🍗 Deathfat Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

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Disheartening to see Linsday needlessly powerleveling and bragging about her own step count like a redditor.
In the comments for Ilona's video about Anna's recent workout video, where she claims she couldn't do more than 4min on the stairs machine but could do 5km on the treadmill, there were multiple comments saying "well I walked all day at Disneyland and did 20k steps, but I can't do more than 4min on the stairs!".
Saying that just screams "I am an insufferable fatty".
 
I was looking at it again and now I just can’t help but wonder, what kind of wardrobe is this?

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It’s just a bunch of fucking clown suits. Where is she wearing any of this shit? I know she mostly goes out in Pajamas, but in her aspirational fantasy, where the fuck is she supposed to wear this? The circus?
She dresses QwEeR, and the websites she buys these clothes from are modeled by genderspecials.


In the comments for Ilona's video about Anna's recent workout video, where she claims she couldn't do more than 4min on the stairs machine but could do 5km on the treadmill, there were multiple comments saying "well I walked all day at Disneyland and did 20k steps, but I can't do more than 4min on the stairs!".
Saying that just screams "I am an insufferable fatty".
Stairmasters can be grueling depending on the setting. They should be able to do at least 10 minutes at a moderate pace on it. I think it's dangerous for fatties because it was designed in the 80s when people were not regularly over 250lb. I've seen normal weight people trip on them because they missed a step, but they can recover. A huge person would just fall off.

Anna going on one is absolutely insane and I can't believe she was able to get up the steps to access the controls at the top in the first place.
 
In the comments for Ilona's video about Anna's recent workout video, where she claims she couldn't do more than 4min on the stairs machine but could do 5km on the treadmill, there were multiple comments saying "well I walked all day at Disneyland and did 20k steps, but I can't do more than 4min on the stairs!".
Saying that just screams "I am an insufferable fatty".
as an ex fatty can confirm stairs were the fuckin devil

someone needs to get this cunt on something that doesn't murder her nightmare joints
 
I was looking at it again and now I just can’t help but wonder, what kind of wardrobe is this?

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It’s just a bunch of fucking clown suits. Where is she wearing any of this shit? I know she mostly goes out in Pajamas, but in her aspirational fantasy, where the fuck is she supposed to wear this? The circus?
Discarded circus tents are the only size fabric large enough to cut out patterns for Anna, so she can’t be too choosy with the patterns.
 
lol at her getting her inherited pearls caught on her double chin

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If I got on a stairmaster, those around me would freak out at the snap, crackle, pop of my knees. It makes my stomach turn at the thought of getting on that torture machine but I’m horrified to see Anna on one. I don’t understand why she doesn’t join the Y or someplace with an indoor lap pool. She’s in the middle of Austin so there must be many options. My nearest indoor pool is 45 minutes away and would be so grateful to have easy access to one.

Anna squanders so many opportunities that would improve her life by leaps and bounds, if only she would take advantage of them. But that involves work and commitment, which she’s incapable of doing.

And Anna? You don’t look sexy. Please stop with the cringey attempt at being alluring. You’re only embarrassing yourself.
 
I don’t understand why she doesn’t join the Y or someplace with an indoor lap pool. She’s in the middle of Austin so there must be many options. My nearest indoor pool is 45 minutes away and would be so grateful to have easy access to one.
Her building has at least one pool (I think there’s at least one more but it may be penthouse access only.) Everywhere she’s lived save the castle has had a pool. For some reason she has a real aversion to pool aerobics.

I use the stair stepper at the gym and the most daunting part is the dismount as you have to descend backwards onto these small stationary pedals.

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I’m amazed Anna can even fit on one considering the hand rails, much less dismount on her very unsteady feet without snapping her ankle.
 
Her building has at least one pool (I think there’s at least one more but it may be penthouse access only.) Everywhere she’s lived save the castle has had a pool. For some reason she has a real aversion to pool aerobics.

I use the stair stepper at the gym and the most daunting part is the dismount as you have to descend backwards onto these small stationary pedals.

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I’m amazed Anna can even fit on one considering the hand rails, much less dismount on her very unsteady feet without snapping her ankle.

The pRiNcEsS cAsTlE had a pool. In the common area.

Maybe she has an aversion due to the following:

1. It is a POOL. Not a pressure washer bath for her old feces crusted dented asscrack.
2. The same for her low tide at the pier moose knuckle.
3. She is loud. She is a braying jackass. She is abashedly offputting and inappropriate. She may have been told this by several HOA staff.
4. She scares children. She makes people minding their own business, trying to eat, PUKE.
5. Her swimwear choices are inappropriate. She needs a double ply BURKA.
6. Because the other pool guests are not interested in contracting Legionnaires' because of the braying day drunk jackass.

And most of all:

IMAGINE

THE

FUCKING

SMELL.
 
I recall her being in the pool a lot at her place before the princess castle. But it was just to take pictures and pretend she bathed. She never actually swam or even walked around in the pool, which would be perfect for her.
 
Her building has at least one pool (I think there’s at least one more but it may be penthouse access only.) Everywhere she’s lived save the castle has had a pool. For some reason she has a real aversion to pool aerobics.
The pool that's featured all over social media seems to be more resort-style, like with a lot of shallow sun-bathing shelves. Not very conducive towards actual swimming / water aerobics, where you want to be at least submerged up to your chest when standing. Also obviously she'd be completely oblivious to it, but it would be so annoying as another resident to have someone splashing around like that.
 
Anna has no actual desire to improve her fitness, she just wants the attention negative and positive that comes with posting it on social media. It's purely performative of course. She'll never do water aerobics as only cripples and superfats and olds do that, and she ain't any of those: she's a bossbabe killing it in the gym and the board room. The illusion isn't even there anymore just the facade of it, and yet she persists.
 
I have this book (two copies, actually, not sure why...) and there is nothing in her lewk that is represented in it. I doubt she's ever read it.


As I said above, I doubt she's actually read it, she just thinks she's being clever.

Fun fact: The Brits had their own version a couple years later, The Official Sloane Ranger Handbook.


(Yes I own that one too. And yes I am wearing Tretorns right now.)
Fellow Handbook collector here—I also have the JAP Handbook, the BAP Handbook, and Le Guide BCBG. I don’t know why—I guess I enjoy reading snark about subcultures. Key concept being actually reading them, not buying them as props.
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I recall her being in the pool a lot at her place before the princess castle. But it was just to take pictures and pretend she bathed. She never actually swam or even walked around in the pool, which would be perfect for her.
Of all the deathfats in Gorlworld, Anna is the only one who regularly appears in public in a bathing suit. I can understand why Amber wouldn’t avail herself of the pool in her deluxe apartment. She objects to being seen as a monster. But Anna loves to stunt by posing in a bikini in Times Square or at the Bellagio or some shit. It would have been so easy for her to pool walk in waist high water. She could listen to an audiobook, do it in the early afternoon on weekdays when it’s mostly adults because kids were in school … but no. She decides to embark upon a running journey followed by a fat yoinking journey. The self-defeating idiocy and purblindness are astonishing.
 
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That blue "prep" "80s" 51stGa37KCL._SY425_-1063095468.webp shirt dress is 100% more appropriate than anything she has worn in the last 18 years. On another subject: what are you looking at? Is there a sandwich in the rafters?
Edit to avoid double posting. Also this is a superior lifestyle snark book.
 
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That blue "prep" "80s" Wyświetl załącznik 7321777shirt dress is 100% more appropriate than anything she has worn in the last 18 years. On another subject: what are you looking at? Is there a sandwich in the rafters?
Edit to avoid double posting. Also this is a superior lifestyle snark book.
Mimi Pond is incredible artist and so is her husband Wayne White. Too bad our Anna is too retarded to appreciate satire
 
Updates from Reddit. Apparently Anna has uploaded another one of the 80s inspired lipstick videos. One of the changes is that she removed everything about research and The Official Preppy Handbook.
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Another Redditor caught a photoshop fail.
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