💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

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Serious question here: if Nick really is streaming daily because he needs to pretend to have a job for the parole officer, how seriously do they have to take his pretense? Can they say "It's not an actual job if you're not making minimum wage/enough to pay your rent/enough to feed your KEEEEEDS"?

Do we think it is a parole pretense? Surely Petrofac Heirs Inc. could give him a job as Assistant Supervisor in the zoo donations department if he needed a paper job.

I don't think getting a job is a requirement for him. He'll be too busy doing random urine tests, community service, and driving those GOD DAMN kids around.

 

[TertiaryObjective]

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I just wonder, if he is going to actually be sober for the rest of the probation period or is he going to weasel his way to drinking by technicality, since Chu-hi and Lemon Sours only contain 3% abv and actually considered non-alcohol. gotta drink a shit load just to get a buzz though

Obesity arc incoming.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Obesity arc incoming.

Not while he’s snorting Adderall.

 

[AnOminous]

He's already checked out of trial streaming. Nick should just turn his show into an NLO clone and fully join the NAMBLAverse. Gossiping with the girls about another man's hog is clearly where his true passion lies.

His "trial streams" seem to consist of him apparently nodding off, not understanding what is going on, and occasionally making a completely inappropriate dick joke that nobody finds funny and his co-host visibly cringes at.

Anyone dumb enough to dox themselves by sending Nick money via Supertips is too stupid for life. I’m sure Nick hasn’t disclosed that the Supertips Stripe integration gives him full visibility of each chatter’s name, ZIP code, etc.

They're literally dumb enough to dox themselves to Nick on a platform run by an open pedophile and give him their full details just to suck his dick. Anyone this stupid deserves whatever happens.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

They're literally dumb enough to dox themselves to Nick on a platform run by an open pedophile and give him their full details just to suck his dick.

Nick doing online financial transactions via Melton — especially in the midst of this FBI investigation — sounds like the best idea ever. Forget streaming, Nick should hang out his shingle as a crisis comms and business strategist.

 

[Beavis]

Is Nick sharing super chat money with Branca or are they both live streaming on their own channel at the same time?

 

[AnOminous]

Nick doing online financial transactions via Melton — especially in the midst of this FBI investigation — sounds like the best idea ever. Forget streaming, Nick should hang out his shingle as a crisis comms and business strategist.

He should definitely add that to his resume as social media expertise. I'm sure that will impress his probation officer.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

After seeing Kayla get into sexy talk with Branca while flirting with him on Nick’s stream a few years ago, I’m curious: Have the Rekietas ever taken any trips with Branca and his wife or hung out IRL? Branca is a lolcow and moron so it’s not surprising he’s streaming with Nick. But I have to wonder if Nick has been cucked by not just Aaron but Branca too.

He should definitely add that to his resume as social media expertise.

Knowing Nick’s hubris, he’s trying to book interviews to work with kids at local schools and DARE clubs.

 

[AnOminous]

After seeing Kayla get into sexy talk with Branca while flirting with him on Nick’s stream a few years ago, I’m curious: Have the Rekietas ever taken any trips with Branca and his wife or hung out IRL? Branca is a lolcow and moron so it’s not surprising he’s streaming with Nick. But I have to wonder if Nick has been cucked by not just Aaron but Branca too.


Knowing Nick’s hubris, he’s trying to book interviews to work with kids at local schools and DARE clubs.

Maybe he should bring his "favorite daughter," the one he dosed with cocaine, to help him with the explanation.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Maybe he should bring his "favorite daughter," the one he dosed with cocaine, to help him with the explanation.

“OK, kids! Raise your hand if you have a closet under the stairs at home where you can go to ‘read’ and stash the good shit.”

 

[Kosher Dill]

I don't think getting a job is a requirement for him.

Well I mean, he's obviously not doing it for fun.

 

[BathTubShine]

Well I mean, he's obviously not doing it for fun.

Probably trying to prove court that he is the "social media expert", "loved content creator" and "important person whose fans donate millions to charities all day every day" like he claimed many times during his trial/case.
He will have to keep up this ruse up until August 1st to avoid PO telling the court what an lazy cunt he is in his/her report.

Hopefully the boring ass Trial Streams drive him to fuck up the probation all together.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

He’s really making his thumbnails using some crappy AI.
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Just look at today’s thumbnail—especially compared to yesterday’s.
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Why is he doing this? Those soulless eyes look so bad, it’s almost funny.

Is it AI? What is this? It looks god awful
I feel like it is an aging painting.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

He’s really making his thumbnails using some crappy AI.

Day 3 is the worst yet.



Nick saw all the mean posts ITT about how bad AI Nick looks, so he cranked the Chad level to 11. I don’t know why Branca has an eyepatch, nor why this Karen woman has a halo situation type deal going on. It’s just really bad.

 

[Horrified Bystander]

I believe in @Fapcop

New kiwifarms fundraising t-shirt just dropped. Gonna be hard to explain that one to normies though.

 

[Pelican Bones]

If having a job is part of his stipulations, and the PO accepts this as a job, then you don't want him having a real job. I think many of you are failing to realize the hilarity that could ensue from court ordered streaming.

He will not be able to hide the drinking forever. He will not be able to try to no-show for long periods trying to let the heat die down and wait out da hayderz. He will not be able to duck when the inevitable Monty case crashes in on him.

If it's court ordered streaming, it will become Nick's personal hell.

 

[waffle]

Lol, now Nick looks like a discount G.I. Joe from the era when the had fuzzy hair. Branca looks like a vaguely ethnic evil Mr. Clean.

I like the "Nick has to stream to have a job for probation" theory. It fits his behavior, but I still think he desperately needs money for the civil trial.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

After seeing Kayla get into sexy talk with Branca while flirting with him on Nick’s stream a few years ago, I’m curious: Have the Rekietas ever taken any trips with Branca and his wife or hung out IRL

Branca went to Nicks live event in Tennessee and I think the Vegas one as well. Branca was one of the guests to visit the playboy themed airbnb. No report on branca going to hedo 2 or anime cons.

 

[TrainWreckWatcher]

Here's one for you Nick

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[northstar747]

again weird slightly off topic. more of a lawtube question are there any youtube lawyers that started doing the kinda shit that got nick known?

Like they read court filings and explain them in a law101 type fashion