💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

Friday hearing outcome?

  • DENIED!

    Głosy: 40 9,9%
  • Upheld against Patrick Melton only.

    Głosy: 14 3,5%
  • Upheld against Nicholas Rekieta only.

    Głosy: 12 3,0%
  • Another win for the toe!

    Głosy: 192 47,5%
  • Continuance...

    Głosy: 146 36,1%

  • Łączna liczba głosujących
    404
  • Ankieta zamknięta .
I watched like ~45 minutes of this and it was unbearable and bizarre. Constantly insisting everyone is wrong and retarded after being sentenced to 5 years probation is truly insane behavior. If I knew him IRL I'd peace out and cut my ties, dude is clearly a sinking ship.

(Not that any of this is new)

Who was this for? Wine moms?
 
I am glad I decided to go bed instead of watching this disaster. Nick fulfilled every expectation I had for him.
He lied, constantly, about everything.

And he still made more money with this stream than many Twitch streamer do in 12 hour stream.
His viewers are as sad and pathetic as he is.
 
Due to his small town venue, the judge was never going to go against the police narrative. He STILL has not gotten all the discovery he was supposed to. He does not want to badmouth his lawyer, but some arguments were not made well.
So we went from a multifaceted establishmentarian conspiracy to shut down the brave libertarian freedom fighter to "THE SIZE OF THIS COURT IS TINY (like Skelly's dick)". :really:
God. What a massive joke.

Nick votes on tax policy and anti-war bases. He does not really care who wins. He wants his son to not be in a war.
For the sake of the military, I don't think they want a 17-year-old who can't cook wants to be some actor in the war either.
Though from the perspective of so called adversaries like China and Russia, sure!

They treated him like a drug dealer.
Man with over 25 grams or 400+ KNU worth of cocaine in an emaciated skelly state who drives around and befriends druggies like Juju and Ethan Ralph 🐷 was treated like a drug dealer. Wow, it's rocket science. Why would that be?

I'm pretty sure Pablo Escobar and El Chapo never dosed their children. Skelly is worse than them.
 
Kurt was never a practicing lawyer (did patent work before quitting for full time youtube).
Fair. Apparently he was just a patent examiner according to LinkedIn. I believe he did private stuff too, but I cannot find it. Kurt doesn't have much experience other than being admitted.
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"I replaced all my hobbies with drugs"- Nick Rekieta, not a junkie.
He unironically went from Plastic Crack (warhammer) to acutal crack to galaxy gas/whippets.
in conclusion, Warhammer is a gateway drug. Just say no to 40k.
 
Bingo, see attached. Obviously this start to Season 2 is nothing earth-shattering after a tough act to follow, but a few small-l locals thought you guys would be interested to know that Nick and April have been lying to others about her supposedly having moved back home to Litchfield.

In actuality she is still living in WILLMAR despite having no family or friends there other than the qover, after she moved directly from the sold half of the Balldo Bunker to a quaint rental at 7286 Highway 71 South. Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.
Silverado? She may have shit taste in guys but at least she has good taste in trucks, I'll give her that.
 
Taking his children away was the worst thing they did to him.
He believes the test results were fake/fabricated/errors/lies/mishandled/etc yet that wasn't the worst thing the "state" did. This tells me he dosed his child.
More insanity from chat:

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This is levels of blasphemy that's making some "leave me alone" atheist like me uncomfortable, especially during Easter. Which disciples of Jesus Christ was arrested for possessing distributive amounts of cocaine, and which one had their children test positive at more than 10x the cutoff? I'm sure they're burning in Hell. That's where Skelly belongs.
Having his private life made public was traumatic.
Yeah.
Like putting someone's mental breakdown during COVID on full exhibition just to get back at a website which originally told you to keep your freak sex garbage private. Even after the Hedonism II thing, most people weren't exactly "antifans".
oh my fucking god, Nick is repeating the "metabolites that get into hair" narrative again.
He promises to eventually show proof and studies that it is possible.

Get ready for the Nick Quora arc.
Nick is saying that the washing process gave the hair test an OVER 5.000 result for cocaine.
LOL! So delusional.
-Nick will show how cocaine and metabolites get into hair samples. He has studies he can show. It has not been proven that his daughter was exposed.
Metabolites?
Did he mean the drug itself? So he's conflating the two YET AGAIN. This fucking retard skelly should just shut his Aaroncocklicker and noose himself. An improper wash can bind environmentally contaminated cocaine onto hair to yield a higher result, typically it will still be below cut-off, or borderline. It will NEVER EVER YIELD >5000pg/mg. Never.

If it wasn't a dimwitted misunderstanding of metabolites, how did a wash cause cocaine to metabolise into benzoylecgonine? Because that sounds fucking retarded.

We still don't exactly know if the >5000pg/mg figure was COCAINE or a METABOLITE. It seems like skelly doesn't know either.

-Nick never got statistics on the lab failure rate and swap errors where you get someone else's results reported as your own.
Because that never fucking happens unless there's a total breakdown of protocol. He never got "those statistics" because it simply does not happen.

"Washing the hair can actually put metabolites into the hair when it's supposed to clean it. So the coke the cop rubbed into her hair was 1000% washed into her hair"

"Also there's false positives and sometimes hair samples got swapped"
The cop rubbed many grams of coke into her hair.
Then her hair was sampled.
The hair being washed in cleansing solution caused the cocaine to metabolise into benzoylecgonine.

Make this make sense. That's not how benzoylecgonine is synthesised in the laboratory. It's pretty easy but not that simple.

Kys skelly
 
Cleric, cleric cast turn undead. That will get rid of any skelly!
That’s a lich. We need to find the Balldo and destroy the phylactery
Lich phylactery tend to be jewels or something precious the mortal once felt was valuable. Confirmed: not his wife or kids.

When Rekieta points the finger at his critics for being nerds, he's obviously not totally off base, is he?

'm blocked by YouTube and at the moment I'm glad I am.

I'm also on a 24 hour ban for bullying. My guess is that it was for telling Ahmed to stay away from little girls in the back room of the kebab shop. Google is run by cuckolds and groomers.

Listen, either he pays her $2,000 every month for the rest of his life or Josh pays her a one time payment of $6,000, his hands are tied! OK?

That $6k has to be off the table now. Josh is getting access to the bodycam footage without any help from Kayla. If Rekieta's mom isn't paying the rent for her felon son's fuckpiece, it's back to the paint factory for April.

What did Sean do to get all of Nick's smite compared to other e-celeb lawyers?

Sean's an actual practicing lawyer. Nick tried this and failed dismally.

How much have U donated to charity BISH

"Here's your allowance for this month, son. Now don't forget, we're extremely privileged so you mustn't spend the whole lot on cocaine, Keep your coke intake down to about $20k and make sure you drop a hundo in the collection box for the poors. That way, whenever anybody tries to criticize you, you can let them know exactly how much of my money you give to charity."
 
Fair. Apparently he was just a patent examiner according to LinkedIn. I believe he did private stuff too, but I cannot find it. Kurt doesn't have much experience other than being admitted.
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Isn't patent law one of the most lucrative legal fields? How much money is Kurt making off YouTube. He must be a shit lawyer if that's better than his previous career.
 
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