💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[BaddestSeagull]

We all know Nick is bad at sex, as proven by April being so dry that even Nick’s little worm made her bleed all over the sheets.

I think this is one of my favorite stories from this whole thing. Not only Nick is terrible at sex - he's also so retarded and inexperienced that April easily convinced him that making her bleed means that sex was amazing. It has to be one of the most pathetic things I've heard in a good while and I'm not sure I would have believed it if it wasn't for Nick boasting about it publicly. This guy is so stupid.

As a woman I have zero sympathy for Kayla, but no wonder she's a pilled out husk who thought Aaron Imholte was her prince charming (no offense Aaron). I bet she thought she was in love with Jamaican bulls too, I don't even want to imagine how awful her sex life has been with Nick.

And by the way April lying to Nick about bleeding being a good thing to boost his ego (because this retard is that simple) makes me very sure that she also lied about Aaron eating Nick's cum, knowing this is exactly the kind of story Nick wanted to hear.

 

[CircuSphere]

God imagine if this man choose any other vice but alcohol. He could be sky high on dab, half asleep watching trial footage while 4 other lawyers do all the commentary, fawn over him and buy him new Mustangs to crash.

Instead he grinds his way to the top of the mountain, only to down a quart of whiskey and ski jump off the side into a mountain of blow, because the inhibition centers of his brain are fucking atrophied. It's fun to check out on a Saturday afternoon BBQ or to slam a couple back while working on some front wheel drive piece of shit built for tiny Asian hands... but how anyone gets up in the morning the next day and starts over again and again is beyond me.

You earned that hang over, the second you try to cheat your way out of it with another drink you are a fuckin alchy. Chug some Gatoraid, take the Tylenol and then suffer on the couch all morning, least you wind up like this fuck.

 

[Captain Manning]

He looks like he should be lined up next to Jimmy Saville. That was a guy who had fun, right?

"It was good while it lasted."



VERY unfortunate. I hear it was vandalized multiple times, and they eventually ended up removing it. Lol.

In smoke-filled country pubs, they tell tales of a mysterious multi-eyed waifu peeing on it in the dead of night, but nobody knows for sure...

I wonder what Nick's tombstone would say?

"Sean is fat."
"Stephen Hawking can't walk."
"Aaron ate my goo."
"Joooooooooohn!"
"Null is a gayboy."
"At least I can remember what I ordered at Denny's."

 

[Molag Bal]

Not only Nick is terrible at sex - he's also so retarded and inexperienced that April easily convinced him that making her bleed means that sex was amazing.

Well if it isn't the sex, there has to be something else about him that's extremely desirable to women. Let's gloss over the fact that two women were willing to share him and one of them left her husband just to be his sidepiece, Kayla stood by him for what? 20 years? And she stood by him so much, she still does even after he got a side hoe AND got her in legal trouble.

Remember that we live in the age where the average wife's thought process is
>Hmm, I'm looking at the spreadsheet of my current husband's monthly income and see his career just peaked. If I want to maximize my alimony payout I need to snapshot divorce him NOW before his income drops.
Women go into marriages, making divorce plans on the day of their wedding, and here comes Nick, whose marriage, if only as a farce, is still intact after decades and more importantly, long past his career's peak. A woman doesn't stay by a man in this day and age for this long and through all this shit, unless there is something EXTREMELY COMPELLING that's keeping her. She can get her own drugs, so it's not the drugs. The window for optimal divorce payout has passed, so it's not the money either.
>what about the kids
Do you have any idea how many single mothers there are who no-fault-divorced their husbands because they felt like it, no abuse or adultery needed? No, it's not the kids.

 

[Bill's Due]

Terry A. Davis was unironically loved and appreciated by the Farms. With nobody wishing him ill will. He was a Schizocow. Nick is no Terry A. Davis.

Great way to put it. Terry was ill, but he didn't cause harm upon other people, mostly upon himself (unfortunately). I'm sure his relationship with his parents weren't great, but find me a schizo with good parental relationships and I'll find you a feminist who isn't mentally ill.

Nick... well, him and his prostitute wife has hurt his kids and betrayed the trust of his viewers. He's gotten so bad the entire "lawtube" community has turned their back on him, some of whom made some dumb mistakes themselves.

Terry was a genius shackled by his mental illness, Nick is your average lolcow who's failed to follow his own damn advice.

 

[Not Even Twice]

Well if it isn't the sex, there has to be something else about him that's extremely desirable to women. Let's gloss over the fact that two women were willing to share him and one of them left her husband just to be his sidepiece, Kayla stood by him for what? 20 years? And she stood by him so much, she still does even after he got a side hoe AND got her in legal trouble.

Kayla has 5 kids with him, that's a lot of motivation to stick around. Plus at this point she probably thinks she'd end up alone if she left him.
April is just a gold digger who jumps to the next step up the influence/money ladder.

 

[Owlbear]

Prison -> troonout -> death

This is all Nick has left for him. If he keeps doing NO2, he might skip prison and his troon arc, though.

 

[AnOminous]

On the other hand, it is a little WEIRD and not funny, how he constantly talks about little kids penises and assholes.

It definitely is weird, and not funny at all, but extremely weird that out of nowhere, he would make that bizarre response about children's anuses by candlelight to Meme Copium.

I mean what the fuck man, how did this bizarre shit about children's anuses suddenly come out of Nick's extremely homosexual mouth?

Who would even SAY this diseased, weird, pedo shit just out of nowhere?

I mean I'm not saying Nick's a pedophile, I'm just asking a simple question of why would someone who isn't a pedophile even say shit like this?

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

Terry was a genius shackled by his mental illness, Nick is your average lolcow who's failed to follow his own damn advice.

Terry was touched by God.
Nick let others touch his wife.
They are not alike.

 

[Not Even Twice]

It definitely is weird, and not funny at all, but extremely weird that out of nowhere, he would make that bizarre response about children's anuses by candlelight to Meme Copium.

I mean what the fuck man, how did this bizarre shit about children's anuses suddenly come out of Nick's extremely homosexual mouth?

Who would even SAY this diseased, weird, pedo shit just out of nowhere?

I mean I'm not saying Nick's a pedophile, I'm just asking a simple question of why would someone who isn't a pedophile even say shit like this?

Not the first time he's "joked" about a child's anus either. Didn't he make some disgusting comment about a girl at a hospital? Even his loyal horse Megan Fox seemed to find that a step too far.

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

That's just, like, my opinion, man. I'm not saying it's true. I'm just saying Nick LOOKS like a child molester, and for some reason, everyone he associates with, like Diddler Dax, Pedomelt, Vito the Pedo, for some reason, they're all pedophiles.

In his defense out of all his friends he looks the least like a kid diddler

I wonder what Nick's tombstone would say?

5k locals gift coming soon.

 

[Bill's Due]

In his defense out of all his friends he looks the least like a kid diddler

True, there was a time he tolerated Dick Masterson, and now he hangs out with Vito the Pedo.

 

[30+GameOvers]

He's suffering such narcissistic injury from being caught yelling at his kid the other day that today he had her fetch him sandwich ingredients and he made her a sandwich LIVE ON AIR for everyone to see to prove that he really does feed his kids if you wanna know the truth about it. He even pulled her all the way into the frame to give her a loving smooch, I think to sell the idea that he meant to kill his camera and didn't realize he was visible.

Astounding. And nakedly transparent. But this nigger is so used to neglecting his keedz that he didn't even realize that she hadn't changed clothes. It's SO NORMAL for his kids to run around smelly and unwashed in the same clothes for days on end that it didn't even occur to him that it would be a bad look.

We're officially at the "Using my kids as proxies to own the a-logs" part of the show. Looks like people who said that Nick is turning into the gunt were completely right.
IT ALL RETURNS TO GUNT

The fact that Nick continues to bring his daughter (the one he fed cocaine) onto his stream despite knowing what he’s subjecting her to? Really, that says it all.

He knows how it makes her feel, and he knows how it makes the alogs feel, and he probably jerks off to this powerplay until 4am during the off-air hours.

 

[Captain Manning]

Well, Barnes was partially right, for once...

They did just pick an American.

Just not the particular one he wanted.

https://archive.is/ZqziZ

Also, *gag*.

Not the first time he's "joked" about a child's anus either. Didn't he make some disgusting comment about a girl at a hospital? Even his loyal horse Megan Fox seemed to find that a step too far.

"Maybe she's a diaper fetishist Megan, did you think of that?" - Nick Rekieta

 

[Vibralldo]

Logatto vs Rekieta Stand Up challenge. Whoever wins, the audience loses.

A-Log: "Any of you heard about a guy named Christian Weston Chandler?"

Nick: "What an awful set, he's talking about someone the audience has never heard of! Anyways, any of you heard about a guy named Aaron Imholte?"

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I don’t think Nick paid that low of an amount to his lawyer. Nick only buys the most expensive overpriced thing he can get to announce he’s rich. It was $800,000

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick, unshackled by the LawTube grift for the weekend, is RELENTLESSLY tweeting about Aaron's faults and foibles.

I hope his winemom audience is watching and feel disgusted. Nick will get his (what he perceives to be) revenge this week for the legendary Kino Casino /w Aaron interview. We will witness Nick at his maximal vengefulness.

Remember to Archive! (that goes for me too, I forget, yell at me if I don't)

 

[Oxyjen]

The nanny was disgusted by the lifestyle, she was a sweetheart and our arrangement creeped her out. Nick thought nobody knew, everyone could tell.

You gotta give us some more deets bro.

What were her actual tasks, was she really doing all the cleaning, washing, shopping and driving of keedz?

What was the straw that broke the camel’s back? Did she give any notice?

What was the immediate fallout from her leaving, if you were around for that?

Why is Nick suddenly deciding to hint at (no doubt made up) stories about her?

 

[PhoBingas]

IT ALL RETURNS TO GUNT

@All becomes gunt right again!

 

[AnOminous]

Terry was touched by God.
Nick let others touch his wife.
They are not alike.

Terry was never a cuck. If he saw a nigger in the wild, he would address him "hey nigger" and he would do that in reality. Not online. He'd just openly call a nigger a nigger.

Terry was a man.

Nick is a cuck.