🦊 Furry Claudio Hernández Castañeda / FakeAFClausMystery / ClausMystery / ClausWritesThings / ClausofLions / Yayotzin / Yayofangamer / Gonebythedust - Mexican Furfaggot. Disowned Synthcel. Cub Fur Author. Pseudo-Diety of the Popufurs. Hates Gringos. Bisexual Shapeshifter. The Raped. Tracheal Tube Tard. Pink Triangle Halal. Total OPsec Disaster. A Lesson in Lurking. Still The Same Nigger 10 Years later.

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Either way, I made a promise that I want to fulfill, and I'm sure they would want that.

What exactly did you promise to your LEGO animal friends?

 

[JohnnyGringo]

Well I am a man of my word, and @Claudio Hernández Castañeda hasn't said anything.

So I’ve been sitting on this for a few days now, but I have found Claudio’s Google Maps reviews. The latest one is from 2 years ago, and the earliest one is from 6 years ago. Now I don’t want to spoil anything, but it is pure gold. It really paints the man that Claudio really is. Please allow me to entertain you, a TL;DR will be provided down below for those who just want the information.

Spoiler: My findings

Some golden “nuggets”:
Burger King Copilco: You know for a man who hates gringos, he sure doesn’t miss out on Gringo consumerism.

Fabrica de Estambres: A factory for wools and threads for knitting, probably needed something for a fursuit perhaps?

KFC: Probably why he doesn’t use the word “Nigger”, doesn’t want to offend KFC’s target audience..

Librerias El Sotano: We got ourselves a reading man, probably bought the whole “For Dummies” series.

Los Sifones: Probably ordered a quesadilla with cheese.

Foro Aztecas: A cultured man who enjoys plays in an open air amphitheater

Walmart Express: Americans and their COOOONSUMERISM amirite?

Frida Kahlo Museum: 4 stars? It must mean it’s really nice. I mean how based and red pilled to give a commie artist 4 stars!

Veterinaria Fara: This man must really love animals.

Now isn’t that a nice picture of a wholesome man? A man who really gets together with friends and family. You know damn well that Maya is well taken care of. Sure, he might hate gringos, but he sure shops at their stores, and eats at their restaurants. But something caught my eye, a club, and a 1 star review too. The lowest of all his ratings. Club Antifaz. What is Antifaz? Is it a Antifa club? No, because Antifa is called the same thing in Spanish, Antifa. My Spanish is a bit rusty at times. A quick Google search reveals that it’s a Domino Mask. That’s a very strange name for a club.

Uh oh, that doesn’t seem very wholesome. But it doesn't matter, he probably went to a strip club with the boys. Who hasn’t been to a strip club with the boys? Let’s see what it is all about.

A writer for Chilango website has written about it let's see what he says

“Club Antifaz: clandestine sex in Eje Central

We visited Club Antifaz, one of those clandestine places in the city where, for a few pesos, you can satisfy your body.”

Hmm it may be a brothel…

...”Give It to Me"—a young boy acts as an involuntary backup singer, but in Spanish: "give it to me, deeper, like this, how nice, more, more." Outside, the others continue giving oral sex.

Oh my god, it’s a gay sex club.

Now something curious remains, why did Claudio give it a 1 star? Did nobody offer to fuck him? Did he catch HIV afterwards? Anonymous sex with strangers sounds like a way to catch something, and not to mention doesn't sound very Christian like.

Spoiler: TL;DR

Claudio's Google Maps reviews show that he went to a gay sex club in Mexico City 6 years ago. He gave it a one star. Probably didn't get fucked, or probably got AIDS. Link to article that describes the club

Archives:

Spoiler: Archives

GhostArchive of Claudio's Google Maps Reviews
GhostArchive of Claudio's Review of Club Antifaz
La Mojarra de Santa Ursula (Somos la de toldo de teja y terraza)/A (Seafood)
Chaplin’s chicken broth/A (Soup)
Burger King/A (Hamburger)
Fabrica De Estambres/A (Home goods store)
Los Sifones/A (Taco)
Sushi Mon/A (Sushi)
Suburbia Pabellon Ecatepec/A (Department store)
Frida Kahlo Museum/A (Historical place museum)
Café Sicilia/A (Coffee shop)
Izzi/A (Shopping mall)
Carrettino División del Norte/A (Ice cream)
Los Tolucos/A (Mexican)
City Shops del Valle/A (Shopping mall)
Reparadora de Calzado Adri/A (Boot repair shop)
Mexico City Marriott Reforma Hotel/A (Hotel)
Cinépolis Universidad/A (Movie theater)
Los Molcas del Asador/A (Grill)
Fresh Garden Salads/A (Salad)
Carl’s Jr./A (Hamburger)
Foro Aztecas/A (Amphitheater)
Univ Museum of Contemporary Art/A
La Ortofónica de Huamantla/A (Paper store)
Huamantla Disfruta/A (Park)
Walmart Express Churubusco/A (Supermarket)
El Naranjita Portales/A (Mexican)
Zócalo de Puebla/A (City park)
Bodega Aurrera/A (Supermarket)
Mercado Ajusco Montserrat “LA BOLA”/A (Market)
Vips coyoacan/A (Mexican)
Capilla de Nuestra Señora de Guadalupe/A (Catholic church)
Tyulmal Barra de Café/A (Coffee shop)
Veterinaria Fara/A (Veterinarian)
COCINA ECONÓMICA "EL SAZON DE DOÑA MICA"/A (Restaurant)
Nagaoka/A (Japanese)
KFC/A (Fast food)
Librerías El Sótano/A (Book store)
Sanborns/A (Department store)
Club Antifaz/A (Adult entertainment club)

Special Shoutout to @Tread Miller and @Guns of the Gaytriots for helping with archives and helping me comb through the reviews.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

Probably didn't get fucked, or probably got AIDS.

Definitely AIDS

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

Claudio's Google Maps reviews show that he went to a gay sex club in Mexico City 6 years ago. He gave it a one star. Probably didn't get fucked, or probably got AIDS

HIS THROAT HOLE GOT POZZED

 

[Tread Miller]

Veterinaria Fara: This man must really love animals.

Maybe this veterinarian is the one he took the raped cat to (that he totally didn't do at all )

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Claudio's Google Maps reviews show that he went to a gay sex club in Mexico City 6 years ago. He gave it a one star. Probably didn't get fucked, or probably got AIDS.

The workers there giving oral sex didn't have four legs. 1 star only because he couldn't give it zero

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

"Mattafact, it was prolly YEW who went to a gay club, gringo!"

 

[JohnnyGringo]

The Claudio that was 20 years old is not the same as the one that will turn 30 this year.

I mean sure, but AIDS is forever

 

[Cheesy Beavy]

You people are looping.

Sounds like someone else I know who doesn't stop winning.

The Claudio that was 20 years old is not the same as the one that will turn 30 this year.

30!!!! and living with your parents without furthering any kind of education? That sounds depressing.

Like I said earlier, I know your type. I have a 2 decade experience with these attitudes

Fuck, he caught us. We're all 30 year olds in our parent's basement posting cub fur about our own dogs. I'd love to fuck my personal dog (totally unironically named maya). He caught us and it's over bois and gurls.

I'll enjoy watching you be angry in a few months when you learn that I'm still alive and not talking to you.

You're doing so well with that aren't you Claudio. You haven't continued to sperg in your own thread at all. Well done. Bravo you fucking retard. You're real good at this comprehension thing.

Either way, I made a promise that I want to fulfill, and I'm sure they would want that.

Is your promise to send me a skitzo dm. I promise I won't leak it to the thread. Please totally and for real set the story straight for me.

Retreating means you lose, though. I thought you weren't tired of winning!

That's just it. He isn't retreating. Kiwi's may have won the battle but we haven't won the war. He's winning the battles while kiwi's are winning the war.

What exactly did you promise to your LEGO animal friends?

Tracheal Fuck throat tubes.

 

[DickMain]

mega faggot

See, funny you should say that

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

¿Claudio? ¡¿Qué carajo?!

 

[Diggus Bickus]

Claudio's Google Maps reviews show that he went to a gay sex club in Mexico City 6 years ago. He gave it a one star. Probably didn't get fucked, or probably got AIDS

HIS THROAT HOLE GOT POZZED

mega faggot

See, funny you should say that

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NO FUCKING WAY HE WENT TO A GAY BROTHEL AND GAVE IT A 1 STAR CUZ OF AIDS STOP MY SIDES ARE ALREADY IN ORBIT

BROTHEL'S CLOSED DUE TO AIDS!

 

[Xev]

He's broke and fags are the most shallow fuckers on the planet. He gave it a one star review because everybody in that gay club shunned his crippled ass.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

What's life without whimsy?

 

[DickMain]

What's life without whimsy?

Apparently sad enough to go to a brothel.

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

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Ok, is this one of us, or the real deal?
https://www.onionfarms.com/members/clausmystery.15908/

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From his YouTube:

I think it's him, bros.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

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From his YouTube:
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I think it's him, bros.

To finish the holy trinity: He moved to Onionfarms. Of course he moved to the retarded stepchild of the website.

Do they know he's a furcow?

 

[Guns of the Gaytriots]

To finish the holy trinity: He moved to Onionfarms. Of course he moved to the retarded stepchild of the website.

Do they know he's a furcow?

Not yet. I'm sure they'll find out eventually when Claus starts bitching about us, though.

 

[Spectate]

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From his YouTube:
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I think it's him, bros.

Added to the OP.

 

[Tread Miller]

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It's pretty obvious this is him, but I want to add that this picture he uses on Onionfarms is taken straight from his YouTube Community Post making fun of the Kiwi Farms' active usercount:

L/A