💥 Trainwreck Anisa Riyadh Jomha / @anisajomha & iDubbbz / Ian Kane Jomha / Ian Kane Washburn / "Anisa's husband" / Scorched Legume / "Poo-Pants Swastika Boy" - Anisa posting her bald nudes on OnlyFans even when married to Ian and thirsting over Hasan while her husband iDubbbz the Content Cuck/Simp/THE RAPED/ etc. watches

[JelloJerk]

Crazy that Ethan offered her money to pull out and to cover all expenses but she insists on getting beat up by this creature for free to please the Jomhas and save Palestine.

Ethan said in his original livestream that Lena didn't want to pull out because she didn't want to fuck her opponent over and she had already put so much work into this fight. Think about the position Lena is in for a second. She already spent all this time getting fit, training, possibly getting punched, and it's all going to be for nothing? And regardless if this is an ugly frog creature and that she might get pummelled, it's completely reasonable to still feel bad about fucking somebody else over that also probably put a lot of time and effort in, and from her perspective there could also be all the people that bought tickets just for them who are getting fucked over too. Hmmm, is this that elusive empathy they talk so much about?

One thing I noticed. Yes the H3 content cop is just pointless yapping, homosexual relationship drama, and sperging about the middle east, but it's still the most lively I've seen icuckkkz in quite some time.

I guess lively would be one way to describe it, but after rewatching a bunch of times (through different reaction videos, I'm not that much of a masochist), he comes off as very angry to me, and the more I listen the more grating it gets. There's parts where he's basically yelling and coupled with his moral grandstanding it makes him insufferable.

There is just something about her face that is so unattractive and hard to look at. I truly think it's the teeth. WHICH IS WHY IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE WHY SHE NEVER FIGHTS IN THE RING, PEOPLE WOULD PAY BIG MONEY ESPECIALLY AFTER THIS WHOLE FIASCO TO SEE HER GET BEAT UP.

ANISA, NEW QUEEN OF BEAUTY PARLOUR, YOU COULD GET SO FUCKING RICH if you just fought this once.

Click the attachment. That guy was talking about Frogan. Though looking into her, she and Anisa eerily share a lot of similarities. And it's not just the mooslim thing.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=AOL8kWKCclw Airsoftfatty became Airsoftskinny
Idubbbz became Icuckkkz
Poetry
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I didn't think this would be very interesting but around 13 minutes in Fatty talks about how before his friend reached to Sam Hyde to get him in contact with Fatty before he was about to go homeless, Fatty messaged iDubbbz first for some advice, and according to him Ian said "sometimes you just gotta cut the bleeding limb off and get a job" rich coming from him. A lot of this is Fatty crying about the bullying and trolls and how the iDubbbz documentary was mean and while I'm not pearl-clutching about it, I think people coming out of the woodwork to try to hold him up to his own standards and hopefully force him to respond is funny.

 

[break these cuffs]

It's because Ian genuinely believes it when Anisa says she's faced "oppression"." We all know she never has, but he 100% believes it.

You have to understand how these people view the world. There are two types of people, the oppressors and the oppressed. It is the foundation of modern liberalism. Anisa cannot be an oppressor because she is a whammen and an ehhhrab; beyond that, she's also a good person who holds the correct opinions. By default that means she is oppressed. Anisa is a brave slay kween standing up for shitty tattoos and mental instability in a world that tries to tear her down every chance it gets out of sheer malice and jealousy.

This is what these people honestly believe.

 

[wwwwwww]

I’ve seen some defending anisa barely being remotely Lebanese by saying something “why does dna matter to you chuds her parents were Muslims and therefore she was OPPRESSED” but as far as I’m aware none of her relatives were even outwardly Muslim like that, at least I haven’t seen any photos of her dad wearing a thobe or her mom wearing a hijab and she doesn’t have an Arab sounding name I doubt many people if any actually saw her as an Arab or Muslim without her shouting from the rooftops that she’s a true and honest Lebanese Muslim

 

[WaveBreak]

Anisa is white. 8% arab 50% irish and then say youre opressed is hilarious. Such an american thing to obsess over race and claim to be opressed. By who??? I know actual lebanese people and irish people, they never talk about that shit

 

[stupid frog]

I’ve seen some defending anisa barely being remotely Lebanese by saying something “why does dna matter to you chuds her parents were Muslims and therefore she was OPPRESSED” but as far as I’m aware none of her relatives were even outwardly Muslim like that, at least I haven’t seen any photos of her dad wearing a thobe or her mom wearing a hijab and she doesn’t have an Arab sounding name I doubt many people if any actually saw her as an Arab or Muslim without her shouting from the rooftops that she’s a true and honest Lebanese Muslim

Her mom was "Irish Catholic" but switched religious teams, according to Anisa. Both her parents were born in Canada.

 

[Chris Konon]

I knew CC3 will be a disaster, but the lack of promotion and bad decisions that they’ve made exceeded my expectations.

I guess there is a lot of organisation stuff that you have to do for an event like this, and if they don’t put any effort into promoting the event, I wonder if they will fuck up something about it as well (like the lack of security or something).

Also I wonder if Anisa is glad that the Golem took all the heat off her, because before the CC dropped she was pushed on her claims about lifting 2x her body weight.

 

[Niggernerd]

He wanted to lose his audience, he said that pretty much explicitly. What he didn't realize is that his new audience didn't exist.

Also the ones he was trying to court always hated him and would never forgive him for his past

 

[Incecticyder]

you say this while missing the obvious hijabba the mutt

Hijabba the Butt.

 

[Soggy paper straw]

It looks dense and flat lmao

Spoiler: No one cares

It is just where it was baked, while the one in the photo you posted was probably baked in a muffin tin.
Googling it, there are many that look far more dry and dense than hers.
The one in your photo does look slightly more airy and fluffier, but it could also be because of the presentation (it looks fluffy where it is just the sponge, which also a bit "scratched" to give it a fluffier appearance, and not covered in the sauce).
For someone that should be a professional at social media, the presentation and photography could be better.

Your question prompted me to do some sums and now I'm confused. I added up the top fundraisers from Ian and leezi with the leaderboard and got a total of $33,291, which is about $4,800 more than the Tiltify donation bar is currently displaying. I wonder if the top fundraisers aren't counted with the rest of the donations? If so that would mean the actual total raised for CC3 so far is $50,931, which is still only 5% of the donation goal and deeply embarrassing.

I know a bit on how Tiltify works so should be able to clarify here. I am confused about your confusion.
What sums did you do? You did Ian fundraiser PLUS Ieezi PLUS leaderboard? That's wrong!
Then you are reaching 50k by doing 28k + Ian + Ieezi? That's even more wrong!
It is very embarrassing for Ian because you are really trying to hype up the amount raised!

This is how it works (for this one) -
You have an Event on Tiltify, which is connected to a charity. This page (Link | Archive)
The event page displays ALL the donations across all the things. So 28k is ALL. There is nothing more.
On that page, the top donors are across everything related to the event.

When you donate to this event, you can do it to

1. The Event page itself
2. Ian's fundraisers
3. Ieezi's fundraiser

Missing: fundraisers by fighters - even if they raised zero, they would show up because the "Top" shows definitely more than 2. I do not know why not every fighter was asked to create their own fundraising. They all add up in the event page anyway and can make it more personal for the fans to donate to it, also create some competition on what fan group is more virtuous.

ALL of the above go to the charity directly. Even the individual fundraisers.

Event itself
Some people have questioned the legality of the sweepstake.
I want to note that it is something you can enter only if you donate to the event itself, and not to Ian's individual fundraiser(*).
The way the sweepstake is implemented on Tiltify is that the platform allows you to give rewards, so it is easier for the charity (/organiser) to have a list of people who "bought" the reward.
Google doc link for the rules of the sweepstake.

Edit: Conversely to the individual fundraisers, the event page does not show the live donations. However, subtracting the amount raised by Ian and Ieezi, we are left with about $6,000. Assuming an average amount of $25 per donation, there were 243 donations to this page.

Ian fundraiser (Archive)
He has a goal of 30k. Ethan and Hila donated to the CC3 through his individual fundraiser!
From quick math - I counted 11 donations per "page", and I clicked through about 30 pages.
Thus, there are about 330 donors only to Ian's fundraising!
The top 10 donors to Ian make up $6,650, which leaves a $8,350 from 320 donors, so an average donation of $26 for this group (which is in line with most fundraising events).
*There are several donations that have a reward (or "poll") label on them. I don't think those are for the sweepstake. Whatever reward there was, is not available anymore so I don't know. I suspect it could be from a live with Ethan as it is what people seem to reference in the donation messages, and would make sense to have a poll (Tiltify should be simple to integrate as an overlay for streams).




Ieezi fundraiser
There are 4 pages of donations, so 11 dons per page = 44 donors.
Link | Archive


TLDR: CC3 did fundraise only 28k. There are approximately 620 people who donated (including the "Top" donors)

If anyone cares enough to go full autist, you may be able to get more data (certainly in a better format) by using the API.

 

[crystallography]

TLDR: CC3 did fundraise only 28k. There are approximately 620 people who donated (including the "Top" donors)

LOL. Considering that their last event got them 250k in the red, and CC3 will inevitably perform even worse meaning not much PPV money to cover their losses, this is going to be a disaster. Someone remind me to buy a large tub of caramel popcorn on june 28th for the aftermath.

 

[Joe_Welch]

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He's trying so hard to be funny (and failing). It's so painfully cringe. Back in the day, he would just sperg, unfiltered, and it was funny, in part because it didn't feel desperate.

Now he tries SO hard to be a heckin' wholesome comidianarino, and it's just skin crawling. All he has is wacky faces and fortnight dancing.

 

[Nobusuke Kishi]

Have you ever had a parent die? Recordings of their voice or videos of them is worth more than gold. Airsoft fatty has every right to be upset about that.

You are right, but being mad at Ian because he did not have private voice recordings of his own mom sounds crazy.

 

[Soggy paper straw]

LOL. Considering that their last event got them 250k in the red, and CC3 will inevitably perform even worse meaning not much PPV money to cover their losses, this is going to be a disaster. Someone remind me to buy a large tub of caramel popcorn on june 28th for the aftermath.

The only good thing is that this time some money is going to charity. But it gives an idea of the interest in the event that only 600 people donated.

Let's do some random math.
In all scenarios I assume number of donors will double, and to make the math easier, I will go with 1,500 donors total.

I have run a couple of scenarios and it is more interesting than I was expecting. I want to estimate how many people are interested in the event at all. Then, I want to find out what % of the potential customer base needs to buy a PPV (rounded to $40.) to reach gross of $500,000 - which corresponds to 12,500 sales.
Why 500k? It is just a nice round number lol
I am not counting ticket sales because they are probably not even covering costs for filming, no chance to cover the rent of the stadium or other things.

1. One in 1,000 donated
This implies that there are 1.5 million who are overall interested in the event.
About 1 in 100 people need to buy PPV (0.8%).

2. One in 2,500 donated
This implies that there are 3.8 million people who are interested.
About 3 people every 1000 need to buy PPV (0.3%).

3. One in 5,000 donated
This implies that there are 7.5 million people who are interested.
About 1.5 people every 1000 need to buy PPV (0.16%).

4. One in 10,000 donated
This implies that there are 15 million people who are interested. This would mean about ALL of Idubbz followers plus all the followers for most of the other channels as well.
About 1 people every 1000 need to buy PPV (0.08%).

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I think realistically there are, at most, under 5 million people "interested" in the event. I cannot stress enough how generous I am being here.
So, Ian and Anisa need about 0.5% of their customer base to buy a PPV.
It may not seem like a lot, but given all other options ( ) it is simply impossible.

Btw, if everyone who I assume will donate (1,500) buys the PPV, Ian and Anisa will make..... DRUMROLL please... $60,000!!!!

I am fully aware of how autistic all of this is. I just felt like doing some simple math (< something neither Anisa or Ian ever said, or any other person involved in this, since this simple calculation gave an idea of how terrible the chances are of them not being awfully in the red)

 

[Oliver Onions]

I know a bit on how Tiltify works so should be able to clarify here.

Thank you for the in-depth explanation. So just to make sure I understand in simple terms, the $28k~ figure is comprised of Anisa's Husband and leezi's individual fundraisers ($15,243 + $7,195 = $22,438 ) plus donations made directly to the Tiltify page, either through entering the sweepstakes or just donating ($6,000, give or take)?

I really was being overly generous with that $50k estimate. How embarrassing.

 

[WaveBreak]

He's trying so hard to be funny (and failing). It's so painfully cringe. Back in the day, he would just sperg, unfiltered, and it was funny, in part because it didn't feel desperate.

Now he tries SO hard to be a heckin' wholesome comidianarino, and it's just skin crawling. All he has is wacky faces and fortnight dancing.

if he was ever funny it was because he had no filter and just shouted random shit. i think its undeniable that jumping down in a green suit and yelling that you're gay is funny. Side note too, max told him to jump down and "yell some gay shit". it wasn't his idea, but he rolled with it and that was funny. he has no originality, so nothing to fall back on. no max to prompt him, just that unfilteredness. the thing is, he is not allowed to do that anymore. but he doesn't even stop at containing that, he never leaves the start line. like with the sam doc, you can see he's constantly trying to reel himself in and appear professional. it's like he has his tail tucked between his legs. and nowadays its even more pathetic. He doesn't even really try to compensate anymore, just like you said, he does waky faces and fortnite dancing, but you can see he himself doesn't even find it funny. it's more like how do you do, fellow children? this is fun right? skibidi toilet?

side note to the above donation calculations: I have this gut feeling the people who were keeping this event even "afloat" where H3 fans. why would they ever donate now after all of this? I would be very surprised if the total amount cracks 35k now.

 

[Soggy paper straw]

the $28k~ figure is comprised of Anisa's Husband and leezi's individual fundraisers ($15,243 + $7,195 = $22,438 ) plus donations made directly to the Tiltify page, either through entering the sweepstakes or just donating ($6,000, give or take)?

Yes, exactly!

If you go to the page of the event, you can see there is a donate button, which allows you to buy the reward (the sweepstake). If you go to Ian or Ieezi individual fundraisers, they also have a donate button.
That is how they are counted. But as they are linked to the event, the 28k total aggregates all.

It is very funny how you thought the alternative explanation was 50k and not that the 28k included everything! The numbers are truly embarrassing!

 

[JelloJerk]

Her defense for this Holocaust FACTZ is that is what her dad taught her, iirc.

IIRC her excuse was that an old college professor used that story in an ethics class or some shit, unless she changed up the story later.

While he may have always planned the Sam Hyde documentary, I don't think he would have been such a vindictive piece of shit if he hadn't fallen out with his own viewership. Ian saw "Getting Away With It" as not just a hit piece on Sam but also as a way to finally shed his old fans.

He definitely wasn't planning a Sam Hyde documentary until he got clowned for the OF shit. He was strictly sticking to weird retards he knew for sure he could "puppet". Sam Hyde said it himself (I'm paraphrasing): "He wanted to do a hero worship/hero killing thing because he was bitter that guys on 4chan kept calling him a cuck".

 

[Slur Generator]

"FIVE SUBS!"
"LETS GOO!"
"WHOAAAAH BUDDY!"
"SUFFAH!"

I'm starting to develop an allergic reaction to Kino Casino.

 

[messiah complex]

Ian also feels "troll's remorse"

I don't believe that troll's remorse exists. I think most people realize that their grift was cringe, or their frontal lobe develops and they go, 'Huh, I don't find that funny anymore. Time to change my humour to something I align with more' and either can't live with the flashbacks of who they used to be, or feel the need to completely disavow their former self in order to get over the shame that they feel.

True trolls don't get troll's remorse, just like how The Raped and Anus The Rapist can't change their behavior and do something productive with their life. That's their most genuine self—just like how the troll is being their most genuine self.

Gokanaru is also a one hit wonder of yotube. The H3 video was good but it was also the video I think he put the most effort into. Everything else he realizes feels like early 20s bedroom slop, low effort content.

 

[wwwwwww]

Her mom was "Irish Catholic" but switched religious teams, according to Anisa. Both her parents were born in Canada.

The thing with her “knowing oppression because her moms side is Irish” is just insanely retarded, like congratulations your one of the most common types of white people In North America and you totally have a deep knowledge of oppression and genocide because of the generational trauma carried over by your great great great grandfather.