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@Potentially Criminal and other attorneys in the thread:
I am not a lawyer, but according to the terms of the sentencing:
Doesn't the phrase "May be deferred
if compliant**" mean even if he "abides" by the terms of probation, they could still decide to go "Fuck you, you're going to enjoy prison, cocaine child"? Because "may" doesn't mean "must". I can't stand to watch his fucking face or listen to his whining bitchiness for an entire stream without someone else commentating, but is this stream not really good evidence that can be used against him?
Pretty much that although I don't know much about vodka sauce specifically. But if you cook with alcohol you almost never end up with any substantial amount. The only exception I can think of offhand is when you add sherry to lobster bisque right at the end (and usually at the table).
And further, he KNOWS from the studies that vodka sauce can result in positive tests so he never eats it himself so there is no chance he would even get a false positive.
You know, if I was a court, and I had some dickface who was under probation which had a term that said "No alcohol at all" and he immediately thought to cook with vodka sauce on the off-chance it'd have blood test(s) show he'd been consuming alcohol, and that same dickface was a colossal asshole who had clearly blamed everyone but himself for his problems...I'd just...you know, not give a fuck he'd been cooking with alcohol.
If I was the court, I'd throw the book, the bookcase, the bookshelves, the entire fucking library at his fucking head.
Because this hypothetical person sees limits and his first instinct is not to change his life to actually abide by probation and show his family he's serious about how much he regrets his actions, but come up with over four hours of excuses demonstrating he's learned nothing, but wants to show how to "own the system" by intentionally doing things that would cause him to test positive, showing he not only can't abide by the spirit of the law, but the letter of the law. As if a probation officer wouldn't see alcohol, even alcohol for the purposes of cooking, in the house of someone with a demonstrated problem of alcohol and a desire to rebel against explicit orders, and immediately get it out of his fucking house, if not just decide to shit in his mouth right there and decide he's violating his probation. Because he hears "No alcohol at all" and thinks "I'm going to have alcohol for cooking, and it's not illegal to cook". Okay, nice plan Cotton, let's see how it plays out. Actually no, I want him to have a PO report him for violating court orders for having cooking alcohol, that shit would be fucking funny. By all means, look at "May be deferred" and interpret that as meaning even if you abide by your own personal faggot standards of sticking to the rules, that they "must" not give you jail time.
Surely someone wouldn't have such a bad investigative report that he not only actually receives the maximum possible probation allowed, but also receives jail time, and then demonstrate activity that shows he actually should've gotten more than what's legally permitted, right? Nobody would be that fucking retarded. Oh wait, I'm on the Kiwi Farms, of course there's someone that retarded.
How long was this gay faggot overdue on the 5k gift before he got arrested? He's blaming it on "felony stress". Uh-mazin'
Locals was a thing he started around 2022 when he had initially gotten suspended from YouTube for Keffals acting like a faggot eunuch to false report him off the platform. Which is weird, because Nick has said and done plenty to warrant removal, but that's not what they reported him for. Because they're faggot eunuchs.
There's also the fact that all the Protestant churches don't use wine.
The ones I've seen only ever use grape juice, because A) even for religious purposes, I don't think you're even legally permitted to give alcohol to minors (and minors do participate in Communion), and B) wine in large quantities is probably way more expensive than standard grape juice, and C) Even if someone is a legal adult, some people (such as myself) have ethical or health reasons as to why they won't/can't consume alcohol (like maybe a recovering alcoholic who has joined a church probably shouldn't be given something that could tempt them into regressing into that behavior), but that same individual would consume grape juice.
