💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Not Really Here]

Doesn't the phrase "May be deferred if compliant**" mean even if he "abides" by the terms of probation, they could still decide to go "Fuck you, you're going to enjoy prison, cocaine child"? Because "may" doesn't mean "must". I can't stand to watch his fucking face or listen to his whining bitchiness for an entire stream without someone else commentating, but is this stream not really good evidence that can be used against him?

It's not a command(shall) so it's optional. However, the State(probation) still has to have some kind of rational argument, that fits what is allowed by Statute.

 

[arc minsk]

i don't know how i watched as much of that stream last night as i did. i used to go to work later so i could stay up pretty late and he was just always on, 5 nights a week, sometimes more - sort of like turning on the radio in your car. he just has the rhythmic timing of speech to sound like something is interesting going on and isn't a literal retard which puts him in the top 1% of youtubers. not sure how i used to get through that many shows, given they were just on in the background, but goddamn.

also, looking back on it now, after he only got like 200 bucks in superchats and i didn't have to hear an entire weekly newspaper obituary from fans; that guy who rekieta abused about being a depressed faggot deserved it as punishment for all of the depressed faggots who superchatted all their woes in for other people to listen to because their grandma's dog died. fuck you for paying for sympathy if you ever did it. plus all of your money went to cocaine, you could have spent it better yourself.

 

[Kheapathic]

I doubt the previous nanny has enough evidence/whatever to sue for defamation. She apparently served the Rekeita house for five years or so, and only until after all these criminal proceedings, does Nick apparently learn something about the nanny. He worked from home for most of those years, his wife worked maybe an hour or so a week, teaching in their school co-op; meaning they were should be home most of the time, and yet somehow failed to talk with their children (who Nick loves very much) or see whatever dastardly machinations the nanny was doing. This meanwhile, she was also apparently spending, what was it, $3,000 a week on snacks or some crazy shit like that? I doubt she was covering the cost of that herself, meaning not only was Nick and Kayla absentee parents; they were also apparently too stupid/absent to control their nanny or make some sort of shopping list or whatever to control what and how much she buys; and if I'm remembering correctly, she was a part of the first church they attended. I doubt she has much to go on, and let's be fair, anyone in or around the Spicer / Wilmar area; "Oh, your last house was Rekeita," no need to listen to that drugged up loser.

that's all very true too. but Rekieta do love attacking women and other helpless soft targets don't he.

The signs of a modern repressed gay theatre kid.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Maybe someone autistic enough could simply peruse online sex stores to find the exact product in question

Perusing Pure Pleasure's stock list for St. Cloud, MN shows no direct products related to Harry Potter. Though this is obviously due to licencing.
However there are many items relating to keywords "wand" and "magic", too many to identify exactly what they are referring to without further detail.

Amusingly, this includes items such as vibrating anal dildos in a rather Harry Potter wand-esque design.

Spoiler: Not Safe for Wizards/Witches

Expecto Penetrum, Nick? Is there something lodged in your prostate that blocks your Mana channels? Deep in your Chamber of Secrets?
Did Nick spec into the 'Sorcerer of Submission' build?
Maybe, Harry Potter failed to find the true Elder Wand, and it was actually ribbed for pleasure?

If Meme Copium and Drex are referencing Dick Masterson and his love of being fucked in the ass while dressed as his fursona, Juju the Cow, it certainly rhymes.
Maybe our resident expert on Nick's desire for cock @ItsAaronIgnoreMe, can elaborate as to his choice of "autopenetrative implements".

 

[that_monika]

Doesn't the phrase "May be deferred if compliant**" mean even if he "abides" by the terms of probation, they could still decide to go "Fuck you, you're going to enjoy prison, cocaine child"? Because "may" doesn't mean "must".

I could be wrong, but I think in legal stuff like this, "may" is used in the permissive sense "you're allowed to" rather than the expression of possibility "you might". So in sentencing, "may be deferred if compliant" would mean "if compliant, it is able to be deferred", rather than "it could be deferred if we feel like it". If he doesn't fuck up his probation, it's getting deferred.

The really lame thing is that he could fuck up his probation and probably STILL squirm out of prison time. The justice system can be unreasonably forgiving sometimes. It wouldn't surprise me if he failed a piss test and was given another chance to have his sentence deferred.

 

[Captain Manning]

Edit: @Captain Manning, you're a good man for not falling into the Nick Sycophant group. You have more of a reason than most of his fanbase.

Bro, I got out in late 2020. Before a lot of people did. Before it started to get super obvious. Back when it was dangerous to be critical of Nick here. Yet I was, anyways, for awhile, before moving on to other subjects (a lot of Comicsgate), and then coming back after he was officially declared a lolcow and the thread was moved.

I had a bad gut feeling at that time, and it started with him getting chummy with Ralph. That was nothing compared to where he is now though. Where he is now is way beyond what I could have ever predicted.

It's the same retard that got sean kicked off flashcast because anna tswg got buttmad at sean because this retard tattletaled the wrong info to her.

IIRC, what happened there is Jim gave private DMs he had with Sean to Ethan Ralph, Ralph shared them on Twitter (because of course he did), and then Anna saw them and spergged out because she's borderline illiterate and eats dirt (for reals, see clip below).

Suffice it to say, what Jim did is scummy, and I don't trust that guy. Perfect fit for Nick.

But his buddy BTM is even more retarded. I am surprised he wasn't in Nick's chat last night screaming about how Nick "made" everybody under the sun. Maybe he was. I didn't sit through the whole thing after all.

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Above: The aforementioned idiots BTM and Jim.

FUCK YOU SEAN! NICK MADE YOU SEAN! I WILL NEVER SAY SEAN IS A GOOD PERSON!

Like, okay dude. I hope Nick, the child doper, really helps your channel. It looks like it could use it:

 

[break these cuffs]

that's all very true too. but Rekieta do love attacking women and other helpless soft targets don't he. It angers me, and it shouldn't, but Rekieta never got bullied enough when he was a trust fund larva and he's aged into the exact sort of perverted maggot everyone's met at least once irl. Vile creature.
The real nanny left in such a funny and weird way, and Aaron referenced her being creeped out etc. it just makes me wonder. I'm sure it makes all the watchers wonder. What did she see on that last tour in Viet Nam?

Nick is a spineless sniveling worm. Life is in the process of knocking him down to size. It isn't as swift or satisfying as some people want it to be, but here the rub; it's not over. It's only just beginning. He has no hope of regaining his former glory. He has his crackwhore in a rental that his parents pay for and a life he hates because he can't do drugs. Well, he can't do the drugs he wants. Nick is certainly still doing drugs.

His community knows he's a dopefiend who sends his kids to school soiled and stinking. His audience are a few dozen wine moms and wheelchairs. The best Nick can hope for is an online existence that's a mix between DSP and Ralph. Nick tries to make friends with pedophiles who only tolerate him because he pays them and Nick is a useful idiot to attack someone they hate.

There isn't going to be a climactic incident where Nick gets his just deserts. He's just going to spiral farther down into addiction as his physical and mental health deteriorate. Laugh at him all the way down as fagily mugs the camera with his smug little smirk with each new public L. The stupid fuck spends his days doing mental gymnastics to convince himself he's winning.

 

[AnOminous]

My guess: his probation officer is going to want to see him gainfully employed. Rekieta isn't going to want to go back to working at the bank, and being a lawyer is out of the question -- he doesn't have a licence and nobody would want him to represent them -- not even for free, So he's trying to get ahead of the game and say 'Look, I have a career. I'm a YouTube streamer. This is how I support my family.'

No bank is going to hire a drug addicted convicted felon, not even to push a broom.

 

[Sloppa]

Maybe someone autistic enough could simply peruse online sex stores to find the exact product in question

Oh no. . .I think I've cracked the case, if it's 7 balldo's out of Viballdo, then it's not particularly grotesque, but very very embarrassing in the traditional sense. We know Nick's a coom brained exhibitionist bisexual with narcissistic tendencies, we know Nick is an old fart who considers himself a meme-lord and lastly; we know Nick wants to be a Patron of the Arts who wouldn't think twice about commissioning a vanity project.

Spoiler: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present my prediction:

Lord Balldo, painted or photographed in the style of the ancient meme of 'Sexy Hagrid', framed and mounted inside the sex closet of despair.

 

[New & Improved Username]

I’ve been hoping (for a few years now) for a rescue for that poor background cat painting. It’s pain is visible. Background cat suffers. At least it has ceiling cat frens.

No small animals are safe around Balldo Manor. Would animal cruelty charges be a violation of probation?

 

[Potentially Criminal]

It's the same retard that got sean kicked off flashcast because anna tswg got buttmad at sean because this retard tattletaled the wrong info to her. Why sean didn't immidiately excise these kind of retards, I will never know. Sean's comingling with retards (like he did with the gunt) will be his downfall

I'm not saying that being on flash's stream matters or anything but sean's willingness to give retards any time of the day will some day fuck him up somehow, even if he is already used to dealing with retards as a criminal lawyer.

I literally did that. That's why he's no longer a janny.


I just don't ban people.

 

[Nova902]

viva & barnes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBYcJTs4oho

 

[Flora Fox]

)But his buddy BTM is even more retarded. I am surprised he wasn't in Nick's chat last night screaming about how Nick "made" everybody under the sun.

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Above: The aforementioned idiots BTM and Jim.

FUCK YOU SEAN! NICK MADE YOU SEAN! I WILL NEVER SAY SEAN IS A GOOD PERSON!

Like, okay dude. I hope Nick, the child doper, really helps your channel. It looks like it could use it:

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No drugs detected here.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Oh no. . .I think I've cracked the case, if it's 7 balldo's out of Viballdo, then it's not particularly grotesque, but very very embarrassing in the traditional sense. We know Nick's a coom brained exhibitionist bisexual with narcissistic tendencies, we know Nick is an old fart who considers himself a meme-lord and lastly; we know Nick wants to be a Patron of the Arts who wouldn't think twice about commissioning a vanity project.

Spoiler: Ladies and Gentlemen, I present my prediction:

Lord Balldo, painted or photographed in the style of the ancient meme of 'Sexy Hagrid', framed and mounted inside the sex closet of despair.
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That Raccon Skin rug looks too bear like.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

Nick lying to Kayla and saying April is gone while he secretly moved her to a place he's paying for so he can keep fucking her behind everyone's back would be the cherry on top.

Nick learned NOTHING

He doesn't think drugs are harmful

He's still up at 3 am on Easter Sunday instead of preparing to spend time with his kids

He's still publicly seething about his case on YouTube where the courts can see

He still thinks that what he did is equivalent to other people drinking too much one or two times and, therefore, everyone who judges him for dosing his kid is a hypocrite

And now he's been hiding his girlfriend that he claimed he got rid of in town so he can actually cheat on his wife

The perfect, unrepentant lolcow

Why spend time with your wife and kids who are nerds and lame and you hate them, when your will-fuck-for-drugs enabler girlfriend is a 15 minute drive away?

 

[RaptInPlastic]

I know the Rekieta horror all happens in real life but his local area seems like a crossover between the Smurf Village and Hellraiser. They seem unprepared for the level of madness and perversion that Rekieta unleashes. He brings that big city bad time vibe to them.
Maybe it's just being a Twin Peaks fan. Who knows. Could be way off in my feeling.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Above: The aforementioned idiots BTM and Jim.

One of the common refrains of people defending Nick is "why do you care so much bro! Go outside and do something else," Then you see retards like this having a meltdown and screaming online, waking up their family, because of how much they hate people that alog Nick. Who are the people that care so much again? People like Sean, Kurt, Kino Casino, Johm Potter, LEGAL DICKSUCKER and others are just laughing at a coke addict.

 

[Sloppa]

I know the Rekieta horror all happens in real life but his local area seems like a crossover between the Smurf Village and Hellraiser. They seem unprepared for the level of madness and perversion that Rekieta unleashes. He brings that big city bad time vibe to them.
Maybe it's just being a Twin Peaks fan. Who knows. Could be way off in my feeling.

Watching lastnight's stream-snipe, Balldo ranting on about coke and cock, while Locals grandmas post pictures of their grandkids in the chat.

 

[Flora Fox]

This meanwhile, she was also apparently spending, what was it, $3,000 a week on snacks or some crazy shit like that?

I think Nick made up the 3k snack allowance to cover how much he was spending on drugs. That little tidbit was very conveniently timed, as I recall.

 

[hesaback]

I know the last year has been entertaining but I think it's going to turn dark pretty quickly. He can laugh it off in his usual glib way and spout bollocks but his brain will crack. No booze, no drugs, side piece outed again. Taxes coming up, the other court case and pointing the blame everywhere else.

Fun and games.