💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Uncle Buck]

As has been pointed out, it is his ego, but it is also that he imagines himself to be this powerhouse marathon runner.

Like how a 6’6 troon sees himself as a petite sexy girl and is aghast and amazed when clocked, Patrick just firmly believes he is a chiseled Greek statue, with maybe occasional brat fat for the winter.

Cows being completely delusional should come as no shock; Tommy Tooter thinks he’s an attractive female, Baldo thinks he’s a popular streamer and a good father and Russell Greer thinks Taylor Swift owes him sex.

 

[MugolEx]

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Fat

This made me actually laugh out load. Holy shoot that was good.

 

[AprilRains]

This made me actually laugh out load.

please do not tell me about losing your load

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

please do not tell me about losing your load

just give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he was phoneposting, like pat.

 

[Maude Snew]

just give him the benefit of the doubt and assume he was phoneposting, like pat.

Or it's Nick Rekieta thinking about Aaron. Did you know that Aaron ate his goo?
How funny and weird.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Nice job trying to get civilians attention on your unkempt arm hair, stupid. It’s why people, even your barren lesbian wife don’t even want to come close to you, Rick; because you’re Patrick Sean Tomlinson, and you’re morbidly obese.

For clarity, he posted this honey bee on all 4 available social medias. If it’s an executioner wasp or just any other types of wasps, they won’t sting you because you stink of cheap beers.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

 

[HarrietTubmansTittyFuckSu]

Those overlays are the hardest I’ve laughed at this thread since class three Rick was forced to pay quasi

 

[W00K #17]

So is something going on with Jens lawsuit tomorrow?

 

[cock sucka]

if that's his arm, that's a huge ass bee

 

[Swine Schwein]

Hello from page 3025 out of 4166. As you can see I'm still in 2024. I am at the part where you guys figured out that Patrick is fat, and most likely has been fat the whole time.

But I have one question about future events. Without spoiling anything else, have we successfully avoided prison? Or at least, have I?

 

[There She Glows]

Hello from page 3025 out of 4166. As you can see I'm still in 2024. I am at the part where you guys figured out that Patrick is fat, and most likely has been fat the whole time.

But I have one question about future events. Without spoiling anything else, have we successfully avoided prison? Or at least, have I?

You are posting from prison right now, stalker.

 

[Post Reply]

if that's his arm, that's a huge ass bee

It's a normal sized bee. Patrick has tiny, spindly little twig arms protruding from his rotund torso.

Cows being completely delusional should come as no shock; Tommy Tooter thinks he’s an attractive female, Baldo thinks he’s a popular streamer and a good father and Russell Greer thinks Taylor Swift owes him sex.

Case in point. Patrick just tweets out shit like this, as though he's the Terminator.

 

[RussianParasite]

Hello from page 3025 out of 4166. As you can see I'm still in 2024. I am at the part where you guys figured out that Patrick is fat, and most likely has been fat the whole time.

But I have one question about future events. Without spoiling anything else, have we successfully avoided prison? Or at least, have I?

Your life has been over since page 1, child.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

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Nice job trying to get civilians attention on your unkempt arm hair, stupid. It’s why people, even your barren lesbian wife don’t even want to come close to you, Rick; because you’re Patrick Sean Tomlinson, and you’re morbidly obese.
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For clarity, he posted this honey bee on all 4 available social medias. If it’s an executioner wasp or just any other types of wasps, they won’t sting you because you stink of cheap beers.

Stlaker bee children?

 

[NaggotFigger]

Stlaker bee children?

It’s hip to fart in Niki’s vagina.

 

[Bixnood]

Holy shit, what a fucking faggot.
Anyone who has ever even thought this phrase was cool needs to grow the fuck up.

 

[Maude Snew]

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Holy shit, what a fucking faggot.
Anyone who has ever even thought this phrase was cool needs to grow the fuck up.

0:02

Oopsie doodles, child, that's a typo. It's meant to read "this machine takes fat shits." Just ask his stealthy toilet.

 

[Wodanaz]

Did Rick have an opinion to offer on that Milwaukee judge who was arrested for trying to help an illegal escape ICE? I need a professional Milwaukee resident's opinion.

 

[NaggotFigger]

Fat.

One of the few instances of Rick being honest for once, and that’s out of pure narcissism and “superiority” to the funsters.