💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Sneed Force One]

I've got members, I'll clip it down

Nevermind: @elb got there before me

STMS: Nick Rekieta’s Return Stream & the MNPublicRecords April Dox (Apr 20, 2025)
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[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I am being and catching up. I fell asleep before Nick got to the Kurt segment. I was bored to sleep.

I love how he now wants to do to the developers of this retarded super tips system what he did with the Rumble developers. He wants to be the "ideas guy" for them because he's the user. Idea number 1 is clearly about getting your details if you chat the wrong thing. Idea number 2 is getting the filters removed so he can have a Matthew Harris impersonation say "Nigger." I can't wait for him to get sued over NIL rights for stealing peoples' voices.

This is Nick's hubris and narcissism. He cannot help himself.

5K locals gift still lives

Did he mention it? Any clip or timestamp? He mentioned getting a laser cutter to start making them himself.

This text to speech thing is so gay. It's a gross gimmick for his return.

Don't give the cokehead money and don't fund his pedophile buddy.

It is so annoying and disruptive to the show flow. I think he did it to give himself time to think of half-baked jokes.

Bingo, see attached. Obviously this start to Season 2 is nothing earth-shattering after a tough act to follow, but a few small-l locals thought you guys would be interested to know that Nick and April have been lying to others about her supposedly having moved back home to Litchfield.

In actuality she is still living in WILLMAR despite having no family or friends there other than the qover, after she moved directly from the sold half of the Balldo Bunker to a quaint rental at 7286 Highway 71 South. Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.

And so another update to the OP is due. Many thanks!

You did claim the police were planting evidence

No, stalker child, I did NOT claim the corrupt police were planting evidence! I IMPLIED it, and that is something entirely different, enjoy balldos!

 

[DaleMcGuy]

My favorite part of the stream is he tried to go back to "Trump and Guns" talk.
Couldn't even fake it for an hour before sending himself a dono to start another 3 hour cope stream.
Casino better deliver cause the Keemstar goon call for BPD puss is far more entertaining.

 

[Captain Manning]

Speaking of...

Does anybody want to hazard a guess why Nick didn't submit his mom's letter to the court? God help me, but I actually kinda believe him when he said she wrote one. It's not outlandish. Moms are like that. He claims he didn't want to overload the court, but 4 letters isn't a lot.

Is it possible she actually wrote it, and it wasn't to his ridiculous standards?

"Look, my son is a fucking retard, but..."

It would be funny if he got an actual good letter that Wentzell wouldn't have thought was ghost-written, but he's a thin-skinned bitch made faggot and that's the one he didn't submit.

I fell asleep before Nick got to the Kurt segment.

Me too. I opened up my RLM playlist and drifted off.

Shit was insufferable last night.

 

[elb]

Did he mention it? Any clip or timestamp? He mentioned getting a laser cutter to start making them himself

0:45

 

[Sneed Force One]

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Haha, I called this months ago when he dropped that hint on Locals. It’s going to be those cheap laser-cut plywood keychains—the same kind you see at every tacky pop-up arts and crafts stall. I’d bet my bottom dollar on it.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Pretty much that although I don't know much about vodka sauce specifically. But if you cook with alcohol you almost never end up with any substantial amount. The only exception I can think of offhand is when you add sherry to lobster bisque right at the end (and usually at the table).

"Jane, you ignorant slut." Balldo found studies on the internet. When he piss tests or BAC PBAs at 10x the limit for alcohol, there is scientific proof from the studies that it was caused by vodka sauce.

And further, he KNOWS from the studies that vodka sauce can result in positive tests so he never eats it himself so there is no chance he would even get a false positive.

You see, Skeletor has keeedddzzz. And they don't eat often so they are always ravenous. So hungry they eat with their hands (and with all his driving he can't clean the silverware). His 10 y/o rubbed the sauce into his hair (she's always rubbing everybody's hair like she's looking for something). As we know, hair rubbing creates metabolites that enter the bloodstream through his heat allergy head sores and must have got to his bladder that way. He just happens to have a video with him at every PO visit of his dirty kid touching his hair with hot spaghetti sauce triggering the heat allergy and metabolites. QED.

 

[Nova902]

Nick's views on "what true friends do" is about as useful as his views on being an astronaut.

Nick has no friends, true or otherwise. Every single one of his friends wrote the court about his character. Kurt made the mistake of thinking they were friends but Nick shut that down just like he does with everyone. Nick's a narcissistic piece of shit that never thinks beyond himself.

Nick has so few irl friends he befriended two pedophiles just to have a social life away from our kholea

 

[200MB]

So why did he wait until he was sentenced to stream again? Aside from like 2 things, it was all the same bullshit we've already heard.

 

[Dan of Steel]

This nigga really skellymaxxed to the point where can't even fill out a girl's medium t-shirt

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I've got members, I'll clip it down

I gotta say I freaking hate the scroll STMS has across the bottom now. My turbo-adhd has always hated that kinda shit.

 

[PuffyPopcorn]

Speaking of...

Does anybody want to hazard a guess why Nick didn't submit his mom's letter to the court? God help me, but I actually kinda believe him when he said she wrote one. It's not outlandish. Moms are like that. He claims he didn't want to overload the court, but 4 letters isn't a lot.

Is it possible she actually wrote it, and it wasn't to his ridiculous standards?

"Look, my son is a fucking retard, but..."

I assume as you say she didn't write what he told her to write.
Like in the Kurt segment when Kurt read the Megan Fox letter to the court where Nick kept saying "That is not what she ment". So I assume only letters that kept to his dictation were submitted by Nick to the court.

 

[Not Really Here]

"Jim Tells You"

Powerword: Jim Satala, also a e: former jannie for Sean.

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[Pelican Bones]

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How long was this gay faggot overdue on the 5k gift before he got arrested? He's blaming it on "felony stress". Uh-mazin'

 

[elb]

How long was this gay faggot overdue on the 5k gift before he got arrested? He's blaming it on "felony stress". Uh-mazin'

A couple of years or something. It’s hard to keep track anymore

 

[TexOffender]

Katydid, who covers a lot of comicsgate, Eric July vs JuJu stuff clipped Nick.

Her audience is mostly anti eric july.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

How long was this gay faggot overdue on the 5k gift before he got arrested? He's blaming it on "felony stress". Uh-mazin'

The earliest I can remember is around October 2022:

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[john marston]

It really is amazing how little he has learned. He's enabled by a few thousand sycophants that will love him unconditionally no matter what he does. His reputation outside of that circle has completely crumbled, and he's such a wetbrained asshole I doubt he'll ever be able to recover fully.

I watched about one minute of his return stream and had to shut it off immediately, he is such an unlikeable faggot that has not learned a single lesson. It's honestly tiring.

Edit: @Captain Manning, you're a good man for not falling into the Nick Sycophant group. You have more of a reason than most of his fanbase.

 

[Scampuss Aurelius]

https://youtu.be/8I85oOmKKu4

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

I’ll say this his entire “I could trip the test from Vodka sauce” is the most disingenuous bullshit I’ve heard. It’s like complaining about how your parole officer stops you from going to Church because Communion will cause you to trip the test (it won’t, I’m not gonna sperg about Transubstantiation, but a sip of wine won’t make you piss hot). Most parole officers like Church attendance because regular church goers will create internal and external pressures to stick with it.

There's also the fact that all the Protestant churches don't use wine.