💼 Careercow Alyssa Mercante / beerandfeminism / kombitchaTEArex / High Heeled Gamer / hayy GIRL hayy / uhLyssa15 - From failed sex worker to failed clickbait journalist. A far-left racist narcissistic abusive smug feminazi. Stalks her targets and their families, DEI & SBI activist, alcoholic junkie, threatens gamers & YouTubers to public fights and then lawsuits.

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

LOL at Abyssa trying to act like he's hot and unbothered, when she's a barely employed garbage fire that looks like Zinnia Jones.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

"Nyah nyah nyaaaaaah, you haters are ugly!!! Nyah nyah nyahhhhhh!!!"

"I am not owned, you are owned!"

I hope her boyfriend finds a new chick while she has a few days to clear his head.

 

[vanta pilled]

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Well, this confirms my suspicion that she wasn't working as a waitress but was just LARPing as one for a day for a couple of pity bucks and some low class cred. I don't understand why she insists so much on giving false or partial information then getting assmad about people who repeat exactly what she said (outside of desperate attention-seeking and more chances to crybully people). "-I suck cocks for money" "-You suck cocks for money?" "-How dare you!". Rinse and repeat.

Yea, there are people who pick up random shifts, they're called teenagers. They just needed some extra cash and a shift time that didn't interfere with school. Alyssa really is stuck in the adolescence mindset.

And if I'm being honest, the "friends who own bars/restaurants" is just another lie, from having done a few interviews for a busboy/dishwasher position when I was a teenager I'm guessing she just got a trial shift and they haven't called her back with an employment offer (gee I wonder why).

 

[JT Smash: divorced & gay]

A grown-ass woman is in Italy, and instead of enjoying herself like any normal human would, Abyssa is instead spending it getting drunk on shit she can buy at any fucking bar and getting into childish slapfights on Twitter.

I wonder if her family can see her posts and regret why they even let her tag along.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Chris Cruz simp-cheerleading for Alyssa Mercante's Rolling Stone article as always, like he's freakin' Barney that goes "Everything Alyssa Mercante does is SUPER-DEE-DUPER!!".
(Archived Article)

 

[deleuzeon]

Sexual Assault is okay to Alyssa Mercante if it's a random Italian creep in Italy.

This story is really funny when you realize what actually happened is she got hustled by a street vendor. "10 euro discount" (lol) AND he called you cute? Guy is a pro.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

This is pretty much Alyssa Mercante acting like a spoiled shit brat going "Nyah nyah nyaaaaaah, you haters are ugly!!! Nyah nyah nyahhhhhh!!!" to her so-called haters pointing out her mentally childish behavior while she's at Italy.
(Archive)
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Sexual Assault is okay to Alyssa Mercante if it's a random Italian creep in Italy. And her boyfriend Shane gets to sit in the cuck bench and watch.
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Ralphafemale behavior

 

[Charnel Ground]

A grown-ass woman is in Italy, and instead of enjoying herself like any normal human would, Abyssa is instead spending it getting drunk on shit she can buy at any fucking bar and getting into childish slapfights on Twitter.

I wonder if her family can see her posts and regret why they even let her tag along.

My initial assumption that she was going with her family doesn't seem right anymore, I'm pretty sure she's there alone.

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

My initial assumption that she was going with her family doesn't seem right anymore, I'm pretty sure she's there alone.

She went to Mass, which doesn't seem like something she'd do voluntarily at all. It could also be she went with them but has just been off getting daydrunk on her own and avoiding them, like a moping teen.

I'm leaning towards "She lied about Mass and she's alone", however.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

It seems she was invited there to play Anno117 Pax Romana.
Glad to see the Ubisoft is doing everything they can to make that game bomb as hard as possible.

The gameplay trailer and cinematic trailer weren't bad enough yet, better invite the hack journos who will write what you want, and thereby warn the world not to buy your trash product.

[EDIT] This means she is in fact alone in the city, walking around like a slutty teenager, pretending to be happy. Not a single other person who was also invited there wants to be seen in a picture with her. lmao

 

[p1138]

It seems she was invited there to play Anno117 Pax Romana.
Glad to see the Ubisoft is doing everything they can to make that game bomb as hard as possible.

The gameplay trailer and cinematic trailer weren't bad enough yet, better invite the hack journos who will write what you want, and thereby warn the world not to buy your trash product.

[EDIT] This means she is in fact alone in the city, walking around like a slutty teenager, pretending to be happy. Not a single other person who was also invited there wants to be seen in a picture with her. lmao

Wait, so this isn't even just her managing to pull a vacation out of her ass as if maybe she paid for it months ago before she lost her job, but it's more publisher/journoscum collusion that pretty much everyone hates about game journalism?

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Wait, so this isn't even just her managing to pull a vacation out of her ass as if maybe she paid for it months ago before she lost her job, but it's more publisher/journoscum collusion that pretty much everyone hates about game journalism?

It appears so. And it makes sense, Ubisoft has been flying her around to show her the garbage games and she writes her fluff articles about them.

 

[DragoonSierra]

Real ass dagos don't water down wine.

They did in Pompei

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

They did in Pompei

didn't they die
ETA volcanos

 

[stupid frog]

My initial assumption that she was going with her family doesn't seem right anymore, I'm pretty sure she's there alone.

She's always alone.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Alyssa has promised us a lul video in which she will show how hard her life is, because all those people harassing her and threatening her, organized and coordinated by the big Master Mind Jeff Tarzia.

Seems like the commentary about her solo trip to Italy during which zero friends posed with her for pictures and she had to brag about some North African streets salesman calling her "beautiful", left some marks on her ego.


[Archive]

 

[Kuritan Deplorable]

Alyssa has promised us a lul video in which she will show how hard her life

So my Origin point on the farms was the Yandere Simulator thread - And oh boy, I did not expect to get a Hate and Shame 2 from Alyssa of all people.

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

Alyssa has promised us a lul video in which she will show how hard her life is, because all those people harassing her and threatening her, organized and coordinated by the big Master Mind Jeff Tarzia.

Seems like the commentary about her solo trip to Italy during which zero friends posed with her for pictures and she had to brag about some North African streets salesman calling her "beautiful", left some marks on her ego.

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[Archive]

Even her right-hand simp Dave Rivera is butthurt about Smash JT because he made a post about Alanah Pearce and hopes that Alyssa Mercante wins the lolsuit.
(Archive)

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Alyssa has promised us a lul video in which she will show how hard her life is, because all those people harassing her and threatening her, organized and coordinated by the big Master Mind Jeff Tarzia.

Seems like the commentary about her solo trip to Italy during which zero friends posed with her for pictures and she had to brag about some North African streets salesman calling her "beautiful", left some marks on her ego.

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[Archive]

Loving this Italy trip. Her top tier example is a man telling her he doesn't want to have sex with her lol

 

[Frosted Snowflakes]

"Alyssa Mercante simps, UNITE!! And harass and stalk Smash JT for hurting Alyssa Mercante's fee-fees!"
(Archives)