💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Vibralldo]

His arms are too skinny and weak to do that.

That's what belts and ceiling fans are for

 

[RaptInPlastic]

We should be so lucky. But Nick doesn’t have the guts to pull a Carradine.

We've all chuckled or grinned in disgust at the saint andrews cross thing but what do he and his pillhead zombie wife actually DO with it? Who does what to whom? Do they still? They really are a pair of deviant failures.

 

[nelly98]

Jesus, he might die before the end of the year at this rate.

 

[Allied-Mastercomputer]

Jesus, he might die before the end of the year at this rate.

Don’t get my hopes up.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Don’t get my hopes up.

As grim as it sounds it would probably be best for his kids.

 

[nelly98]

Don’t get my hopes up.

Eh, I know we're on the farms, but I really hope Nick isn't doing whippets and his probation helps him get better. Kayla obviously wouldn't be able to hold the family together, and I assume the grandparents are probably getting along in age and would have difficulty raising 5 kids. Having the kids be split up or put in a foster home (probably less likely since the grandparents seem well off) is not an outcome I'm hoping for. Even if Nick isn't a great father, he's at least holding the family together (for now). Although if he's really doing whippets, maybe this is all just a cope, and he's actually actively detrimental to the kids. It really sucks for the kids, after typing this out, I don't know if him being alive or dead is the better outcome for them.

Trying to take the POV of what's "best" for the kids, it feels like there's almost no good outcome path now...

I feel like Nick has moved from role model (christian trad dad of 5) to lolcow (drunk streams, cucking, etc.) to horrorcow (kid testing positive for coke) to depressingcow (broken family). I feel less hate for most lolcows on here than Nick just because they're not actively fucking over innocent children (for the most part, 774 niggers get fucked).

If anything else, at least Nick is a very public display of what not to do if you come into a bunch of unexpected money.

 

[Vibralldo]

I feel less hate for most lolcows on here than Nick just because they're not actively fucking over innocent children (for the most part, 774 niggers get fucked).

Nick gave his daughter cocaine, no redemption, he deserves to die in prison

 

[AltisticRight]

How granular can they get? If he's got a 300mg prescription, can they tell if he's taking 400, 500, 600? Is there a reliable threshold that they wait for so it's harder to dispute? Would they wait for him to test at a 1,000mg a month level so he can't claim testing precision error, minor lab mistake, even try to lie his way out by saying he had a couple extra pills from last month? Sure the last one would be a violation, but taking 3 extra pills is better than his PO finding out he's downing all of April's script.

They'd be able to test it. Presumably, they might be able to get the prescription, talk to his doctor, and also get the record of his drug stores to see how much they sold him to correlate with the test results. If he gets tested too low or too high, it will be an issue because he's either saving those addies up like a winter squirrel with acorns or the entire 300mg prescription was gone in the first week, or day.
It's all speculation of course, I doubt the local sheriff wants anything more to do with this menace.

His "cop's cocaine glove contaminated my daughter's hair" is the same as the "there's a watermark on the video!" cope. He knows the accusations are correct, but if he muddies the waters enough he thinks he can get away on a technicality.

And what contaminated the cop's glove? If a cop came to my home for any reason, he wouldn't be leaving with trace amounts of fucking anything. Well, I guess cat hair and coffee? Certainly not cocaine.
What a nasty cuck.

Thing about microdosing is that if you keep doing them they just add up to a regular-sized dose. Or two. Or three.

It just becomes an addiction. He's already an addict. He said he wanted to be a chemist in one of the older streams. STEM illiteracy aside, can anyone imagine this druggie becoming a chemist? Something tells me his children won't just test positive for cocaine/benzoylecgonine. He's the type to get bootleg Chinese/Indian fentanyl "for research purposes".

blow-up in October 2024 that resulted in April being evicted from the Balldo Bunker

Not nice to call Ape a blow-up doll.

 

[nelly98]

Nick gave his daughter cocaine, no redemption, he deserves to die in prison

Yea, I guess I'm overthinking this and didn't see the contradiction in my own post. Sometimes it's best to not complicate things and think in circles. If (I'm being very forgiving with this "if") he gave his daughter cocaine, it's better that he's not around anymore.

 

[Vibralldo]

And what contaminated the cop's glove? If a cop came to my home for any reason, he wouldn't be leaving with trace amounts of fucking anything. Well, I guess cat hair and coffee? Certainly not cocaine.
What a nasty cuck.

Obviously the drugs that the cops brought in to frame Nick! Not to be confused with Nick's actual drugs, that was all secured in a safe! Except for the coke on the fridge that the cops stole. THAT was easily accessible

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Yes! the super harsh lighting almost makes it look like he's streaming in the dark with a flashlight blasting in the only light. The super deep shadows in the bottom third of the shot make the glair in the rest of it even more distracting.

Back last summer although he had changed his background into pure cringe with the "Joker painting signed by the Joker" and worthless meme paintings his lighting was the same.



At the start of 2025 his camera moved down near the table pointing up at him (I guess he wanted to fit the shitty paintings in frame) but the lighting was fine.



Now the camera has moved back up further than it was to begin with but zoomed out. With this zoomed out view we can see shadows being cast a) by the bookcase at the right of the frame, which wasn't the case in the first image above, and b) by the shelf at the left, which isn't visible in frame 2.

It seems like the lighting now comes from both of the corners of the room behind his computer? I'm wondering if he maybe got rid of or broke his ring light.

Not if he's laser-engraving each to mail out. That'll take care of the first 5k right there.

That excuse should cover at least a month of empty cans.

 

[LemonParty]

Nick this galaxy gas shit is pathetic nignog shit, and it ruins the cohesiveness of your streams. I get it doesn't show up on a drug test but there are so much better legal highs that don't show up on drug tests.

Have you ever heard of sythetic cannabinoids and sythetic cathinones?

Or as you might have heard them called spice and bath salts. These were such a desirable and long lasting high that they took the nation by storm in the early 2010s and got so popular so fast they were outlawed.

Here's the thing though Nick, they were never truly outlawed. These research chemicals are alterations of amphetamine molecules. So every time one chemical got outlawed they just tweeked the recipe a little and BAM! right back on the market. To this day you can still order them legally online. Do your research nerd!

 

[arc minsk]

nick rekieta is on that lolcow plateau strategy. bore the fuck out of detractors so they endlessly re-litigate minutiae from far away pasts so that they (the lolcow) can manifest a win since they didn't do anything fucking retarded for over 2 days. this is a little acknowledged portion of the lolcow cycle.

i.e. he's about to do something fucking retarded because his simps are boring and his detractors are boring and he's boring and he needs some extraneous attention.

 

[Ivan Daniloff]

Nick gave his daughter cocaine, no redemption, he deserves to die in prison

That was serious, hideous abuse. He also neglected them chronically, including underfeeding and not making sure their bodies and clothes were washed. He undoubtedly screamed and carried on at them as well.

He’s piece of shit.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Back last summer although he had changed his background into pure cringe with the "Joker painting signed by the Joker" and worthless meme paintings his lighting was the same.

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At the start of 2025 his camera moved down near the table pointing up at him (I guess he wanted to fit the shitty paintings in frame) but the lighting was fine.

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Now the camera has moved back up further than it was to begin with but zoomed out. With this zoomed out view we can see shadows being cast a) by the bookcase at the right of the frame, which wasn't the case in the first image above, and b) by the shelf at the left, which isn't visible in frame 2.

It seems like the lighting now comes from both of the corners of the room behind his computer? I'm wondering if he maybe got rid of or broke his ring light.

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That excuse should cover at least a month of empty cans.

I'm wondering if some of the lights in the balldo bunker have gone out, and he's too dumb or lazy to figure out how to replace & dispose of the fluorescent lights.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

I think my favorite development is the fact that Nick could not give less of a fuck that CGoody is dead. Ironically, that is probably the most normal reaction Nick has had to anything in years. I hope it was worth it for Cory. Sweep for all those years, only to die having done nothing of substance in life, have your funeral at Goldstein Rosenberg's Discount Funeral Directors Inc, and then be buried in a Potter's Field. Nick didn't even leave a kind message on his obituary page.

 

[Vibralldo]

nick rekieta is on that lolcow plateau strategy. bore the fuck out of detractors so they endlessly re-litigate minutiae from far away pasts so that they (the lolcow) can manifest a win since they didn't do anything fucking retarded for over 2 days. this is a little acknowledged portion of the lolcow cycle.

i.e. he's about to do something fucking retarded because his simps are boring and his detractors are boring and he's boring and he needs some extraneous attention.

Nick's started doing nitrous ON STREAM, he hasn't plateaued, he's rapidly spiraling

That was serious, hideous abuse. He also neglected them chronically, including underfeeding and not making sure their bodies and clothes were washed. He undoubtedly screamed and carried on at them as well.

He’s piece of shit.

Nick's kids would be far better off without him. He starves them, neglects them, calls them fat, gives them drugs, drives them drunk, is openly hostile to them while streaming, talks about how they're a burden on stream, and only seems to care when they're taken away, immediately going back to the above when he gets them back.

 

[AltisticRight]

I'm wondering if some of the lights in the balldo bunker have gone out, and he's too dumb or lazy to figure out how to replace & dispose of the fluorescent lights.

How heartless, the blown out light bulbs reminds him of the fine Minnesotan Somali electrician (with a six pack) who replaces his light bulbs for him and spends extra time to make sure everything's plugged properly (all 10 inches), such as the ones in his bedroom.
This man died of pancreatic cancer.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

How heartless, the blown out light bulbs reminds him of

... his blown out anus after the Somalis or Jamaicans finished up with him.

Finished tfy.

 

[Meat Target]

If anyone was watching his recent stuff and wondering, he's definitely already past the point of coming back mentally. He has forgotten how to even be himself.

By creating strawman AI personas of his erstwhile friends to dunk on, he has reached an event horizon of madness. More so than Patrick Tomlinson vehemently denying to his imaginary Twitter audience that a troll is not his toilet, stalker child.