🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[GenociderSyo]

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[lemon_zest]

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she is quite literally retarded and i would not have sex with her

too retarded to use eyebrow makeup

 

[I call shenanigans]

"well I walked all day at Disneyland and did 20k steps, but I can't do more than 4min on the stairs!".
Saying that just screams "I am an insufferable fatty".

Alternatively they could just have a buggered knee/foot/hip. Doesn’t stop them walking on a flat non-moving surface, but will absolutely hinder them on a moving inclined one.

 

[Bipolar Tomato]

Updates from Reddit. Apparently Anna has uploaded another one of the 80s inspired lipstick videos. One of the changes is that she removed everything about research and The Official Preppy Handbook.
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Another Redditor caught a photoshop fail.
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Oh Anna, she had to edit her photo to look smaller, and yet, she still looks huge after liposuction.

 

[MuffinSangria]

Updates from Reddit. Apparently Anna has uploaded another one of the 80s inspired lipstick videos. One of the changes is that she removed everything about research and The Official Preppy Handbook.
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Another Redditor caught a photoshop fail.
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Always makes me chuckle how she has no tits. 500 pounds and none of that fat wants to make its way to her chest. Talk about the shit end of the obesity stick.

 

[lemon_zest]

Always makes me chuckle how she has no tits. 500 pounds and none of that fat wants to make its way to her chest. Talk about the shit end of the obesity stick.

all of our lovely gorl cows are titless it’s beautiful

 

[Potato Burrito]

Always makes me chuckle how she has no tits. 500 pounds and none of that fat wants to make its way to her chest. Talk about the shit end of the obesity stick.

No tits in the front. Double the tits on the back.

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

I guess a circle is a simple line.

 

[Otterly]

For some reason she has a real aversion to pool aerobics.

She may not be able to get in or out of the pool. Remember she couldn’t climb the ladder on that boat. Unless it’s a pool with a walk-in ramp to the shallow end, she simply may not be able to get out without help.
Some pools have disabled access lifts, but they’re going to have weight lifts far below what she needs.
She may also have been requested to not use it unless she can shower beforehand. Many pools require you to shower before entry to keep things clean, and I’ve seen this most often in smaller private ones where they try to keep chlorine use low. You have to shower, naked, and with soap before you get in.

 

[Plus Size Polka]

Her attempt at 80’s slang is sad. She writes like an alien that landed on earth and is trying to fit in but can’t get it quite right.

 

[mystery slime]

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Hopefully the lunatic SJWs grill her over "Debbie Downer". Sexist bitch! Also, anna is the ultimate thunder stealer. If she ever got invited to a wedding she'd try and one up the bride, no doubt.

Late and gay but this is pure projection. Amusingly it's probably what she truly hates about herself too if she dared have a moment of proper introspection.

 

[Barbarella]

She’s trying to be sexy flirty when she moves her tongue to her lips, looks down, then looks up to the side and smiles.

But we all know that tongue is hoping a burger will appear, and she looks pained that it has not. Also, check out the fuzzy jaw line. Filters are pretty amazing these days but they are still obvious if you look. Missing doors, pixelated edges, and slanting shelves are obvious enough for children to see.



In her overly done slang-filled comment, was she accidentally being honest when she said she had to take a chill pill?

Is Anna so far gone does she no longer knows the truth? I suspect that’s the case. She could have shown the hard parts of those procedures rather than pretending she was perfect and dancing, and maybe somebody could actually have been helped and informed. But no, she has to be perfect and claps back at anybody who disagrees.

 

[pink cigarettes]

She dresses QwEeR, and the websites she buys these clothes from are modeled by genderspecials.

Nah. The closest Anna has ever gotten to that stuff is joking that maybe she's "Annasexual," because she's a forever alone kissless virgin. She is not into "queer" anything and never has been. She might buy from stores stocked by, and catering to, gender-faggy clowns, but Anna isn't even deep enough for that shallow end. If she wears a cartoon pervert rainbow jumpsuit it's because she likes the loud colors and thinks they're youthful.

Anna is like the retard who goes to the pride parade and wants to pet the leather puppy guys and wonders why they dress like that. She probably blushes at emails from feeder types then gets hammered and tries to send a sexy response and dies of shame the next morning.

as an ex fatty

Homie do not do this

Anna has no actual desire to improve her fitness, she just wants the attention negative and positive that comes with posting it on social media. It's purely performative of course. She'll never do water aerobics as only cripples and superfats and olds do that, and she ain't any of those: she's a bossbabe killing it in the gym and the board room. The illusion isn't even there anymore just the facade of it, and yet she persists.

You know how some people make a big thing out of being a goofy clown to try and play off messing up? Or even before they have to climb the rope in gym class or give a performance they're like "haha watch me fall on my ass" and wisecracking?
That's Anna, 24/7, with literally everything. Her whole entire existence is "yeah, I know its obvious to anyone who sees me that I'm a disaster, but I love it!! Watch me horse-kick my way through life being dramatic and awesome! With glitter! And lasers!!!"
She won't do something like a dedicated schedule of non-filmed water aerobics because she would have to take instruction or correction, and also risk having a quiet moment of self-awareness and inner calm.

That's the real reason Anna will never have any true close friends or love in her life. Chasers and feeders aside, I'm sure big fat chicks find big fat dudes to eat pizza with all the time. But she is absolutely incapable of being even a tiny bit vulnerable without having a meltdown.
She had to make the I'M FAT LET'S PARTY shirt just to try and attend Coachella (or SXSW or whatever it was), and it wasn't enough- young beautiful people dgaf, and either ignored her or sneered, so she had a narc injury despair spiral and had to leave.

Anna gon die. 2027 max

 

[Harambe]

Homie do not do this

you don't do this

 

[Magic Pickle]

You know how some people make a big thing out of being a goofy clown to try and play off messing up? Or even before they have to climb the rope in gym class or give a performance they're like "haha watch me fall on my ass" and wisecracking?
That's Anna, 24/7, with literally everything.

Good God, there's no better way to summarize her entire existence than this brief, concise description. Anna is so profoundly incapable of permitting any sort of glimpse of a soft underbelly that it makes her actively obnoxious, and I'm usually someone who thinks discretion is admirable over caterwauling in public about how weak and pathetic you are. (See: BPD cows.) But Anna, despite all of her gallivanting around claiming she is being "real" and "vulnerable" and doing things "while scared", is actually phobic of truly removing her armor for even a second.

She is insincere, deceptive and a routine wearer of masks. In spite of all of this, she joins the annals of other fame-seeking retards on Kiwi Farms because her true self is a bloated embarrassment that cannot be concealed for very long no matter how hard she tries. What a tragic life to lead: to know that she is simultaneously too openly stupid and ridiculous to disguise her weaknesses and pull off a successful manipulation, yet even when her weaknesses are shown for all to see, it's blatantly obvious that there's so much she omits that she is still, credibly, labeled a liar anyway; too open yet too closed, too forthright yet too reserved, too honest yet too dishonest. Imagine what she looks like uncensored, when you think of the kind of crap she's actually willing to post online. Grotesque!

I'm sure someone here has read Anna's book (A Life of Full of Glitter, or some pithy title like that) - I've heard from some reactors it was quite insightful into her mindset, once you've broken down the psychology of her. Anyone have some insight from their read-through (or links to when it first came out, as I'm sure it's buried somewhere deep in this thread)? Would love to see some more about it, specifically compared to the modern day Anna who has done everything she can to reshape her image since.

 

[No Thank You v 2.0]

I hope there’s a Kiwi who has done a better job, but Tiny Blue Anthropologist did an 11-part video series on Anna’s book, which could be interesting to you if you can stomach TBA.

 

[Potatis Salad]

Here's a PDF of the book, it's on Libgen. Quickly scrolling through it, it looks like a bunch of platitudes and not much personal info.

EDIT: Hol up. Ctrl + F + "sister" gives us a cause of death:

Bad things happen, but practicing self-kindness helps us to rationalize them as a temporary experience or reaction, process them, and move forward. When my sister died, I distinctly remember sitting in my apartment, feeling terribly alone in my trauma. Why did this happen to me? Why did my sister have to pass away? She had died suddenly of an infarction of her upper intestine; an unusual way to pass. Why did she have to die in a such a weird and unexpected way? She was so young. Why is this happening to me? Why am I so alone in this experience? I am sure you can think of a time in your life when you too had a severe case of “Why me?”

 

[Lvkester Endorser]

Here's a PDF of the book, it's on Libgen. Quickly scrolling through it, it looks like a bunch of platitudes and not much personal info.

EDIT: Hol up. Ctrl + F + "sister" gives us a cause of death:

Holy shit, what a narcissistic bitch. Her sister dies and her first thought is "why did this happen to ME?", really? She's not even smart enough to not say it out loud, disgusting.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Her attempt at 80’s slang is sad. She writes like an alien that landed on earth and is trying to fit in but can’t get it quite right.

“WE ARE FROM FRANCE.”

Come to think of it, Anna is kind of the shape of a cone head, if he/she/it were super-morbidly obese.

 

[ascension failure]

The effect when she wears matching sets is so bizarre, she just turns into this looming amorphous shape. She looks like she could stop a car.
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