💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abusing puppy snuffing cuckold who dosed his child, "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse streamer. Swinger visitor of 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Seethed at his ex-BF Aaron on REDDIT. Wife's gunted and toed bod worth $50. Drives like a Jeet.

[Grotesque Bushes]

So, is he basically reneging his guilty plea live?

That's who Nick is, a renigger

 

[AnOminous]

All I've heard so far is "muh gubmint" making coy remarks yet not naming any names (something only bitchmade cowards do) and lies.

Eat hot chip and lie. Muh goobermint.

0:10

 

[dustnight]

A lot of people will do probation for a couple days then disappear and then the government has to track down. But not me, my probation will be TAX FREE BISH

 

[arc minsk]

nick is making sure to hold up a red gatorade bottle for 25% of the stream as evidence of him being an electrolytes guy now.

 

[Desktop User2]

It´s fucking day 1 one his "new life" and he is already reneging his guilty plea. This is levels of niggering never seen before

The vehicles in the driveway vary a lot in the various street view photos over the years, so perhaps it's a long-time rental?

Maybe it is a bunny hut and it´s all customers cars. It would be hilarious if Nick settled his crack whore into a whore house.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

"remember the type of people the courts usually deal with during probation"

Yeah, people that are repentant and don't dose their kids

Nick still doesn't get it, he believes he's a special snowflake and the exception to every rule. That's what fucked him so badly and what will continue to fuck him.

 

[asipasip]

He's about to find the mnpublicrecords post. He thinks it's a transcript.

 

[Vibralldo]

@CECA Loather good superchat, but nick has your info now lol

 

[Heed Not]

>I got permission to go to Hackamania

One job, Minnesota.

Guaranteed its to test him as soon as he's back

 

[uhoh spaghettios]

I'm tapping out, I can't listen to this smug, passive aggressive, coping, faggot anymore.

I'm struggling, the retarded dino game is helping.

Suffah cope stream enjoyer.

 

[often puzzled]

What you want is the county auditor.

Nevermind there's a bunch of bullshit

County assessor:



* edit: non-homestead = yes, it's a rental

 

[Depressed_Oni]

Not Nick calling out Glorious @MNPublicRecords by name

 

[Sneed Force One]

Bingo, see attached. Obviously this start to Season 2 is nothing earth-shattering after a tough act to follow, but a few small-l locals thought you guys would be interested to know that Nick and April have been lying to others about her supposedly having moved back home to Litchfield.

In actuality she is still living in WILLMAR despite having no family or friends there other than the qover, after she moved directly from the sold half of the Balldo Bunker to a quaint rental at 7286 Highway 71 South. Rumors abound about a certain douchey midlife-crisis-mobile coming in and out of the neighborhood every now and again, but that last part has yet to be fully documented.

If Nick wants to keep his sidepiece in the bullpen so he can frolic and detour from all his constant driving for the occasional quickie behind Kayla's back, he'd better at least pick out a different fuckshack and buy April a way less recognizable ride. Allegedly he could afford it.

Nick smuckles about @MNPublicRecords leaking new data, reiterating "its all public".

Oh, Nicky, Nicky, Nicky. I bet you didn’t expect it to become public knowledge that you’ve been sneaking over to April Anderson’s rental at 7286 Highway 71 South, Wilmar, MN.

Still cheating on your wife, huh?

 

[AnOminous]

Hackamania confirmed

Nick's gonna break lol

If he goes there he will come back pissing hot.

 

[Cyber Autist]

Hackamania confirmed

Nick's gonna break lol

He's going to be at a convention with degens like Melton. There are going to be people purposefully fucking with him to get him drunk and high. Melton isn't his friend, he's a sideshow that he can have on his stream for content because Melton is in love with Aaron. There is a chance he'll get a random drug test coming back to Minnesota and he instantly violates his probation with a positive test.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

Man I can't do this anymore. I gotta bail. Motherfucker never even got to his epic own on uncivil law.

 

[Zab McMann]

Sounds like his set up is a screen for chat and a screen to search/his thread.

Can't wait for that crashout when he gets caught up.

 

[Vibralldo]

one of the most crazy oversights in his entire lore and probably 100% responsible for his legal troubles. every single stream he did ended at 4 am and it always ended with him saying "hey guys just drank 7 bottles of whiskey. gotta go to bed so i can drive my genius kids to piano practice at 7 am" for like 3 years straight. his biggest lie is sober driving.

Rekieta probably thinks his liver is magic and can sober him up in 3 hours like how everything else about him is special

 

[Desktop User2]

If he goes there he will come back pissing hot.

Dont you trust this nigger´s self restraint in Vegas with a bunch of homosexual pedophiles??!

 

[ICantLegallySayThat]

County assessor:

Wyświetl załącznik 7250777Wyświetl załącznik 7250778Wyświetl załącznik 7250779Wyświetl załącznik 7250781

* edit: non-homestead = yes, it's a rental

Damn. Just paying for black prostitutes was waaay cheaper. Those privates better be lined in gold!