💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
He either makes wrong assumptions or just says some generic shit, there's zero value in watching his streams if you're actually interested in Karen Read trial or law.
He could coast on just saying generic shit. It wouldn't even require some huge study session, just the equivalent of reading CliffsNotes in the form of a few popular legal blog updates a day. He can't do that so even watching in real time, you're just getting a bunch of dick jokes and whining and wailing about his own personal woes.
Look, I don’t know if Karen Read is innocent or guilty—but what I do know is that this case stinks worse than week-old chowder left in a Boston summer heatwave.
The jokes aren't supposed to make sense. It's supposed to stink like a cop at a Denny's. Or like a ten year old with a scat fetish. Something more Rekieta.
 
Wyświetl załącznik 7289501 it never makes his abnormal nose big enough.

Those two would look great PSed onto "American Gothic"

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Kurt actually can do pretty decent lawstreams at times.

I can't find the goddamned thing now, but he actually did one years ago where he played the oral appeal argument in a case out of South Carolina where the cops turned some guy into a paraplegic. I must confess it was a pretty comfy listen, despite just being him.
Kurt's issue is that he does something spergy like his "Chevron Dance" and then loses everyone who thinks he's respectable. Nick won't do any such thing. If Nick does something spergy, it will actually gain him viewers hoping for something interesting. Otherwise he will bleed out.
 
I tried listening to Nick's coverage for 15 minutes just to give him a fair chance but his voice is so awful and whiny sounding I wouldn't be able to watch him even if he had something useful to say.
I usually watch the recaps by lawyer you know instead of live trial coverage. I highly recommend him for anyone who wants to hear a real lawyer go over things.
 
Kurt's issue is that he does something spergy like his "Chevron Dance" and then loses everyone who thinks he's respectable.
I think Kurt's other issue here is that he's not a lawyer.

I mean, he technically is, but like, not really. He was a supervisory patent clerk with a law license.

Look at the people that are actually doing exceptionally well. They actually practice or have practiced extensively. People appreciate "expert commentary."

This is the very essence of why Nick's law license is so important to him. He needs it for that aura of credibility, even if he has no idea what the hell he's talking about.

Also, props to Emily Baker for staying out of this shitshow. That's clearly paying dividends for her now.

Nick won't do any such thing. If Nick does something spergy, it will actually gain him viewers hoping for something interesting. Otherwise he will bleed out.
Then he's fucked. Because if he does anything too spergy, it'll set off alarm bells at probation, and he's got five years of that shit to get through.
 
I think Kurt's other issue here is that he's not a lawyer.
At the very least, Kurt is willing to put in the work to make sure his facts are as accurate as possible. Nick won't even do basic research so he isn't constantly talking out of his ass.

I tried listening to Nick's coverage for 15 minutes just to give him a fair chance but his voice is so awful and whiny sounding I wouldn't be able to watch him even if he had something useful to say.
He's always been incredibly fucking whiny. Something that was beginning to cause me to start hate watching his content a few years ago was how much he'd whine about problems that were easily fixable if he put in a fraction of the effort to do so. He'd rather bitch and whine if the alternative is to actually do something to fix the problem.

Not even accounting for how dogshit his ability to do things that are incredibly basic and important, like talking to his fucking editor to tell them what they need to do for his channel, because he expects them to read his fucking mind because he doesn't even want to say what he wants. It'd be like being a cooking channel but forgetting to buy ingredients, so you make a video whining about the dish you would've made but you can't, because it's just so hard to...do your fucking job.

He actually did put in some effort into his early streams at one point, but it seems that once YouTube took off enough for him to actually live off the money, and it became a job, some faggot switch in his faggot brain flipped and he decided he'd rather whine impotently and suck cocks like a faggot instead of being a man who just does what he needs to. Because working is for the poors, or some other faggot mentality he probably believes he's entitled to.

Tl;dr: he talks like a fag, and his shit's all retarded.
 
Similar to Destiny the Goonclown, you need to give him the Balldo prefix.

Alcohol dripping on the carpet will probably improve the situation, as it will disinfect the spot it lands on.
That will cause the trace cocaine on the carpet metabolise into benzoylecgonine. Skelly told me washing the sample causes stuff to happen.
Maybe that's why she had such high numbers. The crackden was so filthy full of cocaine dust and spilt liquor along with Aaron's semen, it created some kind of chemical reaction to create metabolites. :really:
 
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