💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[woodedbag]

I cannot believe there is a group of human beings that is sweeping for rekieta at this point and its headed up by a whole gaggle of middle aged women who would otherwise be working at the gas station. My X experience has been incredible today

 

[TwinPeaksEnjoyer]

Bingo, see attached. Obviously this start to Season 2 is nothing earth-shattering after a tough act to follow, but a few small-l locals thought you guys would be interested to know that Nick and April have been lying to others about her supposedly having moved back home to Litchfield.

In actuality she is still living in WILLMAR despite having no family or friends there other than the qover, after she moved directly from the sold half of the Balldo Bunker to a quaint rental at 7286 Highway 71 South. Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.

Yup he's going to violate his probation and go to prison.

Maybe he was really never on drugs.

Maybe he is just actually retarded.

Maybe it's both plus alcohol.

 

[Captain Manning]

Oh please oh please oh please

Now you cant bring that up without showing us.

I don't think I have it anymore because he sent it to me in 2019, there was a hard drive crash since, and when I was helping him during the first part of Weebwars, it was through DMs on his old Nick Rekieta Twitter account (when you get yeeted off Twitter, the entire DM history goes with it).

If it softens the blow any, I don't recall it being particularly funny or cringe. Otherwise I would have mentioned this WAY earlier. As I recall, it was about an Astartes talking to a Guardsman about how their death will honor the Emperor, or some shit, and it was like two pages. I didn't even really understand it at the time, because I was just beginning to look into WH40K.

I still have the omnibus copy of Gaunt's Ghosts he sent me on my Kindle though. Not that that helps anybody here.

The point is, he's as much a nerd as anyone. He paints WH40k figures, he's written WH40k fanfiction, he owns all the books, he's bragged about he knows Ty Beard, and Ty supposedly tried to buy GDW at some point, etc.

And there's nothing wrong with any of that, really. He's just displaying more hypocrisy in calling people nerds

The Drukhari love is kinda creepy though. Yet it makes SO much sense now, in retrospect.

It's the old maddox trick, fuck the girl of the one you truly lust over so you can "own him".

Yeah but 80's Girl, much to the shock of everyone on the forum who thought otherwise (self included), got what she wanted in the end.

I don't think Nick is putting a baby in April and marrying her but, hey, people were wrong about Juju... so who knows.

Isn't patent law one of the most lucrative legal fields? How much money is Kurt making off YouTube. He must be a shit lawyer if that's better than his previous career.

He was on the government end. It pays okay I suppose but it's not like actually litigating in private practice or being the VP of Intellectual Property for some big business.

Kurt held a paygrade of GS-13 (about equivalent to a light Colonel), and had a base salary of $126,000. I wrote a post on this back in August of 2023.



As Nick proved, you can way make more on YouTube, but it's talent dependent.

Now I wanna see Kurt make six figures or better on Youtube, because fuck Nick. Same with everybody else in Lawtube he talked shit about and thinks he's better than.

 

[USAroXX]

Yup, still on coke.

1. Who is gonna tell quayla on FB that sidepiece is 12mins away still. I know, don't touch the cow.

2. Momma swinger rackieta on FB might want to know their April Pay-off did not work so gud. Is announcing on FB cow-touching IF you do not identify yourself here too?

3. Basically EVERY courthouse provides bailiff GUARDS to escort anyone who feels unsafe to their vehicle, the only switch in cars is fat old bug-eye swinging mom and whore wife.

The guard escort is a result of spouses getting killed outside court during family law trials/hearings. Once clown wig was clocked outside the doors, escort guaranteed upon request.

Additionally some have back hallways so baddie criminals don't interact with the innocent public; hallways to judge chambers; jury rooms, etc. I recall Emily D baker telling her audience there were 4 or 5 exits or entrances to the LA courthouse where Amber Turd got Pix shot with her FAKE black eye. Emily's point being OF COURSE Amber Turd set up that photo op otherwise that was a very lucky guess as to which door AND time the Turd would exit in time for her PRETEND ABUSE photo shoot.

Also, recall how depp n heard were escorted in and out the courthouse to/from vehicle in Virginia. It's not cia-level. No cops want to deal with potential death/violence at their courthouse doorstep.

Once again VENEER breath Will herron proves how gullible a balldowasher really can be.

 

[not william stenchever]

the president (joe biden) told the governer to tell the jury to cancel his rights to giving kids cocaine. you see?

Very implausible claim. Hunter is a big fan of giving cocaine to young girls in your immediate family. He would push back against the Big Guy for trying to personally punish such behavior. Hold that Burisma money hostage to ensure Nick's freedom.

 

[demicolon]

Here's Nick holding up his physical copy of Redo of a Healer, an anime where an underage magician boy gets raped repeatedly by underage girls

Coincidentally the boy also gets raped repeatedly by a very tall, muscular, bald, gay nigger. Kinda like Drex, except the gay.
Another coincidence is that the bald gay nigger survives until season 2, which never got made. Kinda like Drex, except the gay.

 

[hawkisnight]

This idiot is going to do those 30 days. I bet pooping in cell with people staring and commenting is going to be so much fun for him.

The more I think about this probation business the more fucked it gets for Nick. How many tests a week are we talking about here? Every other day? You can go out of state with permission but can they call you up while you are on the trip and order you to get your ass to the station for a test? Can they wake you up in the middle of the night? Will they be there personally or you have to drive yourself(oh no! More driving!)? If you can't pee at the moment will officers just wait with you in the room? Will they make his life a living hell for full 5 years or can you get some leeway and schedule a test one a week after like a year or two of good behavior? Nicholas you are dumb and fucked

 

[AnOminous]

I see people often mentioning that Nick's brain is fried from nitrous oxide so that must be why he is such a retard. I am here to say that this is not the case. I have done more nitrous than you could possibly imagine in my time since I used to be a full-time outdoor rave promoter and the NOS/other drugs were plenty. I know plenty of people who moved on from the rave scene to become very successful people. I also like to think that I am not a total retard.
So what I am trying to say is that the drugs did not make Nick a retard. Nick is a retard on drugs. There is a big difference

It takes genuinely heroic amounts to suffer permanent damage, but extreme nitrous use over a prolonged period can cause permanent neurological damage. It isn't technically the nitrous that does it but vitamin B deficiency caused by it. Combine that with B deficiency from alcohol and being an anorexic skelly, I think Nick seriously has caused actual brain damage.

He might be at a stage where it's possible to recover but I doubt he'll be 100% again, at least not for a long time.

One of the big giveaways was the "anime sucks cope and sneed" thing where he literally forgot what he'd said a minute ago ten times in a row or so and said it again.

The only other exceptions I can think of are stuff like Rum Raisin Ice Cream and some Rum Cakes. Where the Rum is added after cooking. But the amount t of booze in them is trivial.

I like adding bourbon to peach ice cream. But you can't really add more than about a shot per gallon or it won't freeze.

 

[(°▽°)]

His idea of cool is Dick, he's trying to skinwalk as him. Aaron is his maddox. April is his 80s girl. Melton is his vito. Null is his Null.

Kayla is his [not pictured here]

 

[Not Really Here]

Coincidentally the boy also gets raped repeatedly by a very tall, muscular, bald, gay nigger.

Then he regresses, and sexual violences the shit out of everyone, before they can get him.

Classic chick writing porn stuff.

 

[Sneed Force One]

Wyświetl załącznik 7252756

Why does he keep holding drinking objects like that

He's used to gripping the shaft of Aaron's cock at face level

 

[Vibralldo]

I bet pooping in cell with people staring and commenting is going to be so much fun for him.

He's a gay exhibitionist so it will unironically

 

[Hamburger Detractor]

I wonder how many times he told Kayla he was taking the kids to an activity, just to run to April's and she doesn't even notice the kids never leave with him.

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

Pretty much that although I don't know much about vodka sauce specifically. But if you cook with alcohol you almost never end up with any substantial amount. The only exception I can think of offhand is when you add sherry to lobster bisque right at the end (and usually at the table).

I’ll say this his entire “I could trip the test from Vodka sauce” is the most disingenuous bullshit I’ve heard. It’s like complaining about how your parole officer stops you from going to Church because Communion will cause you to trip the test (it won’t, I’m not gonna sperg about Transubstantiation, but a sip of wine won’t make you piss hot). Most parole officers like Church attendance because regular church goers will create internal and external pressures to stick with it.

 

[hawkisnight]

He's a gay exhibitionist so it will unironically

I think he only wants coach Toe to watch him poo.

 

[N1bbaN3rd]

He was talking about how it’s impossible to cheat a piss test and how he wouldn’t need to cos he never had a drug problem lol

As far as Nick is concerned, the only "problem" he ever had was getting caught.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

He thinks Slaanesh and the Dark Eldar are "hilarious."

Which, for him, makes a lot of sense. I am not a big WH40K person, but the impression I got from learning about them is they are both depraved and evil.

Slaanesh is objectively hilarious.
Elves just went totally off the rails and quite literally gooned so hard the fucking multidimensional eldritch demon of lust itself got pulled into the physical realm, and half the elves were like "we got to get the fuck out of here brah" and barely made it out unmolested.
It's 40K, it's so over the top and that's why it's fun.

 

[Vibralldo]

I wonder how many times he told Kayla he was taking the kids to an activity, just to run to April's and she doesn't even notice the kids never leave with him.

Nick lying to Kayla and saying April is gone while he secretly moved her to a place he's paying for so he can keep fucking her behind everyone's back would be the cherry on top.

Nick learned NOTHING

He doesn't think drugs are harmful

He's still up at 3 am on Easter Sunday instead of preparing to spend time with his kids

He's still publicly seething about his case on YouTube where the courts can see

He still thinks that what he did is equivalent to other people drinking too much one or two times and, therefore, everyone who judges him for dosing his kid is a hypocrite

And now he's been hiding his girlfriend that he claimed he got rid of in town so he can actually cheat on his wife

The perfect, unrepentant lolcow

 

[RussianParasite]

I’ll say this his entire “I could trip the test from Vodka sauce” is the most disingenuous bullshit I’ve heard.

It only doesn’t trip the test if you don’t take a big glug from the bottle like a cool guy before using it, prude.

Also, in a vodka or other alcohol-based sauces the alcohol should cook out rather quickly. If you’re using it straight in a dessert, you’re not supposed to use enough alcohol to really even taste it. But then again, we’ve seen how Nick cooks and honestly, what would he know?

 

[Lian Xing]

Communion will cause you to trip the test (it won’t, I’m not gonna sperg about Transubstantiation, but a sip of wine won’t make you piss hot).

Every mainline Protestant denomination has a non alcoholic wine substitute at communion.

To your point, it’s more bullshit and excuses from an addict. Unfortunately, he has to want to change, and I don’t see it happening.