💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
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People like Nick (I might as well just say 'faggots') mistake jokes for unseriousness, probably because they're autistic and can't entertain that humour is a complex thing beyond just "That guy said something and didn't entirely mean it! Haw haw!". They think anything qualifies as a joke so long as it isn't said with complete sincerity, and it's somehow the audience's fault for 'not getting it', or 'lacking a sense of humor', or 'being PC' and so on and so forth. At no point does it enter their thick fucking skulls that a joke has to have qualities that, even if it's only subjectively funny, appeals to the intended audience. I don't think there even is an audience that would find Nick's jokes overwhelmingly funny. You'd have to have lived a similar life of drug abuse, cuckoldry, pedophilia-adjacency, professional failure, and all the other shit that comes with being such an abject loser. And even then that's probably not funny to talk about, just all-too-real.
This is also why Nick’s standup routine failed and why he’s so painfully unfunny.

He thinks things are funny because he says them, and uses humor as a perceived cudgel against his imaginary enemies. Not to make people laugh. Hence all the “FAT!” and pedo jokes.

A low IQ narc with sociopathic tendencies like Nick would never understand what people find funny nor why they laugh.

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It seems (to me) either that Kurt sent YouTube a privacy complaint and Nick's stream got demonitised, so he had to ask Melton to disable it.

Or Kurt sent Melton a C&D based off Nevada law and Patrick was forced to delete it because he's a destitute little creature.
Either way it’s 2am in the Rekieta house, and the kids can’t sleep because they can hear Nick seething and banging his head against the wall.
 
Nick showed his prescription Adderall bottle, which prompted a chatter to say:
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...To which Nick replied that he hasn't been diagnosed ADHD, but he's pretty sure he has it.
He's going to start shaking pill bottles like Ethan Ralph 🐷. His full balldomorphisis into the rage pig will be completed soon

He's unhinged. I really hope pedotips gets busted. It'll be funny to see the entire Diddleverse squirm and cope.
Also, I think Ethan Ralph 🐷 should get on. It's TAX FREE BISH. What if they say no? That would be extra funny.

What absolute fucking shithouse charlatan prescribed Nick Adderall while he's presumably still on Provigil!? This is exactly what a ton of people said he would do, but I thought that doctors would have more scruples and integrity, and wouldn't just prescribe him controlled substances to abuse. But I stand corrected. Shame on me for still having any faith in medical professionals or their adherence to the Hippocratic Oath, I guess.
He probably got the prescription online. I remember when he got mad at people calling him a pill head and a druggie. He's the literal definition of one. Aside from cocks of the steel toe kind, what addictive substances aren't in his system now?

Also, you probably meant 30mg, not 30g—taking a thousand doses would be absolutely insane.
:really: wrong dorknerd, my daughter was tested for 5000g/mg in the tests.
 
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Nick really can't handle this.
Maybe they should reduce his Adderall, he is a bit hyper-active.
At least he is an expert on Vaginitis thanks to the Minnesota 6 he bangs.

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All that is required is your doctor writing you a prescription for it. It's honestly that simple. Even if Nick's doctor is a shitbag pill miller who wrongfully prescribed Nick Adderall, Nick didn't obtain it illegally. Only immorally.
Negative, at least not in my state. You have to take a 6 hour long evaluation by a psych and only if they say you have it then the doc can prescribe it. 30 day supply only and the doc has to see you every 90 days to keep it up.
 
Negative, at least not in my state. You have to take a 6 hour long evaluation by a psych and only if they say you have it then the doc can prescribe it. 30 day supply only and the doc has to see you every 90 days to keep it up.
Nick did a full drug assessment as mandatory part of the CHIPS case as ordered by the court.

If they decided to prescribe him drugs as part of his treatment plan, then he is taking them entirely legally and has been for a while now.
Only thanks to him streaming do we get to see his druggy behavior.
 
Nick did a full drug assessment as mandatory part of the CHIPS case as ordered by the court.

If they decided to prescribe him drugs as part of his treatment plan, then he is taking them entirely legally and has been for a while now.
Only thanks to him streaming do we get to see his druggy behavior.
True, true. I went through the non-convicted felon method with an above board doctor.
 
Well currently he's reporting people on Xitter so it's definitely Anything Can Happen Day, only you know, Night.
You just don't get his humor KiwiChild!
It is totally normal for a father of 5 to sit on Xitter at 2:20am on a week day, seething about his harassing impersonation of a lawyer being struck on Youtube.

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Nick is under the extreme cope that Pedotips isn't violating Nevada law and YouTube privacy TOS.

Non-licenced non-practicing untrained civilian in Minnesota pretends to know YouTube's legal obligation or Nevada law. Get wrecked Balldo!
 
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Has anybody asked Grok if the privacy complaint angle is a legally valid one?

Google AI is pretty clear:

Privacy Violations: Voice cloning without consent is a clear violation of privacy. Individuals have a right to control how their likeness, including their voice, is used. Unauthorized use of a cloned voice for commercial purposes, pranks, or to harm someone's reputation can be grounds for a legal claim
 
Additional Big Nose Cuckoldry by Baldo. We are now over a year since he last received a citation from a State Trooper for a list of traffic charges. This was one of many he received in the months before. Well, he never paid this one with a balance of $539. Additionally, Baldo for a second year in a row did not renew the tags on the Mustang and Lincoln Navigator. The same may be true for his Van. Now there is another good reason for interaction with a LEO when they pull him over for expired registration. It would not surprise me if his auto insurance has lapsed. With his record, his premiums must be sky high like he is most of the time. It would also not surprise me if his drivers license has been suspended. What a shocker this will be for his probation officer. Considering Baldo easily spent over 1K if not more giving super chats to other streamers over the last year, he can't be bothered to pay his fines, and renew vehicle registrations. With all the driving he claims must be done to shuttle the kids around, this would seem to be a higher priority, but he doesn't give a shit.
 

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Not only is Rekieta a salty bitch he is akshuallyposting at a rate few would believe possible. What the actual fuck.
For a man who spent tens of thousands of dollars akshuallying with criminal and appeals court just to lose, you'd think he'd pause and read the rules and laws.

Oh what am I talking about? If Nick had a modicum of common sense, he wouldn't be competing for the Lolcow Triple Crown.
 
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