💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
I just remembered a long time ago Tim Pool was big mad that some guest had gone crazy with the cocaine in the Timcast bathroom. Was that Nick? I think he only ever came on Timcast as a guest once.
 
I remember Nick telling everyone that he didn't want to talk about personal drama on his own streams because his audience wouldn't like it, and that's why he kept going onto the pedophile's stream instead. Fast forward a few months, and Nick's livestream has immediately devolved into the exact thing he said his audience wouldn't like.

He's taking his lawtube audience, who have been getting their lawtube fix from the likes of Nate the Lawyer, Potentially Criminal, and Uncivil Law for a year now, and is focusing his streams on attacking these people that his audience grew to enjoy in his absence. His lawtube audience is being forced to decide between mature legal analysis from consistent lawtubers who don't poison their cupboard children with cocaine, or some bitch-made child abuser who knows nothing about the trial and won't shut up about his personal squabbles.

The only people who would side with him are people who don't care about legal analysis and only care about his personal drama, despite him avoiding streaming for months because he didn't want to alienate his audience with his personal drama.

It's really baffling.
 
I remember Nick telling everyone that he didn't want to talk about personal drama on his own streams because his audience wouldn't like it, and that's why he kept going onto the pedophile's stream instead. Fast forward a few months, and Nick's livestream has immediately devolved into the exact thing he said his audience wouldn't like.
He repeated this promise on his first Locals stream after conviction, then proceeded to call Kurt an incel one day later.
 
Just watched the MATI segment, and I'm almost surprised Nick thinks he can still hop in the shower and wish Josh a million pizza days and that'll get Josh to do things for him. Then I remember the booze and whipits
 
I was skimming the stream and noticed his white balance was different and thought he might have seen this post.

This morning:
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This afternoon:
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But then I found out what happened - he showed his phone to the camera and that changed the white balance. I guess it's just on permanent auto-adjust? What a lazy bum.
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Holy fuck nick get new material already. Haha he's fat haha. you're an emaciated skeleton that drugged his daughter
 
Are they all 12?
No, but they act like it. They are all middle-aged Gen X losers that think they're comedians and still act like they are in the cool clique in high school. The dabbleverse is the most embarrassing shit ever. Worst part is that the main target of these sad sacks of shit, Stuttering John Melendez of The Howard Stern Show, hasn't even been interesting to follow for like 5 years now. It's why they are now desperately trying to shift their focus to a boring cow like Aaron.
 
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Did this absolute nigger just reference the fucking Joker to justify giving his daughter cocaine?

"We're all 2 bad days away from this happening, man! It was out of my control! Not my fault at all! This coulda happened to anyone!"

Yes, it was 2 days and not the MONTHS of people saying "Nick, stop doing drugs, you're gonna fuck your life up and get arrested!"

Kill yourself in real life on stream, Nick.
People in real life comparing themselves to the joker are the biggest red flags to walk the Earth.
 
He just won't stop. Asks viewers to harass and mock Kurt, then retweets them, or replies to add his own two cents.
Please Nick, keep adding more material. We at the KiwiFarms like a good lulsuit.

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Bottom line is, if you use Supertips, Pedomelt is 100% getting your shit, specifically thanks to Stripe integration, and Melton admits it.
Yeah and it’s frankly scandalous that Stripe hasn’t yanked the account of Pat Dixon for openly doxing his ex-gf on stream using their Supertip integration. She said she was filing a complaint with them. Dixon has repeatedly gloated about getting away with it and insists “If there was anything nefarious I could do with people’s information, Stripe wouldn’t let me have it.” Completely ignoring that doxing your customers is a violation of Stripe TOS.

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Kurt's weight is such a retarded angle of attack anyways. Going from fat to fit is more of a curable situation than going from an emaciated drugged up skeleton to fit. If Nick wants to attack anyone for their health, he should start with the man in the cocaine tray's mirror.

Ran some facts about the two into ChatGPT and got this:

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I swear on my fucking life, I didn't feed it the "chaos" moniker, it came up with that on its own.

The Emaciated Chaos Engine has a chance, but it's much more of a long shot than Kurt's health situation. However, Nick is a homosexual and only values whether he finds a body visually appealing. Health has nothing to do with his perspective. He's basically giving Kurt the "you are fat and I wouldn't have sex with you" line.
 
A quick observation with the ACK ACK ACKing,
Does anyone else ALSO notice the high pitched "ahhh ahhh" he does after?
It's EXACTLY DSPs mannerism....
Gotta love the nervous cope laugh they both do. "See guys? I'm totally not SEETHING WITH THE MOST INTENSE RAGE at this, I'm just so above it all. See how much it doesn't bother me everyone?" Narcissists that just have to be in control of the narrative at all times. Also, I noticed that recently Phil has referred to some criticisms of him as "weird".
 
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"Alright ladies and gents, eyes up and ears open!
We have lot "Slatternly Whore", a whole half-dozen collection! Not high in value, but they sell! Who am I to judge!

Bidding starts at a blazing $300—that’s right, 6 crisp KNUs! We’ve got heat in the house, bidders circlin’ like hawks— @Fapcop in the game and the stakes are high! All proceeds goin’ to a good cause, folks—helpin’ drug addicts in need! Now let’s do some good with some fast cash!

Goin’ once! Goin’ twice!—Who’s gonna take it home?!"
OH BOY! OH BOY!

THREE HUNDRED RIGHT HERE!

THREE TWENTY if you throw in one of the nudes Nick took when Kayla was passed out!

Totally not a father of five in his forties. A felonious cuck who’s a total failure both in terms of legal career and a role model.

Nay, he is CHAOS! A trickster like character, forever young, that puts the Joker to shame!
 
Even simpler, isn't it 'MAY' be deferred? Can't judge simply not defer it without explanation after seeing other lawyers being harassed in the chats?

As for the probation violation, I think that will come in the form of him pissing hot, or doing something else really dumb. Like visibly drinking or doing drugs on stream.
Neither the Judge nor his Parole Officer will give much of a shit regarding an internet slap fight between lawyers involving AI voices.

But what they will note is Nick still looks strung out and high as a kite in these streams. And that's gonna be a huge problem for Nick. He's already deep on the Judges shit list. 5 years Probation? Yeah he has just one chance to make good in the Judges eyes and he's already fucking it up.

The problem with Hollywood clean and sober is that really only works with Hollywood Courts. Who have long turned a blind eye to their main local industries excesses. Watching Nick, the PO will want some tests. Frequently. If those tests come back containing more Benzo's than Blood and Urine questions will be asked. "I have a prescription" is not magic words to keep you out of jail. They will ask the prescribing doctor what the deal is. The prescribing physician does not want to get on anybodies radar over controlled substances. He needs his DEA number. He will fully cooperate. After all he probably did not know Nick was convicted for drug offenses.

And as has been noted, not serving the 30 days is at the Judges discretion for good behavior. Not anything guaranteed to Nick. Chances are that will be off the table.
 
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Nick definitely got hit with a privacy complaint because he is hyper assblasted on Xitter at 01:30 central time, right now.
It's crazy to me that someone who was a lawyer (at some point and to some degree) doesn't understand what express written permission means, lol. I don't think Aaron's kids could even possibly consent to being used in this ai superchat shit, so Melton can probably get absolutely destroyed and have every single one of his shows taken down.
 
This reddit genie shtick is so tiring. He thinks it makes him look so smart by talking in "uhhhmmm acktuallys" but it just makes him look like slimy liar. Having to find the 100% technically correct language that he has decided is the correct passcode like you are chanting a spell is peak mid-wit

Imagine being his room mate in college:
>Did you eat my spaghetti that was in the fridge?
No, I didn't eat any spaghetti in the fridge
>Did you remove my spaghetti from the fridge and then eat it?
No, I didn't eat any spaghetti that I didn't consider mine
> Did you eat the spaghetti that I labelled with my name, that was in the fridge in the dorm at some point after being in the fridge at the store before being consumed by you?
Well it was a ready meal so by that logic it was in a fridge at the store, so how can we establish a time line with that logic?

1 hour later
> Did you remove the ready meal, mainly consisting of noodle shaped pasta ,that was assuming the info on the packaging was correct, 387 calories, weighing 170 metric grams, purchased from Walmart for $0.75 US dollars including local sales tax and at current dollar value at 4:23pm CDT Daylight Savings Time, on 05/06/2002 AD Gregorian Calendar, US date format, the time where it was removed from the fridge in the store, where it labelled with my legal first name in modern US English after returning to the Sneed dorm no.14 and then was stored and last seen 27 minutes after I closed the door fully after returning from Walmart by me in the Blue, Igloo brand fridge 2 imperial US ft, the measurement not the human body part, to my, not your, left from my current potion in 3 dimensional space from said fridge before you consumed most, if not all, of the edible parts of the dish by placing it in you mouth and swallowing. Also assuming all numbers are rounded to positive integer.
Yes but I don't see why it matters, it's kind of funny and weird when you think about it.
> BECAUSE I HAVE NO MONEY AND I HAVEN'T EATEN IN THREE DAYS
what do you mean by no money and by what metric are you measuring these "days"?
 
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Null, maybe your lolcow sense have dulled. Nick is a boring lolcow? No... no, there's still plenty of milk in this cow.
 
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