Assuming that you're right, and I'm not at all sure you are, that leaves the question of why TOMORROW? Why not wait a week for the May 23 arrest anniversary?

... Unless it's to get the scoop on EWU (big company) and the 400-ish people who also applied for the bodycam,

I went back to May 16, 2024 ITT in case Null wants a dramatic effect tomorrow.

Not much was happening on May 16, 2024, except this, which includes the clip of Aaron revealing that he served divorce papers.

Aaron admits on the latest steel toe that he served the divorce papers on April. "Trying to keep this habit of not mentioning anyone else"

"Anyone else" is Nick.

It will be so funny if April signed off on the bodycam with this in the lore.

 

[Balldo]

Like suppose you have to pay 17.72 and you give them 18$ and 3 cents so they can give you a quarter back in change?

LOL, a retard AND a pathetic simp. A combo as old as time...

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Not just calculus, basic math too it seems. One of my pet peeves is that young people today CANT DO MATH WORTH SHIT.

Even really simple shit like 80-63.

Whenever I’m in the store and get change, the young cashiers always get super cautious and confused if you force them to do math.

Like suppose you have to pay 17.72 and you give them 18$ and 3 cents so they can give you a quarter back in change? It always flummoxes them because they can’t do additions/subtractions without a calculator.

Just give them 18 Dollars and take your 28 cents in change and fucking put it in a jar.

Stop holding the god damn line up so you get a quarter.

Edit : What the fuck is your retard math here, if the total is 17.72 and you give 18.03 you get .31 back..PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON SHIT TAKES SO LONG IN THE STORE.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

So did Nick pay his property taxes or did he leverage the 4% penalty fee in a brilliant investment scheme?

$4164.00 was due today!! Late Fee + Foreclosure 2.0 watch starts now!

https://tax.cptmn.us/PTaxPortal/#/parcelNav/Kandiyohi/&name%3Dlord*/27-805-0010/T

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

I’m afraid to get my hopes up! But gawd I want it to be the bodycam so bad. Just b/c of how Nick will be reeeing for days!

 

[Balldo]

Stop holding the god damn line up so you get a quarter.

Simpin' ain't easy. He really needs that quarter.

 

[RaptInPlastic]

It seems like a moot point now but he never did get around to doing those engraved Locals gifts, did he.

 

[AltisticRight]

Nick...

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

All of that is to say Nick, the smartest man in every room (or at least, someone who believes he is), failed at the starting line and couldn't hack it studying something filled with people who he effectively treats as holes for his non-practicing penis to insert into. What a fucking embarrassment.

To be fair Nick is mostly right with this. Women are great in labs because all they have to do is read checklists and follow the (mostly male) professors instructions.

What's really retarded is demeaning them to their face. If you know what youre doing in the lab its incredibly easy to take charge, delegate tasks, and create a good impression.

 

[AltisticRight]

Remember, this is what the exterior of his house looked like:

Note the overgrown trees, dead wreath, and pile of junk in the driveway.

This is what it used to look like before being Nick Rugieta'd.

Sure, there's seasonal differences but you can still see the sad state of his estate. Skelly's favourite gardner clearly died of pancreatic cancer.

A force more destructive than the weapons of mass destruction and the worst wars of mankind...

 

[Stiffy]

I'm now convinced more than ever that Coomalot did butt sex stuff with Nick too.
I think this is the real reason Drexel went no contact. He doesn't like faggots.

 

[Vibralldo]

Nick...
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You'd better know something

 

[AltisticRight]

You'd better know something

I don't. Just call it a reference to the next MATI, I guess. I assume an announcement would be made or an announcement of an announcement. I am not in contact with anyone off-site (unless it's to verify someone so they get the tick), not on Discord and I don't talk to users outside of this "platform" so I am rarely privy to anything.
If it's nothing, then yeah, I'd be pretty annoyed.

 

[northstar747]

Do they not force you to take calculus in most schools? I may be belying my own science degree, but I thought that everyone took at least one course of calculus.

It depends on your degree

There are many math classes that will say "calculus" or "statistics" but they will ad a word like "for business" my own experience is that once I had "college" level algebra "two semester" one semester of trig and finally one semester of "precalculas" which was just last two years combined.

I dont like to beat people up on their degree nick was able to do the work of a 3 rd teir law school and was able to pass the, I have no doubt that he wanted to apply himself to that study for 2 reasons

he would be paid to go to school thus being a welfare nigger, also he wanted to know how to break his trust and get his money.

I would say nick own ego gets in his way.

Take the quartering's infinite mony glitch. make 3- 4 "hot take" videos a day where you read an article spouting bullshit.