💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Boingboingboingboi]

The featured clip isn't nearly as bizarre and damning as the one from a few days back. guy is clearly zooted on whatever he can get away with. completely unrepentant addict behavior.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9Gpyo7ciFxA
Aaron believes that April is going to Hackamania. I had previously expressed doubts about this because Melton isn't using it to sell tickets, but if it DOES happen, Nick will have hit a new level of dumb.

And Kayla will have hit a new level of doormat.

Rekieta is definitely going to bring her. He probably told mapton to not bring it up.
Nick wants to get high and bang his crack whore while Kayla is doped up with the kids at home.

 

[Stiffy]

Well, Nick is back on his bullshit about not going to Hedonism II again.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=9IUUrWtjrko


Which means Meme might very well be wrong. Likes do not transfer like views. I thought the theory was that YouTube auto-queuing was kicking Burkhart's viewers over to him.

I am still going with the theory of some overly-dedicated Balldoguard buying shit for him. Both views and likes.

Also, when Burkhart signs off, I recommend watching paint dry, instead of Nick. It's better for your sanity.

Wherever this insufferable faggot falls in the Cluster B personality disorder spectrum he clearly has "dissociative amnesia" about some traumatic events that took place at Hedonism II Negril in Jamaica.
Therefore nothing wrong with sending him daily reminders how multiple bbcs pounded his wife at will. I think it triggers him. Friday is going to be epic. Book it!

 

[Jimjam the zimzam]

The featured clip isn't nearly as bizarre and damning as the one from a few days back. guy is clearly zooted on whatever he can get away with. completely unrepentant addict behavior.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wb_Gp-b4gnI

Nick was gonna see his PO, until he got high
He was gonna get off with no time served, but then he got high
Now Nick's going to to jail, and he knows why
Because he got high, because he got high, because he got high

 

[Melty Butter]

Kino Casino has started covering Rekieta.

 

[RodgerDodger]

Can’t wait for the upcoming brain damage arc!

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It's not like Nick has much of a brain to begin with. And it's not like he ever uses it.

 

[AltisticRight]

Because the best interviewers talk about futanari dickgirls and trap anime.

LIES, stalker child! His audience is fortunate enough to know the real story that he was sound asleep at a decent hour, until Lady Rackets suddenly roused him from his slumber at 4AM for a sumptuous chinese meal:

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4AMRamen.mp4

Nevermind that he was timestamped in MAPton's chat just a half-hour earlier and for hours before that. Only he would know the real story because he lived it.

1808 days to go, skelly.
43392 hours.
2603520 minutes.
156211200 seconds.
SUFFER

 

[30+GameOvers]

The featured clip isn't nearly as bizarre and damning as the one from a few days back. guy is clearly zooted on whatever he can get away with. completely unrepentant addict behavior.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=wb_Gp-b4gnI

I'm watching this on the casino and it's surreal. His sober spring larp is even faker than the gunt's and the pig isn't mandated to keep it up by law, he's only doing it to own the alogs
There is no way whippieta isn't seeing a prison cell in a matter of weeks, if that long

 

[Path Wanderer]

LIES, stalker child! His audience is fortunate enough to know the real story that he was sound asleep at a decent hour, until Lady Rackets suddenly roused him from his slumber at 4AM for a sumptuous chinese meal:

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4AMRamen.mp4

Nevermind that he was timestamped in MAPton's chat just a half-hour earlier and for hours before that. Only he would know the real story because he lived it.

“Not THAT tired- Nick Rekieta”

In all seriousness this is the slow creep towards “comedian” Nick, who will defend his genius to the bitter end

Rackets gonna Crackets

 

[Folgers Can]

Nick bounced back on Superchats, earning a blistering $78 dollars!
With eight hours of streaming, that is $9.75 an hour. Only $1.38 under State minimum wage!

Why even live, balldobros? It's never been more Toever:


[A1] [A2]

Saying "the line" can get a bit repetitive day in and day out, so it might be time for him to just go get the next tat and save some time.

Let's show a little empathy and understanding. Perhaps one day in the distant future some genius might invent a device to wake you up. They could call it the alarm clock and I'm sure it would be popular.

Shhh nobody tell him about such devices, he still has a 7:00 A.M. Vegas flight tomorrow to also be late for...

 

[MegaMax]

Nick was gonna see his PO, until he got high
He was gonna get off with no time served, but then he got high
Now Nick's going to to jail, and he knows why
Because he got high, because he got high, because he got high

So what's the over under of when and how soon his PO will be doing a "SUPRISE" drug testing while he is streaming and he gets cuffed do to the Galaxy Gas canisters in his house. I would say 70% chance within two weeks as the local authority does not like Nick but they may just wish to wash their hands of him outside of making him finish parole with clean piss tests. Nobody wants anymore "Let me explain why you are wrong, dumb and fat" speech from him.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

My theory is he finds a way in Vegas to off himself, if he gets snaked enough. I'm sure some people will be bringing guns

There’s an outing to go shooting on the official run of show. Those MAPs have the chance to do the funniest thing.

 

[Captain Manning]

Why even live, balldobros? It's never been more Toever:


[A1] [A2]

While this is all funny and everything, I just wanna point out that he's gonna claim that he's beating Aaron due to Supertips.

Though I personally find that claim rather dubious. It might be true, but is also might be true he's been donating to himself in lot of cases.

I guess you could say that he's definately losing on the metric that's more objectively measured though.

 

[dustnight]

While this is all funny and everything, I just wanna point out that he's gonna claim that he's beating Aaron due to Supertips.

Though I personally find that claim rather dubious. It might be true, but is also might be true he's been donating to himself in lot of cases.

I guess you could say that he's definately losing on the metric that's more objectively measured though.

Nick will forever be 'winning' until his parents die and he inherits half the fortune for all of 5 years and has to move into a shack in Jamaica.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Aaron believes that April is going to Hackamania. I had previously expressed doubts about this because Melton isn't using it to sell tickets, but if it DOES happen, Nick will have hit a new level of dumb.

And Kayla will have hit a new level of doormat.

Yeah I already thought that. The recent tweet which says he's spending time with Kayla because he's going to Vegas soon implies she won't be going. He definitely implied the opposite before.


(Archive)

Supertip of the Day: Nick was not amused.

Pro tip: This is a bad idea. "Anonymous" donations through SuperTips = Patrick Melton and Nick Rekieta get your payment details including personal information. And Nick Rekieta has already proven himself willing to betray the confidences of his former supporters, including names and other personal information. The top prize for making Nick the most pissed off with a troll SuperTip is likely to be having one's information blasted out on Xitter by Rekieta.

You mean he considered trying to make his marriage work? LOL NERD!

He claims he "left" the polycule. Most people not in a bisexual drug-fueled polycule would conclude that, when a man's wife left him a week or two beforehand, then refused to take him back even after he penned a letter begging her to and self-flagellated publicly about being a narcissist, a more accurate description for what happened is "she left".

He can't claim that he "left" for the benefit of his kids when he was begging Nick's live-in coke whore to take him back as his wife again. Did he intend to let her keep doing coke in the house?

Aaron insists that the letter he describes below was before he "left" the polycule. But it sounds to me more like she "left" and refused to take him back.



I have no experience with bisexual polycules fueled by drugs though so perhaps that lack of context is coloring my opinion!

 

[StannisTheMannis]

But it sounds to me more like she "left" and refused to take him back.

"Cucked by Cocaine, the Aaron Imholte story"

 

[alan thicke]

Rosie Ralph legal level of cocaine in system: 0.00

True; but Ralph blew marijuana in his daughters face. they’re both pieces of shit

Why even live, balldobros? It's never been more Toever

Those weekly totals are both garbage. These are adult men with families. We know nick has a trust fund and rich parents who keep him afloat, what the fuck is Aaron doing?

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

Not saying that he should be wearing sackcloth and ashes and lamenting his mistakes like a wailing flagellant.

That would actually be rather hilarious.

With Depp completely forgotten on the public consciousness and the universal panning of Joker 2, is the cat his most valuable piece?

Is the cat a scottish fold? If so, why that particular type of cat? Is there some story I don't know behind it?

If he really is doing nitrous, then he's already dead. That shit is literally killing his brain cells to get high for 10 seconds. You don't come back from that. He'll be a blithering drooling mess barely able to feed himself. Even more so than he already is.

If he wants to do nitrous, and not kill brain cells, he needs a proper setup for NO2 and O2 tanks to get the mixture correct. They really aren't that expensive. You can order them from China (as anyone else will ask for proof of purchasing clearance [Yes, there are certain medical things you can't legally buy in the US without actually having the necessary authorization to do so.]). That way he can get high for as long as he wants with NO2 without risking sudden death.

The one semi-honest thing Nick has said about practicing is that he hates it bc the stakes are high, so if you screw up, your client is harmed. He left out saying his greater concern, which is, "...and these professional responsibility prudes can actually hold you accountable."

That is just pathetic. This is literally true of all the big boy professions in the world. Attorney, Physician, Engineer, LEO, Soldier, etc... You fuck up, you can hurt people, and possibly even kill them. That's why everyone who does these jobs puts on their big boy pants and busts their ass, to make sure they are so well prepared that they are unlikely to fuck up. However, you also have to accept that you are not perfect and someone may get hurt or die. It happens. We are all human. If you can't handle it, go be a greeter at Walmart, and leave it to the people that can.

He really should have thought about all this before going to law school...

I guess this shouldn't surprise me. Nick never wanted to put on his big boy pants and be a big boy, which is evidence by how he took care (or didn't take care, for that matter) of his own children. He is just a grade A loser through and through.

 

[AnOminous]

A kid comes in and asks for food; Nick just says "NO" and continues streaming.

This is what an absolute nigger Nick is. Just completely worthless in every possible way. There is nothing human about this pathetic goddamn worm. He should just be shot at dawn.

 

[Dustland]

Nick is 100% doing whippets. Nitrous has a higher density than air which slows down the speed of sound and the vibrations of your vocal cords leading to a deeper voice. Since it is heavier than air it is harder to remove from the lungs which is why his tone change takes longer to what most people are familiar with helium which is lighter than air and leaves your lungs quickly so the tonal change is over quickly.

Nick always impresses me with how he can continue to break my already rock bottom expectations.

Spoiler: Cody's Lab Explanation & Use of Different Gasses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd5j8mG24H4