💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Third World Aristocrat]

Sean addresses the supertips NIL situation before his Karen Read coverage today, about 5 minutes into the stream:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hXmXmWG7PuQAs Nick says he doesn't need Sean's likeness to feed his kids, Sean will be filing a takedown.

He also dunks on Nick's understanding of contracts and the law.

Clipped:

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Spoiler: AI Transcription

Oh, the whole thing with Kurt and Nick, you know, hey, I mean, I know Nick is acting like there's all these theories. I mean, there's a simple theory, Nick. You know why your super tips got taken down? Because Kurt did the lawyerly thing and read the contract you have, the terms of service. You understand what those are, right? Well, to be fair, he knows he hasn't read it yet. Because he's got other things to do like abuse drugs or whatever it is he's doing in his free time, screaming as kids while he drives him everywhere. But if you read the terms of service, Nick, you need written authorization. You notice how I kept on bringing that up every time? And you're worried about all these other, I don't even know who knows what you're arguing about. Did you follow the basic rules? Did you understand the assignment on super tips? I don't think you did. And also since you're telling me you don't need my likeness to feed your kids, I assume they're probably getting fed the exact same then. It sounds like probably nothing. I'm just going to go ahead and file a little heads up too and melt. I'm like, yeah, I don't really like this. I didn't get permission. Can you please remove it? And guess what? It's going to get removed. So congratulations, Nick.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Good on Sean.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nice to see the rake slap Nick right in the face.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Nick once again coming in without a hint of self awareness.

With his finest non-practicing non-licenced degree from one of the statistically worst law schools in the country, Nick Rekieta WILL singlehandedly defeat Nev. Rev. Stat. § 597.790 (2023) !

His right to commercially profit from the likeness of nonconsenting individuals SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!

 

[PikminCollector]

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Nick once again coming in without a hint of self awareness.

I love how law and crime cucked him, the irony has so many layers...
And he was a copyright cuck (by his standards) to Elissa...
And he is a literal - legally documented - felonious cuck.

 

[he who has thus come/gone]

Please Nick, keep adding more material. We at the KiwiFarms like a good lulsuit.

Probably wouldn't be a lolsuit. Rather, if Kurt wanted to do something serious, he would probably have to contact the parole officer for Nick to share his concerns about Nick's behavior. I don't know who that is, but I would probably start by contacting the woman who is the director of community corrections in Kandiyohi County (conveniently located in Willmar, apparently) and asking for further direction to the appropriate officer. But he could get just as much mileage out of just reporting the channel to YouTube for breaking the YouTube TOS if he's just trying to poke at Nick.

 

[Captain Manning]

It's pretty obvious: Sean took his place as the de facto KF-friendly lawyer after he pissed away all the good will he had on here. He also was and still is friendly with people in the Rekieta a-log sphere, moreso than people like Kurt or Legal Mindset.

Also, he's like, you know, actually here. Sean is technically a Kiwi, whereas Nick never was. I think Nick ramped up the hostility once @Potentially Criminal was registered. I know there was much gnashing of teeth in his Locals. Those morons basically consider anything to do with here an act of treason.

Nick = Former off-site "friend of the Farms."
Sean = Actually on the damn Farms.

That said, it warrants a reminder that Sean is not the only lawyer (current and former) who is a Kiwi. There are others. Every single one I know of has a very dim view of Nick. Either now, or dating to the past. Some of them have had that view stretching back to Weebwars, when such an opinion was regarded as something of an outlier here. In retrospect, I find that both bittersweet and amusing.

Anyways I am not saying that anyone should blindly trust Sean (as many people, self included, once blindly trusted Nick), but what I AM saying is, based on empirical evidence, that he has thus far established a better track record for honesty and foresight than Nick.

Which I realize, to some, doesn't seem particularly difficult or impressive now.

Sean addresses the supertips NIL situation before his Karen Read coverage today, about 5 minutes into the stream:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hXmXmWG7PuQAs Nick says he doesn't need Sean's likeness to feed his kids, Sean will be filing a takedown.

He also dunks on Nick's understanding of contracts and the law.

Superchat: If Nick and Kurt were both drowning and there's only one life preserver, who gets it?

Sean (deadpan, directly into the camera, and without skipping a beat): Kurt.

 

[AnOminous]

We still do not know what that was actually about because of the vague-talking. Entirely possible it was about the settlement in the RP case, but we do not know because it was never revealed.

Could it have been the April whore shack revelation that MNPR dropped right after his return to streaming?

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

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Nick once again coming in without a hint of self awareness.

With his finest non-practicing non-licenced degree from one of the statistically worst law schools in the country, Nick Rekieta WILL singlehandedly defeat Nev. Rev. Stat. § 597.790 (2023) !

His right to commercially profit from the likeness of nonconsenting individuals SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED!!!

This is the same guy who goes around calling others “copyright cucks”:

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Nick Rekieta is a copyright cuck, confirmed

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[Fapcop]

This is extremely reminiscent of Amberlynn Reid posting proof of her uterine cancer from her phone.

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Just like with Amber, Nick does not need to do this, and if anything, it makes him look worse. All it does is prove how perpetually assmad he is at his critics.

Nick really is the perfect archetypal Lolcow.

He truly is a muppet, forever pupeteered by total strangers.

Is one BORN this broken? Is it something that’s caused by not getting attention from mom and dad?!

 

[Sneed Force One]

There is the cyber crime topic, which I believe is real, but has not had any consequences visible enough for us to KNOW it is real.

And then there was at least one Aaron stream about "exciting news" that Sean also voiced his opinion on and "confirmed".

We still do not know what that was actually about because of the vague-talking. Entirely possible it was about the settlement in the RP case, but we do not know because it was never revealed.

Do we have a cut on Sean's opinion and confirmation? I must've missed it

 

[AnOminous]

Yep. Sean certainly is fat. He is indeed overweight. He is far from his ideal BMI. He no doubt has issues doing activities that a more physically fit person can do.

The thing about fat jokes is they're not really funny by themselves. They're only funny in context, like the target of them responds by spazzing out and denying being fat, like Fat Rick Hamlinson, or presents themselves as some kind of fitness guru, while being obviously fat.

Nick doesn't get this, because he isn't big on that whole social cues thing.

Also because he's FAT. He's definitely packing on the pounds lately.

When I saw him in his car during that group lawyer stream, I was going to come on and crack wise a about it, but Nick actually made me not want to do it.

That's another thing I'll never forgive Nick for. He almost personally ruined fatphobia!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Do we have a cut on Sean's opinion and confirmation? I must've missed it

This has been a long time ago already, when Aaron started first gloating about a possible settlement. Might go as far back as December 2024.
It is hard to keep track of all the different storylines.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

The thing about fat jokes is they're not really funny by themselves. They're only funny in context, like the target of them responds by spazzing out and denying being fat, like Fat Rick Hamlinson, or presents themselves as some kind of fitness guru, while being obviously fat.

Nick doesn't get this, because he isn't big on that whole social cues thing.

Also because he's FAT. He's definitely packing on the pounds lately.

That's another thing I'll never forgive Nick for. He almost personally ruined fatphobia!

In fact, Sean owned the fat joke by doing a sandwich stream on youtube. (Sorry poors, you gotta pay a membership to see it.)

The only thing Nick owns is -1 House that he had at the start of the year, and roughly six KNUs.

 

[AnOminous]

It also gives a little more tantalizing detail about the local community view of Nick.

Apparently there are plenty of people in Spicer and Wilmar, who have nothing to do with KF, nothing to do with Aaron, who are not only following the Nick saga but actively participating to the point of drive by photography, and are in touch with one another.

Nick has always railed against the Minnesota prude conspiracy out to frame him, and here we got an insight into what that actually means. Who are they? We don’t know. We might never know. But we thank them.

I hope they're all really Minnesota nice to him whenever they talk to him.

Hey Nick. Someone you know is one of us.

 

[Angry Shoes]

For those that don't remember Kurt was one of the last baldoguard to turn on Nick. Sure he eventually turned, but all this rage is toward a man who stood beside Nick until he absolutely couldn't justify it.

 

[Edward Teach]

The thing about fat jokes is they're not really funny by themselves. They're only funny in context, like the target of them responds by spazzing out and denying being fat, like Fat Rick Hamlinson, or presents themselves as some kind of fitness guru, while being obviously fat.

Nick doesn't get this, because he isn't big on that whole social cues thing.

Also because he's FAT. He's definitely packing on the pounds lately.

That's another thing I'll never forgive Nick for. He almost personally ruined fatphobia!

Doesn't help he is downing 2 or 3 soda full of sugar in a couple of hours.....and doing it like a faggot too.

 

[Captain Manning]

This is the same guy who goes around calling others “copyright cucks”:

It's not even copyright in the instant matter.

Kurt is not a copyright cuck for what he did here.
Sean is not a copyright cuck for what he's going to do here.
If Aaron or Nate decide to take action, they would also not be copyright cucks.

Nick *is* legitimately a copyright cuck.

The issue here is adjacent to one of intellectual property, I suppose (one's voice and likeness), but it's not, strictly speaking, a copyright issue.

Sometimes I wonder if Nick even paid attention in law school, or just cheated on the bar exam. This is clearly him being pissed off over the shit he got for going after elb and trying to throw it in someone else's face. He's a toddler.

The thing about fat jokes is they're not really funny by themselves.

Correct. Whereas "X is fat and I would not have sex with them," is never not funny. You need to include the "I would not have sex with them."

It doesn't even require the person to be fat. In fact, it's actually funnier if they're not.

For example:

Nick is a gargantuan tub of lard, and I would not have sex with him.

 

[sum ting wong]

Not cool Nick, Aaron didn't give you permission to share that.

Spoiler: NSFW

Spoiler: Have fun

 

[AnOminous]

Good on Sean.

He deserves an extra sandwich for this one.