🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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I can't unfortunately quote a quote but I wanted to respond to 2 sentences in particular
I had sixty minutes to stripdown, shower, redress, primp and high-tail it back to the school.This might have been a challenge for an everyday child insecondary school, but not for one Anna O’Brien.
I'm sorry, but is she literally retarded? Assuming a typical 15 minute commute from home to school that still leaves her with a solid half-hour to shower and dry that sad hair. Is she expecting us to clap?
 
I'm not trying to bat for Anna or the possibility of her being autistic here, but I would argue that the majority of her existence has been her struggling to be an adult.
That’s fair but I mostly meant the people all over social media claiming self diagnosis and getting pissed off when the fifth mental health professional tells them they don’t have autism.
 
She really is the victim in every God damn thing, isn't she?

The popular girl story makes me want to vomit as it hit too close to home. Having been one of those "popular girls" in highschool my self, what Anna and the idolizing rejects from my own experiences failed to understand is that they were all yes pathetic but really.... downright users. People like her don't give a shit about the person they're trauma dumping on and trying to steal a moment of time from. They don't want to be the popular girls friend, know about her interests or care about any problems that she has. What they want is the title, attention and power they think the person has for themselves and they will do anything they can to place themselves in that person's orbit just to have a taste of it.

Ofc Anna fails to realize that the only garbage person in this story (& every other story of victimhood in her life) is her. First she wanted to use the popular girl as a catapult to a better life without any consideration for the girl herself (not her boundaries, not to build an authentic friendship with - only to use her) and then has the audacity to call her a garbage person years later in adulthood because the girl reached out to a real friend to discuss the smelly, fat, weird, obsessive, creepy girl who she never talked to before trauma dumping + worshipping her through a random letter she leaves in her locker.

I know Anna is tone deaf and has textbook narcissism, but JFC this passage and book shows she's truly scary mental and always has been. She's lucky all this girl did was confide in a friend and laugh it off because even as a nice popular girl who got a long with everyone, I would've reported her note to admin and likely told the whole school because this shit would've weirded me out so bad I'd want others to know for my own safety ffs. To share this and her other stories as if they're normal and relatable is mind boggling, but to haphazardly package it all together as "inspirational/self-help" has got to be a special type of socially unaware, emotionally retarded comedy. Anna never grows and certainly can't help, let alone truly love herself.
 
Being awkward is not autism. Anna is a thoughtless, self-absorbed jerk who fails to take into consideration how she imposes on others.

Ashley was probably forced by her parents to be nice to Anna, and didn't want to be Barbie-besties in college. She didn't owe Anna an explanation; she was a freshman in college.

Amanda was a high school girl. This wasn't The Breakfast Club, she wasn't going to reveal Anna's hidden beauty at the end of Saturday school.

Adult Anna should have the maturity and hindsight to reflect that she made some poor choices as kid. I'd say most of us committed some kind of act that our adult selves recognize as cringe. Not her. That would wreck her "I'm a victim but I'm extra brave and successful" narrative.

I doubt if either of them ever think of Anna except as a funny anecdote from childhood.
 
OMFG, that excerpt about her at the startup not showering and wearing filthy clothing while living in a pig sty brought forth so much repressed rage.

So fun fact, when one is in the military, 50 hour weeks are nice, calm weeks, especially when on deployment when one is in Engineering Department (on conventional ships) or Reactor Department (on nuclear powered ships or boats). Those are your weeks of very light loading, where you are just standing your watches, doing mandatory training, getting maintenance done, generating your paperwork, performing all of your admin, and taking care of qualifications (if you're in a leadership position, ensure you add another 20 hours a week to take care of your personnel).

And guess what? We still manage to fucking shower. Do self care. Many of my Sailors and myself were capable of fitting in gym time and nice showers. Of making our racks and ensuring everything was inspection-ready. Of doing our fucking laundry. Of socializing with our friends. Getting meals on the mess decks, playing cards with the boys, going to ice cream socials, watching movies on ship TV, writing letters to loved ones, reading books, doing what internet surfing one could on our shitty connection underway, etc.

aka: The vast majority of Sailors work far more than 50 hours a week during deployments (and in Reactor Department with our coveted 4 section duty in port on most ships (3 on submarines), about 50 hours a week in port), and aren't fucking degenerate slobs on the verge of mental breakdowns.

Anna would've been like the one sailor that I unfortunately had flashbacks to - he was on USS FirstShip, and he was a filthy fuck. This was the kid that was JUST LIKE ANNA. Didn't do his laundry. Didn't take regular showers. Did his work, but didn't socialize with anyone.

One of my friends stole his laundry and washed it in a mop bucket while on watch because she couldn't stand his stench (they were on the same watch team together).

His Chief put him on monitored showers - yes, he had a 'shower buddy' who was tasked to watch him shower and ensure he properly used soap.

He had daily rack inspections to ensure he was actually putting fresh sheets on his bed and keeping things squared away.

He not only made life miserable for himself for the one deployment he was on, he made it miserable for everyone stuck in his vicinity.

He's also the ONLY Sailor I've ever seen legitimately processed for 'Failure to Adapt' and kicked the fuck out of the Navy. Basically, leadership said 'we don't trust this guy to operate nuclear reactors if he can't even take a fucking shower' and did not recommend him for promotion/retention on three consecutive evaluations, which forced NAVSEA and NRs hands and resulted in him being Admin Sep'd.

Anna would've been that Sailor if she wasn't such a fat undisciplined fuck.

She would've been the smelly shithead that earned the ire of everyone in her division and got thrown out of the damned military.

TL;DR: Anna is as gross as one of the most gross fuckers I ever met when enlisted. I pity her ex-coworkers having to put up with her funk, even if it was simply in passing as she breezed by in her noxious fume cloud of stank on her way from her car to her office. Yuck.
 
The book reads like an early draft, there was clearly no professional editing involved. The lack of page numbers also caused me to raise my eyebrows.

This book isn’t self published, it’s published by Mango Publishing. Traditionally publishers provide an editor, they clearly didn’t, at least not a real one. They specialize in influencer books with some people online saying they are sketchy with others saying they are legit. It seems to me that in 2018 they were more concerned about making quick money off of people with followers than putting out a quality product, but maybe they have changed since then.
 
Please don't take this the wrong way--nothing against you--but I am SICK. TO. FUCKING. DEATH.

of the aUtIsM being pushed/suggested everywhere. It's the !!!!!!ALL NEW!!!!!!! ADHD. We need to knock this off YESTERDAY. I used to teach high school SPED, both in self contained and mainstreamed kids. I am a case manager. I work with all kinds of people including cognitively and developmentally challenged.

Sometimes a pipe is just a pipe. Or, in Anna's case, she's just a piece of shit person and nothing more. Please do not give miss medical misinformation another COVETED excuse.
Chronically online adults can go to one of several entirely online diagnosis mills, which will give you an autism diagnosis for under $1000 without insurance. You can buy an autism diagnosis for $950 from this website or it's even cheaper with insurance.

Anna probably reads here unless she was referring to Reddit, and her next journey is going to be about how autism has caused her 500lb of unburnable fat or she's going to do a full munchie arc and obtain as many diagnoses as possible.
 

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Yes, go to your local arcade and proceed to break all of the riding games by overloading their weight capacity by 500 pounds. I'm SHOCKED that motorcycle didn't break off the mount with Anna manhandling it like that.
That motorcycle is attached to a video game, it's not unreasonable for an adult to want to use it. I'm sure plenty of fatass dads put it to the test all the time. But that little carousel and pony ride are meant for literal preschoolers. I can't believe this self-centered pig. Speechless. 🎩

Is the slightly less obese woman Tracie? (EDIT: Tracie commented on the post, it's not her in the arcade.) You'd think that as a mother she'd understand that four-year-olds might someday like to use these toys that are intended for four-year-olds.
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She looks like the old crone in the classic optical illusion.
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A non-"you go girl!" comment slipped through the sanitizers:
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I think it's Tracey doing what the kids call a "glow up" post divorce. Kids are pawned off on dad for the week. She got a fun new mid length cut and color, lost 10lbs, and gets to hang with her benefactor Anna.
 
Gorl, you're a lah. We all saw you struggle when you were in much better shape in Utah on a mom and kid trail and almost die until you reached your mountain dew stash in the car. Now you're doing boulder scrambles and walking 4 miles? Come on.
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Four miles is a such a boldface lie. I don’t understand why she insists on telling us she walks or hikes impossible distances. Could there possible be someone who thinks that is the truth? A four mile hike would put Anna in the hospital, or at least out of commission for a whole week. It’s not even slightly plausible.
Any sleuths interested in geo-locating her photo and giving us the trail’s dimensions and altitude?
 
Four miles is a such a boldface lie. I don’t understand why she insists on telling us she walks or hikes impossible distances. Could there possible be someone who thinks that is the truth? A four mile hike would put Anna in the hospital, or at least out of commission for a whole week. It’s not even slightly plausible.
Any sleuths interested in geo-locating her photo and giving us the trail’s dimensions and altitude?
Pace Bend Park maybe? About an hour from Austin. It has those distinct cliffs bordering Lake Austin.
 
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