💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Captain Manning]

It's been done:

Damn, and you made that post in December of 2022 too. I'm impressed.

Still, wouldn't you say he's even closer to Lowtax now than he was then? Or do we need the divorce?

 

[Vibralldo]

Didn’t Null raise 6k or more in a crowd funder to pay Minnesota cops to release the tapes / bribe April to sign them over, but now the court case is over they should be released for free?

Plus piggie will then owe him 5k.

That’s a decent return on investment.

No way he collects but it'd be a funny recurring gag to annoy ralph with

 

[Lurking9e9]

Didn’t Null raise 6k or more in a crowd funder to pay Minnesota cops to release the tapes / bribe April to sign them over, but now the court case is over they should be released for free?

I think that was the fees to the clerk to censor every recording.

 

[Strix454]

No way he collects but it'd be a funny recurring gag to annoy ralph with

I could imagine null having a claim on Ralph's estate. He might be able to get that prime swampland on Ralph Road or maybe Ronnie's hammer.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Didn’t Null raise 6k or more in a crowd funder to pay Minnesota cops to release the tapes / bribe April to sign them over, but now the court case is over they should be released for free?
Plus piggie will then owe him 5k.
That’s a decent return on investment.

I think there was a significant fee even to process the data because its hours of footage from multiple officers. I forget the exact cost.

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

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Here's another one that gets overlooked.

 

[Vibralldo]

Here's another one that gets overlooked.
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Side note but I hate that faggy little "chief of tomfoolery" tagline he has

I hate how he tries to make his degenerate swinging drug addict lifestyle that's caused harm to his kids cutesy and whimsical. "We're just silly people goofing around a bit by swapping partners and snorting coke with our daughter! Just some wacky fun!"

 

[AnOminous]

Yes, the money Nick spent was amazingly almost worth it. It was much closer than it should have been. Randazza is a very competent lawyer considering he almost won with that fact pattern and the law.

I still don't think it was worth it, since even if he won on the choice-of-law argument, Monty's suit isn't a SLAPP under any definition. It would definitely have been worth it for Randazza, though, because he would not only have way more than used BMW money from Nick but a feather in his cap for winning an unwinnable argument.

 

[CoomerTine]

He’s starting to get restless

Go crack open a whippet buddy you deserve it

 

[RotPockets]

Nick just told Randazza he's never heard of the Sacco and Vanzetti case lmao

edit:

Nick, visibly uncomfortable, as Randazza monologues about how much he loves the police
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Life of the children of Balldo Bunker.

Unlimited Transportation Works

 

[JamFlowMan]

Life of the children of Balldo Bunker.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=I8LFZydzQW4

To unlock his drug safe do you have to manipulate the temperature of the balldo to trip the three locks?

 

[RotPockets]

It's been done:


Honestly, Nick looked as happy as a nearly dead lowtax in the older pic. He looks like he's still pining for Aaron's fjords in today's sad burrito.
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Here's another one that gets overlooked.
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[Particle Bored]

There is no way in fuck Nick is in the top 5% of superchat earners anymore.

And nobody gives a shit who is #1 with pedotips.


I can relate. Thanks to Nick, I now LOVE the motherfucking police.

I love our cops, our law enforcement.
I love when the arrest child abusers, that's important.

Suffer Sean! Suffer John Bryan! Nick has forced me to do this! Look what he made me do!

Once the bodycam is out, I hope we get an AI Nick singing "We love our cops" music video. ("We love our military" should be changed to "we love our local clergy")

(Let's see if we can pad the KC intro out to an hour)

 

[AnOminous]

I really think he is being forced to stream for probation and that he hates it so much that he wants a Youtube ban so he doesn't have to do it anymore. Like Lester in American Beauty, he really wants to go work in fast food.

I don't think we know if it's an explicit written term of his probation but it could be that his lawyer, his PO, or both told him if he wants that jail time deferred it would look good if he is doing something productive like working. If the PO said something like that, Nick is insanely dumb to be acting the way he is and breaking the law while live on air.

I mean that was already retarded and helped him get his house raided, his kids taken away, and criminally prosecuted, but it's even more insanely dumb if he's citing his streaming as "work" and then obviously being fucked up and literally leaving to do drugs 33+ times, coming back obviously fucked up. . .literally EXACTLY what he did right before he got raided.

 

[Captain Manning]

I still don't think it was worth it, since even if he won on the choice-of-law argument, Monty's suit isn't a SLAPP under any definition. It would definitely have been worth it for Randazza, though, because he would not only have way more than used BMW money from Nick but a feather in his cap for winning an unwinnable argument.

Nick should have just retracted and apologized. Or, better yet, not said what he said in the first place.

Let's be real here. He pushed this shit way farther than Metokur ever did. Which is why Nick became the target, and not Jim. Monty's main thing is the pedophilia claim. I don't think he really cares about being poked fun of in general. He doesn't seem that humorless.

Intesteringly enough, just the other day, I was going over some old Metokur stuff, and I rediscovered this in Jim's thread from 2019 (around the time he got doxed):

The problem is again the pedophile shit. If Jim avoids calling him a pedophile, something I would advise because Montagraph's boomer hate group have yet to show me anything that'd make me believe he is one, then I'd not expect to see a lawsuit. What to expect outside of that I don't know.

Mind you, that was written in 2019! Long before Monty's suit against Nick.

Reading that, you get a sense Null foresaw this, in a way. He just didn't yet know that Nick Rekieta... who was supposedly a lawyer... would be the one that would be dumb enough to push things too far and give Monty a solid defamation claim.

But as for Randazza, he ain't complaining. He gets paid either way.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Here's another one that gets overlooked.
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Nice one! Added:

Damn, and you made that post in December of 2022 too. I'm impressed.

Still, wouldn't you say he's even closer to Lowtax now than he was then? Or do we need the divorce?

Nick showed a lot of the same issues lowtax did, even in 2021. Both narcissists, both hit it big with one idea and could never really recreate it. But they're on different paths - Nick doesn't have a "muh spine"- instead it's "muh keedz". Although lowtax definitely resented his children as well. Lowtax left at least one daughter with schmorky; Nick left kids with Drexel and gave cocaine to one. I'm not aware that Nick's had a troon shit on a glass coffee table... yet. But we don't know what happened Nashville Playboy Airbnb! I'm also not aware lowtax gave his kids drugs. Lowtax's first wife had enough of a spine to divorce him; the second the spine to leave him and start divorce proceedings. Mommy had lowtax's back up until the end. Nick's mommy subsidizes his hedonistic life.

Lowtax was outwardly shitty to people; Nick only does that to those who betray them. (He's probably much more manipulative than lowtax was, especially to those he "cares" about.)

Closer? Sure, but different.

That said, I think lowtax hit the end of the road and that gave him the justification for his shitty end. Nick, he seems to have the eternal money pipe from mom.

 

[AltisticRight]

A live streamer who may have had his wifes' boyfriend feed his children cocaine laced Spaghetti-O's is live streaming, and eating a burrito in the gayest way possible.

Lmao
>Wifes'

Imagine being such a butthurt faggot you get thread-banned for constantly street shitting with your gay ESL word-games and making backseat moderating seethe posts decrying everything as apparently "not being important enough". Oh you cannot do that anymore because after being warned twice you got thread-banned, now you go to the features thread to shit that up instead with something that is literally not feature worthy. (He ate a burrito yesterday and the day before and last week. Each time gayly.)

Imagine being in a paraosocial ween relationship with a boring gambling addict where you attend IRL hearings and actually take a goofy fun lolcow voting poll so seriously, you astroturf a one sided sperg war that has been going on for nearly 2 years. One can argue the parasocial relationship is one sided too. The bossman has standards, I doubt an ESL fuckwit who debates the intricacies of mullato hapas will get any time with the one and only bossman.

Mind you, this isn't even the only thread this particular user bitches about. He's ESL seethed in Ethan Ralph threads and I heard at one point they tried to spam other livechats but got upset because someone did the same thing last week to theirs. How sad. Maybe the admins should make him the dedicated features thread janitor so he can mop up anything he deems unimportant.

It's all so tiring and pathetic. I don't want a three-peat but unless Austin becomes Austina, he's just not going to win. Get over yourself. I'm waiting for Destiny or Hasanabi to go up in flames.

 

[Null]

nick looks like an anaconda eating a guinea pig

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Nick, as expected, is putting his best foot forward for Randazza and refraining from his usual 12 nitrous breaks per hour. He really wants Marc’s approval and respect, to the point where I suspect he felt giving Randazza the Monty case would make him regard Nick as a peer or equal. If so he was sorely mistaken.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick should have just retracted and apologized. Or, better yet, not said what he said in the first place.

All he had to do at the outset after saying that dumb defamatory shit was say "Wow I was really hammered and that was a joke that went too far. Sorry dude, didn't mean that as a factual accusation."

Monty has shown himself to be pretty reasonable, instead of being the giant lolcow his ayylawgs want to try to make him. It would have ended right there.

But this is Lord Balldo we're talking about.

Mommy had lowtax's back up until the end. Nick's mommy subsidizes his hedonistic life.

Easily the scummiest thing Kyanka did was not even having the decency to wait for his mom to die before killing himself. What a piece of shit.

Mind you, that was written in 2019! Long before Monty's suit against Nick.

Null has been entirely consistent in his loathing of baseless allegations of pedophilia.