💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Vibralldo]

He had so much time to prepare for Karen Read trial, it's a huge case, everything is out there easily accessible, there's a whole first trial he could have watched skipping the boring bits. And yet there he is, clearly absolutely clueless and making demented cringe comments just to say anything. I love it.

Rekieta thinks he's innately talented and can just go in blind because he's the "number one lawtuber" and because everyone kept calling him smart

 

[not william stenchever]

I'm impressed that someone here actually knows that they'd need to use differential equations to get the right answer. Only someone with an advanced understanding, and likely a degree in, mathematics, chemistry, or physics would typically know that.

It sounds simple but the math really compounds. On one hand it makes sense to teach calculus one component at a time before bringing it all together in Diff. Eq. but I also wish they had sprinkled in some of the easier Diff. Eq. stuff in the lower level coursework so it didn't feel like such a difficulty spike.

 

[Lurking9e9]

Get ready for an increasingly bitter Rekieta just seething for hours at a time.

This will continue for 5 years, I wonder when the realization will hit him.

 

[DSP for president 2032]

Right. Nick left stream at 1:30 Central and returned to stream at 2:10 Central, so 40 minutes. Yes, that's a quick piss test, by deduction.

That seems a little too quick, although I admit I've never driven around Minnesota to have my piss examined by a stranger.

How fucking humiliating to have to interrupt your stream because Daddy Government demanded that you present your tallywhacker LOL. He used to interrupt his stream for nothing, not even his daughter asking for her stuffed animal back. Now he's Uncle Sam's BITCH.

 

[Sloppa]

That seems a little too quick, although I admit I've never driven around Minnesota to have my piss examined by a stranger.

How fucking humiliating to have to interrupt your stream because Daddy Government demanded that you present your tallywhacker LOL. He used to interrupt his stream for nothing, not even his daughter asking for her stuffed animal back. Now he's Uncle Sam's BITCH.

Strange man, bodily fluids, shaky excuses. . .nothing new for Nick.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

Nigga’s going as “Actually Criminal” lol.
Sean buckbroke him by simply being jolly, what a cuck.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Legitimately not awful guitar solo.

It’s interesting that Montegraph has chosen this juncture to enter the chat anyway…

Montegraph knows Nick is boxed in with that case (Nick won't settle, so it's going to be another trademark Rekieta L), so he's having a bit of fun.

 

[not william stenchever]

He used to interrupt his stream for nothing, not even his daughter asking for her stuffed animal back. Now he's Uncle Sam's BITCH.

Like I said, the state now controls the destiny of his penis (and therefore his livestream)

Sean buckbroke him by simply being jolly,

Never underestimate the power of being a jolly fellow. Let the whimsy run through you.

 

[Oxyjen]

Montegraph knows Nick is boxed in with that case (Nick won't settle, so it's going to be another trademark Rekieta L), so he's having a bit of fun.

This is the next lawl drama I’m looking forward to (as well as the body cam and any transcripts from this one). Don’t know annything about it other than Nick called him a pedophile without justification, so he’s suing. Good luck to him!

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

This is the next lawl drama I’m looking forward to (as well as the body cam and any transcripts from this one). Don’t know annything about it other than Nick called him a pedophile without justification, so he’s suing. Good luck to him!

Enjoy the read.

Wątek 'Steve Quest (p/k/a Montagraph) vs. Nicholas Robert Rekieta & Rekieta Law, LLC (2023)'

12 Sty 2023

Parties
Montagraph: Real name Steve Quest, is a movie-maker known for being a shockjock online which ultimately due to the nature of his shockjockness attached a reputation of a pedophile onto him. This is an important part of Rekieta's defense. As far as anyone can tell, Quest is a massive weirdo that wanted the bad boy reputation, but is not actually a pedophile. No one, including the Kiwi Farms and highly paid lawyers for the defense, has ever been able to find anything to substantiate the rumors surrounding Quest. For his part, he has spent the last decade...

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It is such a great example of Nick being a retard. He will suffer even more.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Enjoy the read.

Wątek 'Steve Quest (p/k/a Montagraph) vs. Nicholas Robert Rekieta & Rekieta Law, LLC (2023)'

12 Sty 2023

Parties
Montagraph: Real name Steve Quest, is a movie-maker known for being a shockjock online which ultimately due to the nature of his shockjockness attached a reputation of a pedophile onto him. This is an important part of Rekieta's defense. As far as anyone can tell, Quest is a massive weirdo that wanted the bad boy reputation, but is not actually a pedophile. No one, including the Kiwi Farms and highly paid lawyers for the defense, has ever been able to find anything to substantiate the rumors surrounding Quest. For his part, he has spent the last decade...

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• Odpowiedzi: 3 158
• Forum: Lolcow Litigation

Reakcje: x 46 x 10 x 8 x 4

It is such a great example of Nick being a retard. He will suffer even more.

Montegraph's victory lap will be so funny to watch. It will add to Nick's achievement of three back-to-back LOTY wins.

 

[Melty Butter]

Nick's live on Viva right now, on Rumble, pontificating about his case.

ETA:

Discussed recovery:

- He knew his counselor personally as an "acquaintance," and that was a "comfort"; he linked that association to why he was ranked the lowest level of addiction. This person (who he knew) did not diagnose him as an alcoholic.

- He was required to do 40 hours of "relapse prevention."

- Required to confess to all substances. He claims he was honest, hence: at age 40 - MDMA, coke, LSD, mushrooms, ketamine,

- He "prefers hallucinogens"

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Nick's live on Viva right now, on Rumble, pontificating about his case.

I'll wait for clips. I cannot endure more than 2 minutes of that retard rambling.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Transcript of the sentencing hearing:

Opublikuj w wątku „State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte"

22 Kwi 2025

Transcripts available to be made. Cost $160. Feel free to pitch in here:

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The Transcript for the 04/18/2025 sentencing hearing is hereby attached.

To all those that pitched in, thank you. To those that still want to pitch in, DM me. As always per the Minnesota court rules, the transcript will additionally be entered into record for anyone to view. You all helped me to help everyone see every bit of this case that is legally available. Remember, Nick didn't pay for this...

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[BathTubShine]

Discussed recovery:

- He knew his counselor personally as an "acquaintance," and that was a "comfort"; he linked that association to why he was ranked the lowest level of addiction. They did not diagnose him as an alcoholic.

Not sure if admiting to shit like this during 5 year supervised Probation is wise on any level... But hey it's the Pope of Cuckolding.
Probably going to deny this admission of his own to twitter detractors later tonight already.

 

[Gobermental Supervisor]

Not sure if admiting to shit like this during 5 year supervised Probation is wise on any level... But hey it's the Pope of Cuckolding.
Probably going to deny this admission of his own to twitter detractors later tonight already.

Wyświetl załącznik 7263611

Updated it.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Transcript of the sentencing hearing:

Opublikuj w wątku „State of Minnesota v. Nicholas Rekieta, Kayla Rekieta, April Imholte"

22 Kwi 2025

Transcripts available to be made. Cost $160. Feel free to pitch in here:

Bitcoin: bc1qw3k0upmhk6gp0e3l4umasa70rw34mscp95kdnr

If you use other crypto and want to help out, DM me

The Transcript for the 04/18/2025 sentencing hearing is hereby attached.

To all those that pitched in, thank you. To those that still want to pitch in, DM me. As always per the Minnesota court rules, the transcript will additionally be entered into record for anyone to view. You all helped me to help everyone see every bit of this case that is legally available. Remember, Nick didn't pay for this...

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Reakcje: x 57 x 23 x 28 x 9 x 1

WOW. JUST FUCKING WOW CRACKETS

Nick has to be the single dumbest motherfucker that judge has ever seen
“I’ve always been called smart”
BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Nick is going to be remembered at judicial conferences for years. SJW may never need to buy drinks again with Nick’s sentencing hearing.
Excellent work Crackets. May this story outlive him.

 

[Oxyjen]

Literally enjoy probation, Balldo child.

 

[Briareus]

I've taken to calling it the Saint Balldo's Day Speech, too bad it went about as well for him as the French at Agincourt.

 

[Not Really Here]

This person (who he knew) did not diagnose him as an alcoholic.

Medical malpractice.