💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Mr.Bucket]

Nick showed his prescription Adderall bottle, which prompted a chatter to say:
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...To which Nick replied that he hasn't been diagnosed ADHD, but he's pretty sure he has it.

He can't be getting that legally. To get prescribed it you have to go through an evaluation and be diagnosed.

I know, I had to go through that shit and still haven't been prescribed it despite being ADHD as fuck.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I am convinced that Bossman and Nick are somehow bound in fate so I'm pretty sure this nigga is NOT gonna make it.
And it might be sooner than later if he's already on the diet speed.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Once that 5 years was announced it was always a count down to jail, but is he trying to speedrun this shit?

I am curious to see how he still manages to come off as a conceited cunt while in jail.

 

[AI Generated User]

Kurt hit Nick with a Copyright strike?

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

Yet he’s still gloating about how easy it was to get “sober.”

Imagine how degenerate/cowardly Nick is that he can live a life of complete lies and not neck himself.

At least we will possibly see a stroke or heart attack on stream when he overdoses on both Adderall and Provigil at the same time. There is also the fact that it is a near certainty that we will see Nick's Probation Officer on stream at some point if he keeps streaming for 5 years. He can't tell them not to come to his house while he's streaming and not to come into his streaming room. There is a good chance he gets a surprise visit and gets up without turning off the stream, then we see his Probation Officer walk in, look around a bit, pick up his can of Monster and sniff it for alchohol, maybe looks in his desk or whatever, and probably grimaces and says in an annoyed tone, "What is sticking to my shoe on this carpet? You should probably do some cleaning in here."

 

[Fapcop]

Normally I'm not a big fan of fucking with somebody's business, but given what that business is doing, and the two faggots involved, I wouldn't exactly cry if Melton lost Supertips, or even if Nick got yeeted off YouTube.

I have zero problems admitting that when it comes to these two, in particular Melton, I’m an absolute hypocrite who have no problems with any kind of legal/Jewish shenanigans of any kind.

Shit, if you told me you’re on the run from the cops because you burned down Meltons house with him inside, I’d not just buy you a drink, I’d gladly offer you a place to stay until the coast is clear.

He’s a gross pedo who deserves to raped by some meth’d up Tren De Aragua initiates.

(Rekieta not so much. Mostly because he has kids who’d be pretty upset if they found the remains of their dad in some trap house.)

 

[Vibralldo]

Kurt hit Nick with a Copyright strike?

Damn, thank god Nick's never been a flaggot before *cough* Elissa Clips *cough*

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

can I start selling albums with AI generated music trained exclusively on Metallica and marketed under the name Metallica?

You might get away with it if you use the name Metallicock.

 

[East_Clintwood]

I am convinced that Bossman and Nick are somehow bound in fate

Seems obvious to me. Bossman is forever cucked by fate to not win LoTY, and as such Nick and his shitshow of a life is the karmic mechanism by which the universe rigs it against him.

 

[Niggernerd]

Kurt hit Nick with a Copyright strike?

Idk Nick seems like you need that cream for the ass hurt Kurt W

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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[Harm]

You might get away with it if you use the name Metallicock.

We'll need a product placement tie-in with the Balldo for good measure.

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Link (archive in progress)

I applaud Nick's ability to find the lowest common denominator joke and somehow lower it even further.

 

[SterilizedGlowsticks]

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Weird, why wouldn't he just counter the claim? Surely he's in the right? It's just parody/fair use! The legal expert totally a lawyer Nick Rekieta should be able to handle this...

 

[Fapcop]

Kurt hit Nick with a Copyright strike?

Please let this be the arc where Nick ends up with ANOTHER defamation suit because he’s such a one note retard he can’t help but call Kurt a pedo.

 

[Vect]

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...He literally passes up no opportunity to tempt Fate, eh?

I'm sure mentioning this in Locals will be a bannable offence in...ooh, a few days time.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Acute vaginitis, Nick says? I assume he’s very familiar with that diagnosis from his months with Fishy April.

 

[Fapcop]

...He literally passes up no opportunity to tempt Fate, eh?

I'm sure mentioning this in Locals will be a bannable offence in...ooh, a few days time.

Get ready for a super salty Rekieta today, who will sperg about it for 15 minutes, because he never can let anything go.

Maybe because the Ls keep coming and the only thing Nick has left is his spite.

EDIT: What’s YT’ policy on copyright strikes? Three and you’re out? I’d laugh so hard if he lost his channel or was forced off for a week, because Sean, Kurt and Aaron triple tagged him because he was retarded enough to get in bed with Melton.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

The only molestation he experienced was the teacher taking away his Transformers toy.

"The day I took your transformer was the most important day of your life. But for me it was Tuesday."

 

[Melty Butter]

I've never ever been prouder for a bitch like Kurt.

Hey, Kurt, while you're at it, feel free to send a letter to his PO for harassment. It would be the funniest thing ever if you caused him to serve 28 days.

 

[Niggernerd]

Nate and Sean have the potential to do the funniest thing ever right now