💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[ackack99]

This clip is absolutely humiliating. Anisa is overjoyed to be breathing the same air as the bull, the bull sounds disinterested and borderline annoyed these people are in his house while Ian lazily says “we’re about to be L dancing”.. something the bull didn’t have to do and would never do because he’s always thinking about his aura. He knew they all looked retarded but he doesn’t care about them. He’s obviously very disappointed in his gimp for making such a piss poor video that is being received so badly.

its hilarious to me how Hasan refused to participate in Ian's gay little L dance but hes perfectly willing to dress up as a cat maid for the entire world to see. Hasan sees that as LESS humiliating than participating in Ian's lame bullshit.

 

[Gottahavemysips]

That lisping meathead is going off.

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[L/A]
He remains CC3's strongest promoter, while casting aspersions at Ian.

It almost makes me feel a bit for this retard. The people founding the event have been hell-bent on fucking it up as thoroughly as possible, he keeps trying to jump on landmines for them but every time they just step on his back and blow themselves up as well.
Hell, even last year with the froggy fresh stuff, he was the only one with the event who was trying to hop into drama channels because he understood that at least SOME sort of narrative was potentially good for the event, even if the froggy ship had sailed. People probably only even heard about CC2 because of the Froggy Fresh shit, and it really shows with the numbers it made.
CC3 is absolutely fucked. Anus and Mr. Jomha should really be stepping up the promotion - last year, they had the benefit of the doubt from retards who donated because of the charity angle. Now that the charity part has been excised, I don't think people will be nearly as keen on ponying up the cash to keep these tards out of going six figures in debt because they wanted to fly out their faggy YouTuber "friends" for a party.

 

[JelloJerk]

This is fascinating to watch. I didn't expect them to address the criticism, but being silent would be one thing, to then genuinely act as if everyone loves them and she's getting all this wonderful support and continuing to post on social media is a level of delusion I don't think I've ever seen in a lolcow before. Fun fact, the Jomhas have talked about how when the OF drama happened they were getting so much hate and were so stressed that they just went hiking. Similar pattern, and now that the hate is 10x worse I can only imagine how much seethe is happening behind every photo

Random stuff and thoughts I keep forgetting to mention:
I was on Facebook the other day and a page I follow posted how a literal CIA glownigger is following Ian

I checked and it's true.

I don't think it means anything, but maybe the influx of /pol/ rapefugees we've gotten will have fun with this.

Also, someone in Ethan's stream called him iJudabs and it's too funny of a name to have it be thrown into obscurity so here


Also also, RE: What's the next Content Cop/Content Deputy?!?!?!?! - IMO it's never gonna happen. I'll be surprised if they ever mention this again outside of a podcast episode a few months down the line. I don't think making this a Content Cop was his idea. It was probably from Anisa and the brown council because they thought the name might have some staying power and it would make a more "effective" hit piece and so he begrudgingly put on the costume. He wanted to retire that series since before his disgrace. When the Rice Gum one dropped it very much had an air of "people want Content Cop so that's why I'm doing this". He's been trying to escape Content Cop's shadow for years and years and never felt he could. So he's not bringing the branding back, especially not after this failure.

One last random thought: During H3's reaction to the CC, Ethan kept dissing their podcast and at some point said something like "You could've asked me for advice on how to run a podcast", and it really got me thinking. He never did. He never did! I don't understand how you're buddy buddy with King Jew who runs one of the most successful podcasts on YT and not constantly ask him for tips on how to improve/make money/ask him for help with promotion. He fucking hates getting told what to do but it's not like he's never listened to advice before. When MaxMoeFoe told him to get rid of the LPs and the gaming news and just focus on Kickstarter Crap he listened to him.

I wonder if it's jealousy? Either way, not only are the Jomhas leeches, but they're the dumbest leeches around. They didn't leech off of the Kleins to get clout or views for the event/podcast/other shit, they used him so they could get a bunch of mindless drone fans to defend them from da haydurs on da interwebs. What a bunch of dumb niggers

 

[Metatron]

Meanwhile Ian’s most likely future :
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Will Smith, Bill Burr and Ian Jomha.

The holy trinity of famous weak cucks.

 

[FedPostalService]

Is anyone else surprised Ian hasn't made a follow-up video yet? Either he's delusional enough to think he won or he realized how bad he fucked up. He should either be gloating or apologizing but why on earth would he do neither?

He’s in therapy.

 

[diggersaurus]

Please god, let this happen because it would be so fucking funny.

No way. Correct me if I’m wrong but if Ian loses the venue because they force him to give it back to host the Tampa Bay Lightning , then he’s off the hook for paying for the rental and venue for that day and can cancel CC3. This is something the Johmas pray happens so they can sneak away from CC3 and fault-free without debt.

I need MAX SUFFAH, IAN

 

[Prostolurk]

he has no reason to. This is Hasan’s main squeeze and he’s poly or they’re in an open relationship or whatever

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Does this seem familiar?
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Anisa’s skinwalking and general lack of attractiveness is so apparent

Edit: ouch anus

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Now watch Anisa tweet 50 times a day about how she wants to grow out her hair, or maybe even freak out about her tattoos and spending the last of Ian's money on laser removal appointments.

Anus, the closest you'll ever get to Hasan is making out with his dog. He's disgusted by you and most likely views you as a walking gender-neutral public toilet

 

[Slur Generator]

No way. Correct me if I’m wrong but if Ian loses the venue because they force him to give it back to host the Tampa Bay Lightning , then he’s off the hook for paying for the rental and venue for that day and can cancel CC3. This is something the Johmas pray happens so they can sneak away from CC3 and fault-free without debt.

I need MAX SUFFAH, IAN

They still have to pay the boxers hundreds of thousands.

 

[Piss Bear]

I WAS AT HASANS HOUSE I WAS AT HASANS HOUSE

Genuinely have never seen her look happier than in the home of the Jomha bull

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HAHAHAHAHA. Here are some archive links. Someone said we were being lazy niggers about archiving so I'm picking up the slack:

https://archive.li/rzPTZ

https://archive.li/G0HG0

You heard it here first, folks: the highlight of Anisa's year isn't working on CC3... it's petting some turkish roach's fucking dog. Holy shit Anisa your life is so sad.

 

[Slur Generator]

HAHAHAHAHA. Here are some archive links. Someone said we were being lazy niggers about archiving so I'm picking up the slack:

https://archive.li/rzPTZ

https://archive.li/G0HG0

You heard it here first, folks: the highlight of Anisa's year isn't working on CC3... it's petting some turkish roach's fucking dog. Holy shit Anisa your life is so sad.
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That dog licked Hasan and now it's licking her!
She's so close, bros.

 

[Metatron]

He’s in therapy.

He is theRapyd.

 

[Breahna]

I just can't wrap my head around how retarded it is to have said that. 1. saying she's "Irish". Brother Ireland is one of the most developed and wealthiest countries in the world. Anissa was not at the fucking vinegar hill.

The existence of plastic paddys but libtarded is frankly surreal

 

[DeusVult]

...

LOL, he's wearing the Hitler katana, isnt he.
Anus knows that she'll never be as attractive as this girl, must be depressing.

 

[AnZero]

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What's the key to this? I tend to stand out like a sore thumb on Reddit ^^'

Attach taser prongs to your head and press the button until your iq is lowered to a Reddit friendly 75, or until you can’t feel your prefrontal cortex working anymore. Whichever comes first!

 

[Soggy paper straw]

then he’s off the hook for paying for the rental and venue for that day and can cancel CC3

I think them losing the venue would be funnier because he would still have to pay for everything else. I doubt the hotel, parties, fighters, filming, etc..
What happens to the PPV? I am sure he would have to refund those five people who bought it! I would imagine there are down payments for using those services, like a small sum they get to even offer it + % on each sale.

Also, imagine if there are fans who bought a flight for this?

Beside the costs, imagine the cope of people constantly bringing up "what is the new date?", from alogs and fans alike!

 

[Cake Point]

I can see a Content Cope on Hassan actually. But only because he chipped Anissa’s nails or something. No redemption,no apology,just further bridge burning.

This is possible. Next thing we know it'll probably be "wake up, Hasan" with these losers

 

[AnZero]

"FIVE SUBS!"
"LETS GOO!"
"WHOAAAAH BUDDY!"
"SUFFAH!"

I'm starting to develop an allergic reaction to Kino Casino.

I understand why some don't like them but regardless they are probably part of why Ian still crashes out. I feel like he’d be totally left alone if not for KC. He’s actually next to impossible to alog because of how typically boring he is, and you have to listen to The Harpy

 

[break these cuffs]

"FIVE SUBS!"
"LETS GOO!"
"WHOAAAAH BUDDY!"
"SUFFAH!"

I'm starting to develop an allergic reaction to Kino Casino.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Kino Csino. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of The Sektur most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Paypaypay's religious outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from the Catholic literary revival, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Asston truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Asston's existencial catchphrase "WHOAHH BUDDY!," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy Warski's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Kino Casino tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

 

[Drama Trauma]

LOL, he's wearing the Hitler katana, isnt he.
Anus knows that she'll never be as attractive as this girl, must be depressing.

I hate to sound like a "weeb", but this sword is actually the character's he cosplaying as Tanjiro from Demon Slayer. Although it does look similar to the Bleach Swastikatana.

EDIT: BTW another big lolcow, Cyraxx also has the same sword from Demon Slayer (his is obviously cheaper, but it's funny).
For some reason these "internet commies" are obsessed with Demon Slayer.

 

[Harambe]

The filling is a mix of pistachio cream and some type of shredded crispy filling (kind of like shredded wheat?) that you "toast" in a pan for prep.

Honestly, on paper, the ingredients sound delicious and it probably tastes fantastic (I love me some pistachio), but yes, the filling looks like straight up baby poop.

Most if not all nut butters look like baby poop
Anus is a boring talentless twat but all chocolate and nut butter looks a bit like poo
She has so so many flaws to mock but the fact that brown and green pastes look a bit like poo is a flaw of nuts (good) and chocolate (wonderful) and not anisa (ewwww)