💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

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  • Ankieta zamknięta .
See also: his sense of humor. He refuses to accept that he isn't funny. He tells jokes that make a room go dead silent in discomfort, then doubles down.
"I'm totally funny! It's the audience that is to blame!" This is why they used to have a literal hook to drag unfunny retards off-stage when they were too dumb to understand they were bombing.
 
Nick wasn't just babbling like a lunatic last year, he was 'very intentional' and 'leveraging [his] platform'.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ueV97vNSvvk
Edit: Multitasking today. From Pretty Antisocial, during the live trial stream.

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He's already checked out of trial streaming. Nick should just turn his show into an NLO clone and fully join the NAMBLAverse. Gossiping with the girls about another man's hog is clearly where his true passion lies.
 
He's already checked out of trial streaming. Nick should just turn his show into an NLO clone and fully join the NAMBLAverse. Gossiping with the girls about another man's hog is clearly where his true passion lies.
IP2 streaming, throw a Lil Andy Dick into the mix, they'd play off each other really well, if you know what I mean 😉
 
I'm guessing Nick used the Adobe AI slop, because he said he had a subscription at one point, and unless his card got declined, he's probably been paying for it since.
 
Serious question here: if Nick really is streaming daily because he needs to pretend to have a job for the parole officer, how seriously do they have to take his pretense? Can they say "It's not an actual job if you're not making minimum wage/enough to pay your rent/enough to feed your KEEEEEDS"?

Do we think it is a parole pretense? Surely Petrofac Heirs Inc. could give him a job as Assistant Supervisor in the zoo donations department if he needed a paper job.
 
Serious question here: if Nick really is streaming daily because he needs to pretend to have a job for the parole officer, how seriously do they have to take his pretense? Can they say "It's not an actual job if you're not making minimum wage/enough to pay your rent/enough to feed your KEEEEEDS"?

Do we think it is a parole pretense? Surely Petrofac Heirs Inc. could give him a job as Assistant Supervisor in the zoo donations department if he needed a paper job.
I am wondering this same thing. Of course Rekieta wants the love and attention from his halfwitted fans but this is not a "real" job able to balance his budget. It never was. On the other hand he literally makes money doing it. And it keeps him out of the way of the PO and makes him easy to find. Who really knows?
I am eager to see Rekieta begin his therapy and community service, they should both be hilarious. He has no life skills, can't understand normal people at all and has no social skills. His wife has a higher score as a human being and she is horrific.
 
Serious question here: if Nick really is streaming daily because he needs to pretend to have a job for the parole officer, how seriously do they have to take his pretense? Can they say "It's not an actual job if you're not making minimum wage/enough to pay your rent/enough to feed your KEEEEEDS"?

Do we think it is a parole pretense? Surely Petrofac Heirs Inc. could give him a job as Assistant Supervisor in the zoo donations department if he needed a paper job.
(Assuming Dax has an LLC) he could work as a “virtual assistant” for whatever stipend they would get from collabs, provided dry Rackets post slammer is anyway interesting (by their standards)
 
Anyone dumb enough to dox themselves by sending Nick money via Supertips is too stupid for life. I’m sure Nick hasn’t disclosed that the Supertips Stripe integration gives him full visibility of each chatter’s name, ZIP code, etc.
 
I'm a libertarian free speech absolutist, but...

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Y'all can't behave! THIS SHIT IS SHUT DOWN UNTIL THE JANNIES (who do it for free) GET BACK!
 
If this holds, that 2 day drop will make Nick regret trying to go back to the facade. $60/h day one and if this holds he is looking at near minimum wage with the day 2. I am applying the 30% cut and I know playboard isn't 100% accurate but i doubt it's the money nick wants.

I am logging rumble but only for today and it's not looking good.
I think the real question isn't what Nick wants, but what income the GUBMINT (probation officer etc) deems sufficient before ordering him to get a real job at a local joint.
 
When Nick said " Yea im going to add back all those that were blocked by the mods last Summer cause of info that shouldn't have been publicly released" it makes me really wonder if he really will or if its just another lie....after what im seeing lol
 
Anyone keeping track of how much money he's making?
My internet shit itself but i can't see him getting much over $100 on rumble.
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Going off playboard he got $302 minus the at minimum 30% cut is $211.40. I believe rumble is a 20% cut off the top so even rounding up to $100 and adding it up you get around $36.5 an hour. Which isn't bad for someone to do no research and be bored watching a video.

The drop of 60% from day one to two isn't great but i am sure if something happens it will spike. The interesting thing to watch is what the low will be.

This doesn't factor in the new thing he has which is probably where the paypigs went as the claim is he gets more money.
 
Well this arc is still on the table... God i hate the internet.
 

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I just wonder, if he is going to actually be sober for the rest of the probation period or is he going to weasel his way to drinking by technicality, since Chu-hi and Lemon Sours only contain 3% abv and actually considered non-alcohol. gotta drink a shit load just to get a buzz though
 
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