💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Father Balldo]

As another said before if Josh has the footage he should release it on the anniversary of the arrest.

BUT I WANT IT NOW

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Life of the children of Balldo Bunker.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I8LFZydzQW4Unlimited Transportation Works

"THEY REMOVED THEIR XOF WATERMARK!"

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick didn’t invent shit. Trial commentary has been around for decades on TV. Doing it on the internet wasn’t an “invention” or even an innovation. It was an inevitable progression to the latest media.

As ever, Nick has an inflated sense of his own relevance and none of the humility that would go with it if it were rooted in reality. So glad he’s fucking miserable.

 

[Tablet County]

bruh I’m on the fuckin whippets an sheit mang I’m huffing puppies over here dawg I’m nanging the fuck out at the kennel club I’m all fucked up on hounds nigga

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

The shitposting on the obituary is cringe as fuck.

Shit posting on the obituary doesn't hurt Nick, it doesn't hurt Cgood - he is already dead, it hurts his family and friends that lost a son to addiction and being an idiot. They're innocents
You are literally doing shit Nick and Ralph would do.
If anyone reading this is doing it. You're as bad as Nick and Ralph.
Congratulations, you're scum of the earth. You've become what you laughed at.

Don't have a clip, but he also said it on Twitter.
Archive/Link
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EDIT:
sober.mp4

While having the nitrus high lung sound. Incredible.

Null intentionally or not, if he got the video footage this week and waiting till next Friday would be peak.
A full week of Rackets stressing and fuming over it dreading its release. Then after a week? Nothing... its not there... No video this friday? "Guess Null didn't get it. WHAT A NERD."
He starts to get a sense of hope, a slight one that maybe it wont release... The fear is still there in the back but he starts to feel good again. And just as he is confident it isn't coming out. It drops sending him back into despair.
A nice lil roller coaster of suffering for Nick.

 

[800 Chupacabras]

I went to Racket's facebook out of curiosity. This was his last post
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Spoiler: text

Hey, y'all.
Today I crossed over 100,000,000 views on youtube.
I cannot even comprehend getting people to click on a thing with my name attached to it one hundred million times.
I know there are bigger channels and creators on youtube, but this is something that is so overwhelmingly strange to me that I had to share it.
On a completely different note, I'm also the 26th highest superchat earner in the entire world, and the second highest in the United States.
There are 10.3 million youtube channels total, which puts me at the top 0.0003% of the world in that regard. I don't know how to feel about that.
I never expected, in my little life, to excel at anything in this way.
Finally, if you don't know, the creation of my youtube channel was a complete accident. Also, if you haven't been following along, when you see some angry media articles about how the broadcast of USA Trials on social media is really bad, and people earning money off of them harm the process: I invented that. Without a hint of irony, I invented that, and it was an accident.
I have accidentally influenced the entire world, and all I intended to do was tell some jokes on the internet.
Life is weird.

What a load of Ozymandius bullshit: Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Kayla is Nick's same-old same-old, and he knows she won't leave due to financial straits. Kayla is more inertia than loyalty. Toss some chicken tendies, thc gummies, and Star Trek dvds in her cage, and she's relatively content.

I think Nick's hubris and narcissism is what made people speculate her affair was the "worst day of his life."

Nick believes that he is the best thing that ever happened to Kayla. He thinks he's the best thing that's happened to everyone so that doesn't make her special.

He cannot fathom her ever wanting to leave the literal reincarnation of David and Jesus. Especially with her completely wrecked body. Nick even took a felony for her despite it being all her fault for fucking Aaron and sending him nakey pics.

Despite divorce being the most predictable arc, it would absolutely blindside Nick. He cannot fathom it. His reckoning will be when divorce Day comes and Nick learns that Kayla doesn't put any value on his interests. It will destroy his ego when she won't fight over whether the YouTube channel has value as a marital asset. "You can have it" will destroy him.

What Narcissist Nick would consider a divorce win:
"I paid Kayla $1 million in the divorce for the rights to Rekieta Law. Kayla has no skills so I pay her $10k a month in alimony for life. And since all my time is valuable making superchats, I pay her $20k a month to care for our kids and drive them to activities."

What Nick would find a crushing defeat:
"She quitclaimed everything to me. She didn't want a youtube cut or the house. She just wanted me out of her life. I made a charitable contribution because my stuff has value."

 

[AnOminous]

Even if he had survived the calculus class, he would have had to deal with the physics classes. If he survived the physics classes, he would have had to pick up a whole lot of difficult chemistry in order to survive the chemistry washout classes. And even if he had survived all that, he would have needed an incredibly high GPA from all those classes to get into the chemical engineering program.

Good luck for a retard who makes up lies about "107 degree fevers" even to get past the basic shit, much less thermodynamics shit and other shit you'd need to survive even the starting parts of that stuff.

Null intentionally or not, if he got the video footage this week and waiting till next Friday would be peak.
A full week of Rackets stressing and fuming over it dreading its release.

nool never said it's the bodycam footage. Who knows what it is? It's something he felt necessary to send physical minions to retrieve.

Maybe it's not the footage. Maybe it's something else. It's certainly something worthy of retrieving.

Suffah, Balldo. Live in dread of what it is.

Even if it isn't the bodycam footage. . .what exactly is it? You have so many skellies rattling around in your closet. It could be lots of things.

 

[Melty Butter]

The shitposting on the obituary is cringe as fuck.

Well.... fuck GPT and how good AI is. I asked GPT to write an obituary tribute in Rekieta's voice, as a fellow addict.

Spoiler: What Nick could write for CGoody by AI.

"Sometimes, words aren’t enough. Sometimes, they sit heavy in your throat like the pills we told ourselves were the last ones... and weren’t.

I wasn’t sure I could write this, but CGoody deserves the truth. He always did.

CGoody wasn’t just some dude with a nickname and a loud laugh. He was one of us. One of the broken ones. The fighters. The ones who woke up every day with that quiet war raging inside and still put on the face, still told the joke, still gave you his time when it would have been easier to crawl into the dark.

And he lost.

I hate that I have to write that. I hate that the monster won this round. But I can’t lie to you, and CGoody wouldn’t want me to sugarcoat it. This is the part of the story they don’t tell at the funeral. The part where the strong fall. The part where the guy who helped you through your nights couldn’t make it through his own.

I know that place. I’ve been there. I am there most days.

And if there’s one thing I can say about CGoody, it’s that he never judged you for fighting your demons, even when his were chewing him up from the inside. He fought for us when he couldn’t fight for himself. That’s the kind of man he was.

He laughed loud because the silence was dangerous. He loved hard because he knew what loneliness felt like. And he lived fast because slow was where the pain caught up.

And now he’s gone.

But he’s not just a statistic. Not just another headline about another addict who didn’t make it. He was ours. And we remember him not for how he died—but for how he lived.

For every moment he made you feel like you weren’t alone.

For every message in the middle of the night saying, “You got this, brother.”

For every drink he shared not because it was fun—but because it kept the ghosts quiet for a little while longer.

CGoody, I’m mad at you. I’m heartbroken. And I miss you.

But I’m still here. And I’ll keep telling your story, the real story, because maybe some kid out there who feels like we felt will hear it and know they aren’t alone either.

Rest easy, brother. I hope the fight’s over where you are."

I'd like to live in some universe in which Nick had the heart to write this.

 

[Maraschino]

Nick's grandfather was a chemical engineer with a degree from Rice. Which indicates a very smart, academically accomplished and hard working guy. Nick's thinking seemed to be that if a "dummy" like his grandpa could get a degree like that, a super-genius like Nick would have no problem with it. So after getting his Creative writing degree, Nick had a brief interval where he explored becoming a chemical engineer.

Good luck for a retard who makes up lies about "107 degree fevers" even to get past the basic shit, much less thermodynamics shit and other shit you'd need to survive even the starting parts of that stuff.

Knowing that Nick is about as close to a closeted bonafide misogynist as you can get (getting closer to being open about it), having no respect or belief that a woman could be more intelligent than him (especially if/when they disagree with him), here's a fun fact: in the various engineering fields, the percentage of women who graduate with a chemical engineering degree (41%--nice) is second only to biomedical engineering (just over 50%). Popular fields of study like mechanical engineering may have more women total who graduate with degrees in engineering, but the percentage is substantially lower due to it having more men (less than 20% of graduates were female in mechanical engineering).

For what it's worth, I know of only one woman who actually went into studying engineering in college out of high school (the salutatorian), and she went into chemical engineering.

All of that is to say Nick, the smartest man in every room (or at least, someone who believes he is), failed at the starting line and couldn't hack it studying something filled with people who he effectively treats as holes for his non-practicing penis to insert into. What a fucking embarrassment.

 

[AnOminous]

All of that is to say Nick, the smartest man in every room (or at least, someone who believes he is), failed at the starting line and couldn't hack it studying something filled with people who he effectively treats as holes for his non-practicing penis to insert into. What a fucking embarrassment.

Nick isn't the smartest man in any room other than a room he's in alone after all the women left in disgust after he couldn't satisfy them because of his limp dick after begging off sex because he had a "heat allergy."

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

it would look good if he is doing something productive like working.

I wouldn't call what he is currently doing productive or work.

 

[AnOminous]

I wouldn't call what he is currently doing productive or work.

That's kind of the point. Nick would take a helpful suggestion like this and turn it into a reason to act like a complete fucking retard, either spitefully or just out of stupidity.

Literally he could take "maybe you should get a job or do something for money" and he'd be FUCK YOU DAD DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO and then interpret it as "maybe I should do drugs in public for pedotips. I mean that's kind of like a job, right?"

 

[Too Many Catgirls]

I wouldn't call what he is currently doing productive or work.

I can't even tell anymore if Nick's weird spasms and wandering eye are due to ongoing drug use or extreme boredom. He looks like a kid that is trying not to fall asleep in class half of the time.

 

[AnOminous]

I can't even tell anymore if Nick's weird spasms and wandering eye are due to ongoing drug use or extreme boredom. He looks like a kid that is trying not to fall asleep in class half of the time.

He's obviously suffering, though. For some reason, he's still pretending to be a legal streamer, even though he's obviously an incompetent idiot and knows nothing.

He knows everyone watching is either mentally retarded or showering him with hatred and mockery, and sometimes, he knows he's too dumb to tell when people pretending to be complimenting him are actually insulting him.

Imagine the sheer narc rage. But he can't just flip out and go violently insane. He knows they're watching.

You're on probation, dude.

You're on probation for the next five years.

Suffah, Balldo. You have many months of suffering ahead of you, you dumb motherfucker.

 

[Swole McPole]

If anyone reading this is doing it. You're as bad as Nick and Ralph.

But Nick told me it was perfectly legal to piss on CGoody's memorial page.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Yes, my point is that as he is so amazingly bad at what is maths which even a below average 16 year old should be able to grasp, how did he get onto an undergraduate course.
But someone else explained that his parents effectively bribed a school to take him.

Nick washed out of the first decent school he attended after staying in and playing Everquest all day and not attending lectures. His parents then sent him to SWMSU--a much less expensive option--where he ultimately graduated. I do not think they 'bribed' anyone, but they set the bar low enough for him.

Nick has an interview lined up with "a very important person fighting for freedom" that is involved in the Karen Reed case. It's just a matter of when to bring them on.

"Balls or no balls?"

EDIT: It's Randazza.

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The problem is that his streams are shit and he doesn't give the audience that wants to watch trial coverage good trial coverage

If he put effort into it instead of doing whippets and occasionally saying a stock remark he'd be earning decent superchats again, but he just shows that he still mistakenly and narcissistically thinks that people want to see him for him and not the topic he's covering.

Nick has no clout to get guests on the show or build a long-lasting product or brand. He never did. A lot of his guests were brought on by his fans spamming them to ask them on. Nick no longer has that support of his fans who did all the work for his channel so that he could take credit for it.

Nick's fans and guests' work made Nick's channel.

After looking through the information for Nick's school (Southwest Minnesota State), I'm not sure there are any math requirements there. The requirements are just credit hours in certain course levels, the required classes in the particular degree and a GPA greater than or equal to 2.0.

This is rather unusual, but IMO Nick's school is a very low-tier school in the state.

Its also worth noting that the law school he went to has no explicit cut-off for GPA or LSAT scores. Admission seems rather arbitrary and not strictly based on academic performance.

Most colleges have a retard math course that's basically on the level of remedial high school math for English major speds. If you're not a retard, you can and should take an actual math course despite this, but if you're Nick, you're a retard, so I assume he took the tard course.

Do they not force you to take calculus in most schools? I may be belying my own science degree, but I thought that everyone took at least one course of calculus.

I think there was a significant fee even to process the data because its hours of footage from multiple officers. I forget the exact cost.

It was 50 dollars per hour for an outside contracting firm to redact the footage.

oh yeah @Himedall All-seeing Waifu did your program of arching locals run off all the wine aunts.

Incidentally, yes it did. Nick was spiraling, and he played an active role in his own demise as well.

That is pathetic. I'm no mathwiz but I got through it. If I can do it, literally anyone can do it. Maths is my weakest subject.

Nick's grandfather was a chemical engineer with a degree from Rice. Which indicates a very smart, academically accomplished and hard working guy. Nick's thinking seemed to be that if a "dummy" like his grandpa could get a degree like that, a super-genius like Nick would have no problem with it. So after getting his Creative writing degree, Nick had a brief interval where he explored becoming a chemical engineer.

So I think he went down to the University of Minnesota (twin cities) and took some math classes required for entry into the program. I can't speak to what it is like today at the school, but historically he would have been put into a serious calculus class mostly for science and engineering majors. The class would have been designed to the first "gate" at which to discourage and wash out a whole lot of people. And it probably did that to Nick.

Chemical Engineering is a highly selective and very competitive program at the school. It can also be very difficult even for people with good math/chemistry backgrounds coming in directly from high school. For a guy like Nick four years or more out of high school with probably sub-par high school grades getting into that program was going to be just about impossible.

Even if he had survived the calculus class, he would have had to deal with the physics classes. If he survived the physics classes, he would have had to pick up a whole lot of difficult chemistry in order to survive the chemistry washout classes. And even if he had survived all that, he would have needed an incredibly high GPA from all those classes to get into the chemical engineering program as a transfer student at his age.

Fuck organic chemistry, but anyone can grind through some basic maths like calculus.

Nick never really tried at anything in life, and he was left as a middle-aged man who never accomplished anything.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Unrelated to this stream, this seemed interesting when I was counting his tweets:

Will Drex be there?

Aw, he's hoping maybe he'll finally get the attention he never got in high school!

I went to Racket's facebook out of curiosity. This was his last post
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Hey, y'all.
Today I crossed over 100,000,000 views on youtube.
I cannot even comprehend getting people to click on a thing with my name attached to it one hundred million times.
I know there are bigger channels and creators on youtube, but this is something that is so overwhelmingly strange to me that I had to share it.
On a completely different note, I'm also the 26th highest superchat earner in the entire world, and the second highest in the United States.
There are 10.3 million youtube channels total, which puts me at the top 0.0003% of the world in that regard. I don't know how to feel about that.
I never expected, in my little life, to excel at anything in this way.
Finally, if you don't know, the creation of my youtube channel was a complete accident. Also, if you haven't been following along, when you see some angry media articles about how the broadcast of USA Trials on social media is really bad, and people earning money off of them harm the process: I invented that. Without a hint of irony, I invented that, and it was an accident.
I have accidentally influenced the entire world, and all I intended to do was tell some jokes on the internet.
Life is weird.

For a supposed English (-ish) major, he has no idea what hubris is.

Or dramatic irony. Link relevant. This one, too.

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

All of that is to say Nick, the smartest man in every room (or at least, someone who believes he is), failed at the starting line and couldn't hack it studying something filled with people who he effectively treats as holes for his non-practicing penis to insert into. What a fucking embarrassment.

He's a former lolyer who doesn't know the Sacco & Vanzetti case. What can he hack?

 

[not william stenchever]

I wouldn't call what he is currently doing productive or work.

He's obviously suffering, though.

Nick is sacrificing his TIME and his EFFORT enduring these HARDSHIPS so that the corn might grow. Ethan Ralph isn't cutting it anymore and if we want the children to be able to eat we must respect how he burns down his entire life and every relationship he has, even those relationships he has with those very children.